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No statute of limitations for murder.

Pics or it didn't happen!


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I relied on tigers to dispose of the waste when I was a young punk.

They were effective.


I bet !

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I’ve read the other one three times now.


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I had somebody I cared about once that tried very hard to end my life. It didn't turn out the way "they" thought it would. I'm still here.


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Originally Posted by Heym06
Originally Posted by 7mmbuster
Yeah, but I’m running outta places to hide the bodies.
If you’ve got some useful ground, shoot me a PM! grin
Bring a shovel.
7mm

Buy a large post hole digger!


It is advisable to bury vertical rather than horizontal.
Heat signature from a plane looks like a bunny. Not a body.

Me personally, I only murder the vag.


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The three S’s come to mind. I may or may not have ended a life before, but I have deployed the 3’s a couple of times before. Shoot, Shovel, Shutup.


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I figured Wabigoon for at least a half dozen death stories mostly about children and such !


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Considered it a few times and know I could get away with it, but someday I know I’ll have to answer to my maker. Lucky for my wife’s ex who beat the crap out of her before I knew her. A pair of latex gloves and one of those big zip ties for holding the exhaust hose on the clothes dryer and you’d have the perfect crime.

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Originally Posted by Ray_Herbert
Always be suspect of anyone that owns a pig farm.

- My neighbor owned a pig farm, just about the time a clown disappeared from the circus.
- I thought, my pork chops tasted kind of funny.

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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
“I’ve still got the Shovel”.

A little Movie Trivia for y’all

Shooter, I think that was Levon Helms(?) talking about burying the guy from the 'grassy knoll'?


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Originally Posted by BC30cal
gunzo;
Good afternoon to you sir, thanks for the story from the production shop.

I've had a couple instances at work where after the fact I found out employees had done time for killing someone.

As you say, some folks have a fuse and maybe a broken off switch, you know?

I knew this chap as a friend of a friend sort of thing, well enough that we'd recognize each other and say hello, but not much more. He was a pretty good sized fellow but had a quiet voice and was super polite whenever I'd talked to him.

Anyways buddy always said you didn't want to get this fellow rolling in a scrap because his off switch was broken. He especially had an issue where women were concerned.

Fast forward a couple years out of high school and this fellow sees a guy beating on a woman on the sidewalk.

He stops his car, rolls down the window and suggests the guy stop doing that.

The fellow said - more or less - "Why don't you come over here and make me?"

Buddy got out and beat him to death on the sidewalk then and there.

I want to say he did manslaughter and not much of it at that as he was a model prisoner and the guy he'd killed was a malignant rectal orifice/known to police sort of societal specimen.

I don't believe I've seen him since then, but imagine he'd still be a quiet and polite fellow to me, but admittedly that's a guess.

Anyways, there's as close a story as I'll put onto the ether space for Jud. wink

All the best all.

Dwayne



I was interviewing a potential new hire one time, guy was extremely qualified. Towards the end he says, “full disclosure, I served 5 years on felony charges, but got my life back together since”
I said, you mind telling me what you were convicted of? Guy says, with completely straight face “ I raped my last boss”. Sits there like a statue for what has to be the most awkward 30 seconds in my life….
Then busts out laughing and says “I’m just kidding, [bleep] you should see your face right now!” Hired the guy and he kept me laughing for the entire 5 years he worked for me.



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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
“I’ve still got the Shovel”.

A little Movie Trivia for y’all


Shooter. My favorite character in the whole damn movie.

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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
“I’ve still got the Shovel”.

A little Movie Trivia for y’all


Gunsmith on Shooter


Yep. Played by Levon Helm. Drummer for “The Band”


Also played Loretta Lynn’s father in Coal Miners Daughter which is one of my favorite movies.
Also,In the Electric Mist and Fire Down Below as the preacher.

Levon singing “you’ll never again be mine” on “the lost notebooks of Hank Williams is awesome.

No idea why but I’m a huge fan of his acting and music.






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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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I hurt someone's feelings once.


I dont believe you.


Well, in a "Minnesota nice" kinda way.....

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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by BC30cal
gunzo;
Good afternoon to you sir, thanks for the story from the production shop.

I've had a couple instances at work where after the fact I found out employees had done time for killing someone.

As you say, some folks have a fuse and maybe a broken off switch, you know?

I knew this chap as a friend of a friend sort of thing, well enough that we'd recognize each other and say hello, but not much more. He was a pretty good sized fellow but had a quiet voice and was super polite whenever I'd talked to him.

Anyways buddy always said you didn't want to get this fellow rolling in a scrap because his off switch was broken. He especially had an issue where women were concerned.

Fast forward a couple years out of high school and this fellow sees a guy beating on a woman on the sidewalk.

He stops his car, rolls down the window and suggests the guy stop doing that.

The fellow said - more or less - "Why don't you come over here and make me?"

Buddy got out and beat him to death on the sidewalk then and there.

I want to say he did manslaughter and not much of it at that as he was a model prisoner and the guy he'd killed was a malignant rectal orifice/known to police sort of societal specimen.

I don't believe I've seen him since then, but imagine he'd still be a quiet and polite fellow to me, but admittedly that's a guess.

Anyways, there's as close a story as I'll put onto the ether space for Jud. wink

All the best all.

Dwayne



I was interviewing a potential new hire one time, guy was extremely qualified. Towards the end he says, “full disclosure, I served 5 years on felony charges, but got my life back together since”
I said, you mind telling me what you were convicted of? Guy says, with completely straight face “ I raped my last boss”. Sits there like a statue for what has to be the most awkward 30 seconds in my life….
Then busts out laughing and says “I’m just kidding, [bleep] you should see your face right now!” Hired the guy and he kept me laughing for the entire 5 years he worked for me.


Ha! That's hilarious!


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Asked a kid who was interested in my youngest daughter, after he commented on my digger derrick truck, if he knew how many skinny teenage kids one could bury on a back forty if they were stood on their heads in an auger hole. He allowed that he did not, I replied very calmly that I did not either, because I hadn’t finished it yet. Poor bastard didn’t last long. Wise, considering the path he followed after that.

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1John 3:15 KJV

Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.


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Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by BC30cal
gunzo;
Good afternoon to you sir, thanks for the story from the production shop.

I've had a couple instances at work where after the fact I found out employees had done time for killing someone.

As you say, some folks have a fuse and maybe a broken off switch, you know?

I knew this chap as a friend of a friend sort of thing, well enough that we'd recognize each other and say hello, but not much more. He was a pretty good sized fellow but had a quiet voice and was super polite whenever I'd talked to him.

Anyways buddy always said you didn't want to get this fellow rolling in a scrap because his off switch was broken. He especially had an issue where women were concerned.

Fast forward a couple years out of high school and this fellow sees a guy beating on a woman on the sidewalk.

He stops his car, rolls down the window and suggests the guy stop doing that.

The fellow said - more or less - "Why don't you come over here and make me?"

Buddy got out and beat him to death on the sidewalk then and there.

I want to say he did manslaughter and not much of it at that as he was a model prisoner and the guy he'd killed was a malignant rectal orifice/known to police sort of societal specimen.

I don't believe I've seen him since then, but imagine he'd still be a quiet and polite fellow to me, but admittedly that's a guess.

Anyways, there's as close a story as I'll put onto the ether space for Jud. wink

All the best all.

Dwayne



I was interviewing a potential new hire one time, guy was extremely qualified. Towards the end he says, “full disclosure, I served 5 years on felony charges, but got my life back together since”
I said, you mind telling me what you were convicted of? Guy says, with completely straight face “ I raped my last boss”. Sits there like a statue for what has to be the most awkward 30 seconds in my life….
Then busts out laughing and says “I’m just kidding, [bleep] you should see your face right now!” Hired the guy and he kept me laughing for the entire 5 years he worked for me.


Ha! That's hilarious!


Construction, so interviews pretty much consist of
“Do you have a hammer?”
Do you have a drivers license? No? Can your old lady/mom get you here every day?
You’re hired!



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Originally Posted by ready_on_the_right
1John 3:15 KJV

Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.


I’m screwed then because I hate 87% of everyone I know.



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Originally Posted by Rickshaw
My wife did this guy at about 15 yards with a double barrel .410

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Murderer
Damb 1 shot was not enough
My guess is that that target will not be coming after you very soon.

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