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Five mosquitoes landed on my dick.

Around the homestead, that is?

Folks talking all the time about grill this, barbecue that, and even outdoor griddles.

Sure up in the woods camping, feeding a tribe, that's a thing.

Just a couple of us on a hunting trip, we're cooking over the campfire, just like Grandpa and Uncles always did.

But around the house? Hell, I have a perfectly good electric range. And if the power goes out, there's a gas range in the RV.

After thirty years of marriage with no outside grill, Momma thought we needed one, cause everyone else has one! I told her, after thirty years, if we had needed one, we would have had one. But no, she insisted.

It sat on the deck for five years, and got fired up three times. One of which was to smoke a twenty five pound turkey with hickory chips. It was not bad, but did not match what the guy at the butcher plant can do.

I finally sent the thing home with my son. Six months later, he threw it on a load going to the dump. That was almost five years ago.

Now Momma is talking about paying big bucks for a Traeger. WT actual F?

I could purchase another handgun with that kind of cash. Or pay for serious upgrades to the coming 1911.

You got small feet and hands don’t you ?

Just went outside to move the lawn sprinkler, took a piss while I was at it.

Five mosquitoes landed on my dick.

I guess, if you asked, you must want to know for some reason.

But yes. Since Dec 31, 1984. No bother with birth control makes for much more fun in the sack.

Boring? Not at all. I just figure if I have to be drunk in order to stand the company of certain people, it is healthier, less expensive, less painful, and a whole lot wiser to just avoid said company, and enjoy life sober.

You got small feet and hands don’t you ?

Go up stairs and ask your mom.

I will when I’m done with yours.