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#16005613 04/18/21
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A grizzled old trapper was rooting around in the woods looking for a trap he had forgotten to retrieve at the end of the previous season...
Digging under a windfall he found an ornate corked glass bottle.
seeing as the digging was thirsty work he decided to take his chances and pulled the cork.
Loans behold out popped a genie who offered to grant him one wish.
The old trapper said:
"I want to live forever,"

To which the Genie replied"
"I'm afraid everlasting life is a prohibited wish."

"Fine," says the trapper, "then I want to live until after Congress gets their heads out of their tookis!"

"You crafty bastard!" says the genie...


-OMotS



"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
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Laugh my ass off


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