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Originally Posted by jackmountain
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Old Coot,

Do you have a wife and kids?


This is a Mormon thread. Question should be
“Do you have three wives and fourteen kids?”


I’ve met a lot of Mormons and none of them had three wives or 14 kids.


What about story telling salamanders?


The lizard works for Geico now.

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Originally Posted by renegade50
White salamander guarded the gold tablets( where are those?BTW)
Salamander story made by some cat who made a living forging/finding early LDS documents.
Some believed, some didnt.


Guy turned into the mormon unabomber killed some people
Life sentence.


Google fu....


White salamanders guarding golden tablets sounds more like LSD than LDS.



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Originally Posted by Burleyboy
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by deflave
Old Coot,

Do you have a wife and kids?


This is a Mormon thread. Question should be
“Do you have three wives and fourteen kids?”


I’ve met a lot of Mormons and none of them had three wives or 14 kids.


What about story telling salamanders?


The lizard works for Geico now.

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At least you can have a sense of humor about all the misconceptions and falsehoods. People normally vilify things they don’t understand.
They normally default to vilification instead of researching what they don’t understand too. I have a few friends that are LDS, one “excommunicated “ or whatever it’s called in this particular religion.
Two are VERY successful. One grew up in it, one joined in high school. Remind me a lot of the mennonites in some ways. Work ethic, honest, prepping….

I’m actually envious of believers. It definitely makes life a little simpler if you believe all the misery in this world is just a test and there’s big rewards in the afterlife. I truly hope you’re right. The universe is a wonder and things like the impossibility of finite space means there’s so much more out there we can’t comprehend or understand. I think there’s a lot more to know and possibly we can live another life, but I think the traditions passed down in most religions contain enough similarities that they’re likely all rooted in the same knowledge from the past, described in the terms man’s feeble mind could use to describe what he’d seen or was told.

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Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Happy Crapper is on the USA most wanted list for Teen sexual Abuse . Watch your back

What state do you live in?
Do you know where modern jurisprudence had it's origins?

Exodus 20
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."
God said that.

There's also actual crimes that today go by different terms than they did in Bible times. One is defamation Mr. Brown.
I wonder what the criminal codes are in your state?

Thank you and GFY



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Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Happy Crapper is on the USA most wanted list for Teen sexual Abuse . Watch your back

What state do you live in?
Do you know where modern jurisprudence had it's origins?

Exodus 20
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."
God said that.

There's also actual crimes that today go by different terms than they did in Bible times. One is defamation Mr. Brown.
I wonder what the criminal codes are in your state?

Thank you and GFY



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HC, what type of wood did you use to build out your dungeon ? Oak, Doug fir, or cheapo Pine.

Asking for Bob

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Happy Crapper is on the USA most wanted list for Teen sexual Abuse . Watch your back

What state do you live in?
Do you know where modern jurisprudence had it's origins?

Exodus 20
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."
God said that.

There's also actual crimes that today go by different terms than they did in Bible times. One is defamation Mr. Brown.
I wonder what the criminal codes are in your state?

Thank you and GFY



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Sooo, HC, what type of wood did you use to build out your dungeon ? Oak, Doug fir, or cheapo Pine.

Asking for Bob

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Light gauge steel studs resonate sound much less than wood. 2 layers of 5/8” Sheetrock and closed cell poly foam would really deaden it.



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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Happy Crapper is on the USA most wanted list for Teen sexual Abuse . Watch your back

What state do you live in?
Do you know where modern jurisprudence had it's origins?

Exodus 20
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."
God said that.

There's also actual crimes that today go by different terms than they did in Bible times. One is defamation Mr. Brown.
I wonder what the criminal codes are in your state?

Thank you and GFY



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Sooo, HC, what type of wood did you use to build out your dungeon ? Oak, Doug fir, or cheapo Pine.

Asking for Bob

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Light gauge steel studs resonate sound much less than wood. 2 layers of 5/8” Sheetrock and closed cell poly foam would really deaden it.


Hear that Glamper ? Hint...

LOL

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Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by renegade50
White salamander guarded the gold tablets( where are those?BTW)
Salamander story made by some cat who made a living forging/finding early LDS documents.
Some believed, some didnt.


Guy turned into the mormon unabomber killed some people
Life sentence.


Google fu....


#MoronWoundUpOverAcademySportsSales

#BobbybutthurtcauseIshuthimdownallthetimeonthreads
#mostrecentyesterdayIIRC
#bobbyhaslamematerialandisreallylimitedthinkingonthefly

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Originally Posted by kaboku68
Bout the only place that they have those old school Mormons are Romney's relatives in Mexico. I don't think they are part of the US congregation, but if anybody wants to get henpecked for the rest of their honey do dominated life- GO TO MEXICO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpIyaIHsJbc&t=872s



and canada, and montana and utah and arizona and...you get the idea


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...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Originally Posted by kaboku68
Didn't Jack Mountain say that there was nothing hereafter? That is why he is as bitter as the boy dog heading to the vet to get neutered. You and I, who have Christ in our hearts, will be hunting big sheep in heaven with Jack O'Connor, Fred Bear and my father who was a heck of a fun guy to go hunting with. I am sure that God helped invent the best scotch whiskey as his son made water into wine so we will be fine.


There’s whiskey in heaven? Ok, I’m starting to reconsider my position on this…..

What about us cats that dont drink???
You guys would really not like me if I drank in the Heaven.
#dickheaddrunk......

God made pot right???

Hakuna Maatata!!!!


Well you could go chill with Jim Morrison, Janis Jopplin and Jimi Hendrix. I am very much sure that God was drunk when he made progressive democrats or maybe the devil got loose. Take your pick- Omar, AOC or Tlalib- They all act like daughters of Satan.

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aka, the Putt Putt playing Ruckus riding drunkard.






Wait. Is this an insult? Call me crazy, but that sounds like one hell of an afternoon...

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Originally Posted by kaboku68
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by kaboku68
Didn't Jack Mountain say that there was nothing hereafter? That is why he is as bitter as the boy dog heading to the vet to get neutered. You and I, who have Christ in our hearts, will be hunting big sheep in heaven with Jack O'Connor, Fred Bear and my father who was a heck of a fun guy to go hunting with. I am sure that God helped invent the best scotch whiskey as his son made water into wine so we will be fine.


There’s whiskey in heaven? Ok, I’m starting to reconsider my position on this…..

What about us cats that dont drink???
You guys would really not like me if I drank in the Heaven.
#dickheaddrunk......

God made pot right???

Hakuna Maatata!!!!


Well you could go chill with Jim Morrison, Janis Jopplin and Jimi Hendrix. I am very much sure that God was drunk when he made progressive democrats or maybe the devil got loose. Take your pick- Omar, AOC or Tlalib- They all act like daughters of Satan.


Joel Osteen is no better.



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Originally Posted by Ducksanddogs
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
aka, the Putt Putt playing Ruckus riding drunkard.






Wait. Is this an insult? Call me crazy, but that sounds like one hell of an afternoon...


He can’t golf and he doesn’t have kids.

So I think it’s his version of an “insult.”

LOL


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by kaboku68
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by kaboku68
Didn't Jack Mountain say that there was nothing hereafter? That is why he is as bitter as the boy dog heading to the vet to get neutered. You and I, who have Christ in our hearts, will be hunting big sheep in heaven with Jack O'Connor, Fred Bear and my father who was a heck of a fun guy to go hunting with. I am sure that God helped invent the best scotch whiskey as his son made water into wine so we will be fine.


There’s whiskey in heaven? Ok, I’m starting to reconsider my position on this…..

What about us cats that dont drink???
You guys would really not like me if I drank in the Heaven.
#dickheaddrunk......

God made pot right???

Hakuna Maatata!!!!


Well you could go chill with Jim Morrison, Janis Jopplin and Jimi Hendrix. I am very much sure that God was drunk when he made progressive democrats or maybe the devil got loose. Take your pick- Omar, AOC or Tlalib- They all act like daughters of Satan.

Sooooooo....
You assume I'm a liberal Socialist Democrat drug addict I take from.this????
Or am I mistaken and reading this wrong

Either way....

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Been with and married to one for ten years. What would you like to know?

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by deflave
Old Coot,

Do you have a wife and kids?


This is a Mormon thread. Question should be
“Do you have three wives and fourteen kids?”


I’ve met a lot of Mormons and none of them had three wives or 14 kids.

I've met a few Mexicans with one wife and fourteen kids in the house.............and two or three mistresses, and possibly a few other kids the wife did not know about.

And about four I have known with a wife and kids in Mexico, and another full set of Wife and kids in America. Always telling the family back in Mexico he ALMOST has earned enough money to bring them all to America.

But I think that is a bit different than the polygamy practiced by pioneering Mormans in the Salt Lake basin.

What kind of generalized statements might we make about Catholics based upon the information stated above?


People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Originally Posted by wyoelk
Been with and married to one for ten years. What would you like to know?


What is the requisite amount of food stores?
Which 15 passenger van gets the best fuel mileage?
Romney, yes or no?
How the hell do you sober up without black coffee?



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Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by deflave
Old Coot,

Do you have a wife and kids?


This is a Mormon thread. Question should be
“Do you have three wives and fourteen kids?”


I’ve met a lot of Mormons and none of them had three wives or 14 kids.

I've met a few Mexicans with one wife and fourteen kids in the house.............and two or three mistresses, and possibly a few other kids the wife did not know about.

And about four I have known with a wife and kids in Mexico, and another full set of Wife and kids in America. Always telling the family back in Mexico he ALMOST has earned enough money to bring them all to America.

But I think that is a bit different than the polygamy practiced by pioneering Mormans in the Salt Lake basin.

What kind of generalized statements might we make about Catholics based upon the information stated above?

They’ve all been molested by priests at some point?



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Originally Posted by slumlord
why would anyone want to go chill with a screaming, moaning choke on her vomit loser like Joplin?


I would have hung out with morrison and hendricks for sure.
But Homie didnt do needles....

#born15yearstolate

LOL!!!

Instead I had Foghat!!!

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Originally Posted by kaboku68
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
I can’t go back and read 25 pages. Have we knocked them off the pedestal yet or are they still the best of us?


Depends if you’re “cumminscowboy” Mormon or “burleyboy” Mormon.
Burleyboy mormon seems good though.



You forgot 79S Mormon


I can’t believe you don’t like caffeine!


I’m what burleyboy would call a Jack Mormon


Nothing wrong with the Jack Mormons that I have known. They were the best bootleggers getting rutgut whiskey out to the bush. For some reason, nobody would check their luggage.


At work it is an oft repeated joke: You can take two Mormons fishing. But never take just one, he will drink all your beer.

The workplace is about 20% Mormon, and rapidly passing 50% Mexican Catholic.


People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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