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Wyoming rancher pinned under ATV for 2 days survived on water, beer https://www.foxnews.com/us/wyoming-rancher-atv-survivedExplore the Fox News apps that are right for you at http://www.foxnews.com/apps-products/index.html.
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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I bet he drank the beer before the water.
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Obviously he needs an E bike…
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I survive every week with a few beers on the weekend. Easy Peasy.
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I bet he drank the beer before the water. LOL. Safe bet.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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I get 5-G coverage even upside-down.
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I get 5-G coverage even upside-down. Years ago, before we got good coverage and new Cell Towers close to the Ranch, I’d have to climb to the top of our Windmill to make a cell phone call. 🤠
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Lesson learned. Always carry beer.
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Lesson learned. Always carry beer. That was my thought. I like beer.
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I bet those cows were laughing their asses off. 
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In my wilder days, loved to race toward the Ohio river on my 3 wheeler. Knowing that when I hit the water I'd be thrown off. Big fun.
But who the hell would have thought the ATV wouldn't die & while you're laying on your back in 3 feet of water, the damn ATV would drive itself over top of you???? A super funny fugging feeling. Maybe, just maybe, my highest time of watching the end. Beer before that, damn sure beers afterward.
Yes. Always carry beer.
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The good ol’ boys will find reason to have beer on an ATV while working on the ranch, the smarter guy realizes how beer probably caused the accident.
Beer drinkers will never rule the world, they may be in charge of a swing set or a spare tire or two.
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Lesson learned. Always carry beer. The article said it was Keystone Light. 🤮
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Lesson learned. Always carry beer. The article said it was Keystone Light. 🤮 That could explain the accident.
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Lesson learned. Always carry beer. The article said it was Keystone Light. 🤮 That could explain the accident. Being kept alive by Keystone beer is like saying you had to drink your own urine. I would have left that out of my survival story, and said, water kept me alive. LOL 🦫
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Lesson learned. Always carry beer. The article said it was Keystone Light. 🤮 That could explain the accident. Being kept alive by Keystone beer is like saying you had to drink your own urine. I would have left that out of my survival story, and said, water kept me alive. LOL 🦫 Saying that he was kept alive by Keystone beer is the same as saying he was kept alive by water.
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Any sumbitch thats man enough to drink that schitt water could survive about anything!
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It’s better than no beer.
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