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Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



And?



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It would take a special hooker to be able to make Mikey feel good about himself.

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Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



What’s the going rate for a hag hump in Billings, MT ?

Asking for Mikey

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Originally Posted by SLM
I hate the heat, but hate humidity more.

Pretty humid where your at?

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We hit 101* again today.

Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SLM
Keep your dam clothes on and quit smoking the alfalfa.

Thought for a little while we were going to get a shower, nothing but wind.

Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Several rain dances are needed.

Without the alfalfa fumes. wink



They are saying we’re gonna hit a record @ 109* on Sunday.

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You desert dwellers are used to heat...Yeah, I know, it’s a dry heat.

We start to hemorrhage when temps reach the mid 70’s around these parts.

When we’ve had heat this early, it has usually ruined archery season starting on August 28th. They’ll lose 1/2 a season, if not all of it, with fire closures.

Hope you all catch some good rain.

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Can be in the valley, where temperatures can soar.

Me, on the coast, humidity is often pushed out by the marine layer.

Valley can be in the 90’s and I’m at 66* with low cloud cover and slight wind...Very comfortable.

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Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



And?


I guess it’s better than touching yourself and saying you had a awesome weekend

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



What’s the going rate for a hag hump in Billings, MT ?

Asking for Mikey

Laffin

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He couldn't afford it, but as a FYI methheads give a guy more bang for their buck, because they're crazy anyhow. This is not a bad thing.



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Never mind, I won’t ruin it for you.

You getting my room all set up in the homestead?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
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Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



And?

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That one tooth can be a bitch though.

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by Beaver10
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Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



What’s the going rate for a hag hump in Billings, MT ?

Asking for Mikey

Laffin

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He couldn't afford it, but as a FYI methheads give a guy more bang for their buck, because they're crazy anyhow. This is not a bad thing.


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Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



What’s the going rate for a hag hump in Billings, MT ?

Asking for Mikey

Laffin

🦫


He couldn't afford it, but as a FYI methheads give a guy more bang for their buck, because they're crazy anyhow. This is not a bad thing.



Meth chicks are fun...I always leave a buck under her pillow for the tooth she lost during the night.

Beave the tooth-fairy

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Originally Posted by SLM
Never mind, I won’t ruin it for you.

You getting my room all set up in the homestead?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
[quote=SLM]Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.

[/qu1ote]

And?




Yes.
There may be some blood and spooge on the walls. Maybe a dead hooker in the closet.

I hope you don't mind. They can't say "no" that way.

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SOB, I can’t keep up now.

Think I could like that.

Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SLM
I hate the heat, but hate humidity more.

Pretty humid where your at?

Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SLM
We hit 101* again today.

Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SLM
Keep your dam clothes on and quit smoking the alfalfa.

Thought for a little while we were going to get a shower, nothing but wind.

Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Several rain dances are needed.

Without the alfalfa fumes. wink



They are saying we’re gonna hit a record @ 109* on Sunday.

🥵

🦫



You desert dwellers are used to heat...Yeah, I know, it’s a dry heat.

We start to hemorrhage when temps reach the mid 70’s around these parts.

When we’ve had heat this early, it has usually ruined archery season starting on August 28th. They’ll lose 1/2 a season, if not all of it, with fire closures.

Hope you all catch some good rain.

🦫



Can be in the valley, where temperatures can soar.

Me, on the coast, humidity is often pushed out by the marine layer.

Valley can be in the 90’s and I’m at 66* with low cloud cover and slight wind...Very comfortable.

🦫

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How dead are we talking?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Never mind, I won’t ruin it for you.

You getting my room all set up in the homestead?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



And?




Yes.
There may be some blood and spooge on the walls. Maybe a dead hooker in the closet.

I hope you don't mind.

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Originally Posted by SLM
I hate the heat, but hate humidity more.

Pretty humid where your at?



How does a 77 degree dew point sound?

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Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Remember what I mentioned about the gay posts?


No, but I bet it was something along the lines of "they turn me on."



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Originally Posted by SLM
How dead are we talking?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Never mind, I won’t ruin it for you.

You getting my room all set up in the homestead?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



And?



Yes.
There may be some blood and spooge on the walls. Maybe a dead hooker in the closet.

I hope you don't mind.




Dead enough to not be able to say "no".

It works.



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Originally Posted by SLM
Keep your dam clothes on and quit smoking the alfalfa.

Thought for a little while we were going to get a shower, nothing but wind.

Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Several rain dances are needed.

Without the alfalfa fumes. wink


I will do the rain dance at night with nothing but my slippers on!

Yup, we got a little shower Tuesday night. Come Monday the weathermen are predicting a 50% chance of rain here, so Sunday night I will dance outside in nothing at all!


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Sounds like you need 4 ice cubes in your whiskey and more ice to put on the Coors Light.


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Originally Posted by SLM
I hate the heat, but hate humidity more.

Pretty humid where your at?



How does a 77 degree dew point sound?

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Beav’,double up the bleach.

Probably going to have to main line the sh it.

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
How dead are we talking?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Never mind, I won’t ruin it for you.

You getting my room all set up in the homestead?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



And?



Yes.
There may be some blood and spooge on the walls. Maybe a dead hooker in the closet.

I hope you don't mind.




Dead enough to not be able to say "no".

It works.

Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Originally Posted by SLM
Keep your dam clothes on and quit smoking the alfalfa.

Thought for a little while we were going to get a shower, nothing but wind.

Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Several rain dances are needed.

Without the alfalfa fumes. wink


I will do the rain dance at night with nothing but my slippers on!

Yup, we got a little shower Tuesday night. Come Monday the weathermen are predicting a 50% chance of rain here, so Sunday night I will dance outside in nothing at all!

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Perfection.

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
How dead are we talking?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Never mind, I won’t ruin it for you.

You getting my room all set up in the homestead?

Originally Posted by T_Inman
Originally Posted by SLM
Prostitutes are paid to make you feel good about yourself.



And?



Yes.
There may be some blood and spooge on the walls. Maybe a dead hooker in the closet.

I hope you don't mind.




Dead enough to not be able to say "no".

It works.

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Wind, torrential rain & hail here, before dark last night.

Got about 30 trees down around the house, 1 across 2 snowmachines, hopefully no damage.

Everything else got missed !

No fishing this weekend, I think.

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After the storm was pretty !

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