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https://www.yahoo.com/news/covid-could-spread-flatulence-ministers-143119195.htmlTurns out rootin tootin toots might spread C-19. But sitting ‘round the campfire shooting the bull and tooting are safe cause the fire cause an updraft that draws air from the perimeter then up at the center.
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Foreign government ministers.
Not Baptist ones.
But one thing is certain.
Covid news is spread through Bull [bleep].
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Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Cdc says they cant find it with their own test....but know its in your schit.
I am MAGA.
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Follow the science. [sarc]
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Old people lettin off SBDs in church. Gotta have they breakfast from their disgusting runny egg yolk and bloatmeal/metamucil slurry.
I think your stomach needs to growl in church, skip breakfast. You don’t need three squares a day if youre just warming a pew and making poots.
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If it's true that we actually "break wind" 5 to 25 times a day this may have more relevance to global warming......not so much covid-19.,....
Let's see here.....six billion people farting 15 times a day at .05 cubic feet per occurrence....lets see here....my calculator just went on the fritz....but it's one helluva lotta methane..... aha.....I've got it.....covid-19 is the cause of global warming..... and add to this the BS that comes from the DNC and Washington DC .....wait.....don't anyone strike a match or our whole damn planet could blow to smitherenes.....this is really scary!
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Somebody on here was scared of “aerosolized fecal matter” floating in mid air above a public toilet bowl. Love to find that thread….
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Healthy people tend to break wind between five to 25 times a day WTF, all burrito diet???
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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“aerosolized fecal matter” Farticles?
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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If it can be spread by farts, I'm betting that belching can do it, too. Not to worry, though. My undies plus pants are a far better filter than 99% of the masks on the street.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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If it can be spread by farts, I'm betting that belching can do it, too. Not to worry, though. My undies plus pants are a far better filter than 99% of the masks on the street. Do you wear those charcoal-activated underwear?
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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I typically wear a double mask over my anus in church.
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Fauci said from the very beginning it spreads like the NoroVirus and so did the Chinese. They went to the mask protocol because NOBODY uses a fresh mask, so it makes the probability of the viri getting to your face a higher percentage. Its all a slight of hand thing.
All of my info comes from Military doctors at Lackland AFB and SAMMC Ft Sam Houston, the first quarantine center for the state dept and doctors have a higher security classification for information.
The viri was created in a lab and released at the International Military Games in Wuhan October 2019.
Fauci & Co are master gaslighters. They told us the truth and contradicted it. The Native American term for this is “Speaks with Forked Tongue”.
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Fauci said from the very beginning it spreads like the NoroVirus and so did the Chinese. They went to the mask protocol because NOBODY uses a fresh mask, so it makes the probability of the viri getting to your face a higher percentage. Its all a slight of hand thing.
All of my info comes from Military doctors at Lackland AFB and SAMMC Ft Sam Houston, the first quarantine center for the state dept and doctors have a higher security classification for information.
The viri was created in a lab and released at the International Military Games in Wuhan October 2019.
Fauci & Co are master gaslighters. They told us the truth and contradicted it. The Native American term for this is “Speaks with Forked Tongue”. Most likely scenario. That schitt didn’t come from bat soup.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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I was a constipated contestant on the Wheel of Fortune.
- I wanted to buy a bowel.
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If it can be spread by farts, I'm betting that belching can do it, too. Not to worry, though. My undies plus pants are a far better filter than 99% of the masks on the street. Do you wear those charcoal-activated underwear? No , and not mine. I got blowholes rotted:burned right through. It’s every man for himself! 
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I don’t know about spreading a virus but have heard it said, he who farts in church sits in his own pew.”
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Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Fauci gonna require butt plugs for everyone.
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Don’t wear a mask and wash your hands frequently
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