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Apologies in advance to any vapers here but this pissed me off…

Washed and detailed my vehicle a couple days ago. Driving home from work today I’m behind this Suburu, lowered, running lights, zipper head spoiler on the back, white kid, blasting rap with what had to be a 1,000 watt subwoofer, and an oversized triple loud muffler.

He blows a massive plum of vape out the window and it completely envelopes my car 1,000s of tiny little vape drops over the whole surface of my finish and Windows. I thought maybe I’d get lucky and it would blow off on the freeway- no such luck.

After a few miles I get off at my exit and pull over at the grocery store. During the freeway drive, all those tiny droplets somehow crystallized! Probably about 10 of these crystal shards per square inch I would estimate. Running my hand over the finish, it felt like the grittiest sand paper I’ve ever used.

Some may remember a few weeks back that I posted a thread about applying a ceramic coating to my car. So this was the ultimate test. Got a pocketful of quarters at the store and drove to the DIY car wash with the pressure washer. Blasted the whole car with just plain water, no soap or wax.

Then I got on the freeway and drove about 80 mph for a couple miles to dry it off. Luckily, it’s as shiny and smooth as glass.

#DoucheBagVanillaIceWannabeVapersSuck

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I hate dat dern rap crap

They always play rap crap on those bowhunting videos

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You were following too closely if the vapor crystallized on your car like that. 👍

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Originally Posted by Triggernosis
You were following too closely if the vapor crystallized on your car like that. 👍

Do you prefer grape or bubblegum?


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You must be driving one sweet sleigh....What is it?

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Vape is a temporary Substitute for cock.



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Originally Posted by Beaver10
You must be driving one sweet sleigh....What is it?

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1988 Chrysler town and country.



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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Beaver10
You must be driving one sweet sleigh....What is it?

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1988 Chrysler town and country.


Got the wire spoke hub caps?


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He was a master of the Douche Flute.


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imagine what that schit is doing to that punks lungs. that schit is obnoxious. it will literally stink up a city block. can't be good for you


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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Beaver10
You must be driving one sweet sleigh....What is it?

🦫


1988 Chrysler town and country.


Got the wire spoke hub caps?


Gold daytonas
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Hunnid spokes ?

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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Beaver10
You must be driving one sweet sleigh....What is it?

🦫


1988 Chrysler town and country.


I think owning a K CAR now is supposedly Uber

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Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Some may remember a few weeks back that I posted a thread about applying a ceramic coating to my car. So this was the ultimate test. Got a pocketful of quarters at the store and drove to the DIY car wash with the pressure washer. Blasted the whole car with just plain water, no soap or wax.

Then I got on the freeway and drove about 80 mph for a couple miles to dry it off. Luckily, it’s as shiny and smooth as glass.

#DoucheBagVanillaIceWannabeVapersSuck

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I did the ezact same thing to my 06 Hyundai Elantra but there is still black schitt oozing out the gas flap. WTF?

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Sounds like a wigger to me.


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I got one of the new Chevy Blazers, basically a smaller SUV. It’s my around town car until me and some friends relocate and buy a big piece of land to subdivide and develop. Then it’s back in a truck again.


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Well, that's all good and well, but it doesn't change the fact that you got vaped by a wigger.


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Originally Posted by High_Noon
Well, that's all good and well, but it doesn't change the fact that you got vaped by a wigger.

LOL


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
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Originally Posted by Beaver10
You must be driving one sweet sleigh....What is it?

🦫

1988 Chrysler town and country.


I think owning a K CAR now is supposedly Uber

🦫

Used to have a 70s Monte Carlo with a 350 that was a fun first car… until I totaled it.


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