While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.]After finishing their meal, they left therestaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowinglyleft her glasses on the table, and she didn'tmiss them until they had been driving forabout forty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, theyhad to travel quite a distance beforethey could find a place to turn around,in order to return to the restaurant toretrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husbandbecame the classic grouchy old man.He fussed and complained, and scoldedhis wife relentlessly during the entirereturn drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He justwouldn't let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of thecar, and hurried inside to retrieve herglasses, the old geezer yelled to her,
While you're in there, you might as wellget my hat and the credit card.
