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Getting a lot tired of it and the selfishness of it. Also think majority of it is fake. Just titty babies.


Having a gathering out here today.

In-laws, (sheesh)
Son has his girlfriend about 10 of his college friends coming over, some with their girlies.


The house lady is in a big whirlwind buzzing around here last 24 hours like a honeybee.

Going to make a few batches of homemade cookies.
So and so can’t be around peanut butter. So PB cookies are out. God forbid, the whole kitchen could be contaminated.

No pecan chips in the chocolate chip cookies
No walnuts in the brownies that are baking right now either

Strawberry pie, who knows the terrible toxins that might reveal.




Go through this at Thanksgiving.
Someone doesnt like celery in the dressing
Another doesnt like onions in the dressing
Another doesnt like shredded chicken minced into the dressing.
Oh and no one wants dressing that’s been stuffed up a turkey’s ass


3 different pans of dressing

I may have found them the main demograph

lol

No nut bitch asses, wahhh I got diverticulitis, nuts get under my dentures

Tolerance is over rated. Get some Epi- pens and sell them at a gross profit to the afflicted. One of those credit card thingies on your phone or friends and family can take up a collection as the wimp turns blue. When their heels start drumming on the floor you can name your price.

Happy 4th to everyone


mike r

Serve what ever you like. Someone does not agree, tough shiit, bring your own food.
George

^^^^^^^^
This,when we invite someone for dinner we tell them if they can`t eat what we are serving ,stop at Micky D`s and get you some.

The house mother here is overly accommodating, she likes to be 1st in things that don’t count.

Ain’t my party, I can’t really go full VarmintDouche on anyone.




I just got an update:

A small side pan of brownies will contain some walnuts and is being cut from the herd.

We're all in this together.

Risky business

BYO Epi-Pen

Part of the ongoing system to have everyone scared of everything or diagnosed with some affliction when the real problem is being a sheltered pusssy. Anytime I look up a recipe now and check the comments you can't get 3 comments in without someone wanting to sub in 90% of the GD recipe with fake chit. Its called meatloaf, if you can't process meat oats eggs ketchup etc then go have some lab created faux burger and STFU.

Is it you that has the wife nurse ? If so , get her , if she can , some epi pen demos and lay them out on the table , and tell the quest these for you allergic folks , if you start having trouble breathing , please help yourself .
When I fix dinner , you eat it like I serve it , or go hungry , I ain’t fixing this that way and this this way .
A person has ever went hungry , you’ll get over that particular shiet .
Kenneth

What kind of dressing doesn't have celery and onions? JFC

That’s an in-law phenomenon



They’d rather eat cheap hot dogs, winn dixie potato chips and buttermilk over white bread

I put a halt to even fixing a turkey last couple of years. No one eats it.
They just want mashed potatoes, rolls and desserts.

Oh and I got a brother in law that doesn’t like frosting on cake. So Nana or the wife makes him a batch of dry bald vanilla cupcakes.
Says he’s allergic to chocolate frosting.

SMH



I grew up in the trailer park, I’ve never known so many picky eaters these last few years.

Maybe if they all just had emotional-support animals they would be all right.

My middle kid allergicy to red dye, strawberries, peanuts, and processed meats......when little. Itching/ horrible rash.

Still snuck ot off and on, said the itch was worth it....while ripping her hide open.

Twenties now, can eat it in small.amounts usually w no effect

I dont like much frosting. Scrape off 90% and chow
Not fuggin difficult.

One microgram of mustard and McDonalds cheeseburger happy meal was rendered inedible. According to my daughter.

😐

Comedy gold right there

I hear you loud and clear . Wife's niece and her boyfriend wont eat pork , can't eat tomatoes , don't like onions .

Last time they brought their own steaks and boyfriend brought his own scotch .

I just had a gyro w onions.
Am allergic to onions.
Gonna feel like chit fot next hr or two.
Worth it

Sounds like evil #2's fambly.

Pickiest bunch of eaters I ever seen. It was a nightmare getting them to all agree on a restaurant.

My current wife is in agreement with me, if we're doing the cooking we'll be having what we want to eat with more than enough to go around. If they don't want that then its on them.