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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Listen to this before you go under.

Have a Sleepy Time Time:



Thanks for that, hadn't heard it in years.


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Originally Posted by Fubarski
Hope the scope isn't a NF NSX 5.5-22x56.



He could use some Carling Black Label, a Teslong, and a YouTube DIY video.

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Originally Posted by stxhunter
You guys who've had it done were you able to work the next day?

The first time I had it done, I thought I would be fine the next day, I was wrong, It felt like somebody kicked me in the guts, and I had to leave work early the day after.. The ones I had since then were just fine and I had no pain.

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Nothing to it!

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Stx,
You should definitely check with Crappy Hamper before having this controversial procedure.
Word is the probe is radioactive and it will insert magnetic nano robots into your arse pipe.
This can't be good.


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Why is it every time anyone on this forum has a colonoscopy we have to hear the minutest details there of ? Anal obsession ?

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The prep sucks. The procedure is easy because your asleep.

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I’m rolling the dice. If it’s my time, so be it, Not paying to be sodomized. YMMV.



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Yes unless they funk up, buddy checked out from one at the va

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Originally Posted by Rooterpig
Ain’t nothing to it.


This. Only the Prep sucked.


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Rog,

I was fine with it all and, frankly, felt better than OK being cleansed prior. We were in a Mexican joint having lunch on the way back home less than an hour after being released.


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Originally Posted by EdM
Rog,

I was fine with it all and, frankly, felt better than OK being cleansed prior. We were in a Mexican joint having lunch on the way back home less than an hour after being released.

^^^This^^^ no worries...


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No problem, eating right after.

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Originally Posted by stxhunter
You guys who've had it done were you able to work the next day?

Absolutely. You'll be on the table, they'll put you under, and your perception will be that they just put you under and immediately the recovery nurse is waking you up.

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and some gentleman will be telling you its going to be ok, its ok..will call you tomorrow...

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Originally Posted by 673
and some gentleman will be telling you its going to be ok, its ok..will call you tomorrow...


They won't call you though. They don't call, they don't write, not even a Christmas card or birthday card. And if you see them on the street, they say "They've been busy"! Liars.


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During the prep shower, don’t wipe.



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Your physician might tell you not to make any life changing decisions for a couple days. They gave me propaphal (sp). Had no issues with clear thinking after the colonoscopy, hip surgery took a couple days to not feel groggy.

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Originally Posted by gunswizard
Why is it every time anyone on this forum has a colonoscopy we have to hear the minutest details there of ? Anal obsession ?



You really ought to consider finding a woman-centric forum where you'll be more at home.


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I had one earlier this year. Went with the Gatorade heavy prep with some Dulcolax and lemon flavored goop. Towards the end of the second bottle, id just go sit on the hopper. Goes right through you. I felt like a human pressure washer.

I made sure to screen my GI doc. She is very pretty with a great sense of humor. As I got on the table, I apologized in advance for everything she might see, smell or hear! They all laughed, then gave me the juice. It was a glorious hour long sleep, was disappointed when they woke me up.

Wonder if anyone has ever played an April Fools joke on their GI doc. Big bowl of chili, an ear of corn, a couple hand fulls of peanuts, a hard boiled egg and a few dark beers the night before.........


APRIL FOOLS!

(In all seriousness, its easy. I spent an extra couple hundred and got the upper GI checked out also. A 2 fer)


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