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I tripped and fell in the Mojave desert one night last year chasing a Coyote. I just laid there for a while to make certain everything still worked and just busted out laughing in the pitch black.


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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
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I lmao when I look in the mirror.


My mirror makes me sad more than anything else. Do you ever wonder how much further south your sack can sag?


I keep a Sharpie next to the terlet so I can mark the water level on my bag.

The tide is always rising...😂


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Originally Posted by smokepole
How hard is it to get a glimpse of your starfish?

I've never seen the need, myself. YMMV.


How would you know if you had anal warts if you didn't inspect?

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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Loading a heavy buck in my truck.
I backed up to a bank, dropped the tailgate and started to pull him in by the horns. His knees hooked over the tailgate and started to lift it instead of sliding in.

I knew I could overpower all that, so i set me feet and started pulling harder.
As the tailgate closed, I had to step back, forgetting the two old tires I had in the bed.
My feet got tangled, and I fell.
Flat on my back.
Holding the deer by the antlers.
In the missionary position.
Nose to nose.

My first thought was "Its a damn shame no one saw that,
it's too F'n funny to not be seen by someone.

And I just layed there laughing.

Then thought of how I must look, laying there laughing.
And laughed some more!



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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by smokepole
How hard is it to get a glimpse of your starfish?

I've never seen the need, myself. YMMV.


How would you know if you had anal warts if you didn't inspect?


That’s what friends are for ?....🤔

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by smokepole
How hard is it to get a glimpse of your starfish?

I've never seen the need, myself. YMMV.


How would you know if you had anal warts if you didn't inspect?


That’s what friends are for ?....🤔

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Usually what I find funny, pisses other people off.

And If/when I discover that, it becomes hysterical for me.


I’m right there with you😈


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...it wastes your time and annoys the pig!
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I’m one of the funniest people I’ve ever met.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by slumlord
Usually what I find funny, pisses other people off.

And If/when I discover that, it becomes hysterical for me.


I’m right there with you😈



Ever find yourself uncontrollably laughing, when you KNOW you shouldn't.
Youngest daughter and I often both catch the giggles, when Momma don't see the humor. Try like heck to stop, but the madder she gets....then one of us looks at the other, and "Here we go again".


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Originally Posted by deflave
I’m one of the funniest people I’ve ever met.


Flave


I visualize you as being one who is laughing when he looses a post.

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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Originally Posted by uncle joe
Originally Posted by slumlord
Usually what I find funny, pisses other people off.

And If/when I discover that, it becomes hysterical for me.


I’m right there with you😈



Ever find yourself uncontrollably laughing, when you KNOW you shouldn't.
Youngest daughter and I often both catch the giggles, when Momma don't see the humor. Try like heck to stop, but the madder she gets....then one of us looks at the other, and "Here we go again".


If you ever get the giggles at a funeral, you are [bleep]. No way to surpress them.

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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Originally Posted by uncle joe
Originally Posted by slumlord
Usually what I find funny, pisses other people off.

And If/when I discover that, it becomes hysterical for me.


I’m right there with you😈



Ever find yourself uncontrollably laughing, when you KNOW you shouldn't.
Youngest daughter and I often both catch the giggles, when Momma don't see the humor. Try like heck to stop, but the madder she gets....then one of us looks at the other, and "Here we go again".


Yeah. Happened one hell of a long time ago. A girl friend was leaving by train to live with an aunt. For some reason I just started laughing like some kind of lunatic and just flat out couldn't stop Her mother was pissed, her girl friend was pissed and I just kept on laughing. Took a while to stop as I was more or less the taxi service Mom and girl friend didn't have car so I got nominated. About a year later she came back home. Thinking about years later I figured it out. She'd gotten knocked up so they sent her to aunty. This was sometime in the late 1950s.
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Yes I laugh at things that I think sometimes.

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It always a big laugh when I do stupid sh*t.

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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
I have caused me to laugh myself into a headache here. Some of you are seriously funny. Please know that I appreciate your work. I hope you are giggling when you hit the post button.


Oh ya, all time Paul. Good stuff for sure!!


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BobBrown goes crack up pretty often, does that count?


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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
I have caused me to laugh myself into a headache here. Some of you are seriously funny. Please know that I appreciate your work. I hope you are giggling when you hit the post button.


Nahhh...

I said something really stupid a couple of years ago and haven't spoken to myself since. crazy


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Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
I have caused me to laugh myself into a headache here. Some of you are seriously funny. Please know that I appreciate your work. I hope you are giggling when you hit the post button.


Nahhh...

I said something really stupid a couple of years ago and haven't spoken to myself since. crazy


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Theres a frequent conversation around here....

First guy: you know, you ain't near as funny since you quit drinking...

Second guy: yeah, you ain't either since I quit drinking.

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I like jokes about eyes. The cornea, the better!

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