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This is a serious question. None of this drivel about mayo vs. miracle whip, or any of that other nonsense.

So what do you recommend for:

A) Prevention

- and -

B) Cure

Ice? Gold Bond? Cortisone? Bag Balm?


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Garden hose.


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Boudreauxs Butt Paste, in the diaper rash section, it works great.

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Originally Posted by High_Noon
Garden hose.


LOL!


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Boudreaux's Butt Paste


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What the hell is swamp ass?

Never mind 🤢

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Corn starch

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Originally Posted by Springcove
What the hell is swamp ass?



Monkey butt !

Kingston will have pictures for any one not getting it !


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Gold bond and frequent washings.


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What would Jimmy Buffet do ?

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The best thread of all time !

You can thank me later !

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/9404384/1


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Not exclusively a Florida problem.
Just ask my wife. LOL!


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Bitch, go strip off 25 squares of shingles and get back with me. She is a poser

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After trial and tribulation if I know beforehand I butter up with good deodorant and kill 2 birds with one stone trust me it works

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Originally Posted by dpd
Corn starch



^^^^this and go for a long run, then make tortillas.


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Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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Monkey butt.


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Thank you VERY MUCH for the Laughs
I use Goldbond and the True Made for cows Bag Balm.
Not the fancy fangled crap they have come out with in the past couple of years
I get the Monkey Butt Powder as a joke for co workers.
It works as well as the GoldBond.


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Originally Posted by achadwick
Monkey butt.

^^^^^^
Eats black taint for lunch



LMAO


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I use to suffer from this affliction on a regular basis... The new and improved talic free Gold Bond cured it for me. Good stuff.


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