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Me????
Just a good strong cup of instant coffee.
Couple of smokes outside surfing the fire on the smart phone

Bout 10 15 mins later.
Like clockwork..
Finely tuned body function routine
Once a day dumpasaurus rex on da waaaaay.
( sometimes the walk upstairs is rather hurriedly done)


Whadda you use to get the deed done???

Bran cereal dry with no milk???
Dry burnt toast???
Unripe Grapefruit w/ no sugar???
Some spoon in whatever stuff in prune juice???
Arab infant blood???
Powdered Bear penis extract???
Ect ect ect....


This need not be a " pics or it never happened " thread.....
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Metamucil, the night before, if needed.

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Coffee. Oatmeal

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Trade the smokes for vegetables and cut out 90 % of meat. Like clockwork from there on out .

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Well, its like this. I wake up and I just walk in the can and take s.hit. S.hit on command, its a gift.

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People are too lazy to google anymore


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Really?

Maybe when Slow Joe’s COVID snoops knock on your door, you can ask them about it. A fair trade, I think.


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I eat an entire Little Ceasars pepperoni pizza every morning. Does the job.

We buy Angel Soft by the pallet.

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No. Stay constipated until a restroom is located, then push like hell.


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Originally Posted by Pappy348
Really?

Maybe when Slow Joe’s COVID snoops knock on your door, you can ask them about it. A fair trade, I think.


I'm gonna do that!!!

Nekked!!!!
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30 pk of old mil the night before


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No idea. I just go when the mood hits me.


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Coffee and Copenhagen...


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Just looking at the front page of the news does it.


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i just hope slum doesn't schit all over this post. there could be some useful information here and i would hate for it to get side tracked


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Put a teaspoon of apple cider vineger in a tall glass of water every morning first thing and drink it. Perfect turd every time, Clean patch too.


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Coffee a cigar left over on back porch from nite beFore

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Big pinch of Kodiak, a Bloody Mary or a couple 'claws and a gatorade.


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Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Really?

Maybe when Slow Joe’s COVID snoops knock on your door, you can ask them about it. A fair trade, I think.


I'm gonna do that!!!

Nekked!!!!
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Works for the Jeehobahs

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Next time they’ll just stick the Watchtower pamphlet in the mail box.
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Nicotine helps, when I was 13 yo I delivered newspapers in the morning and it never failed that when I put a chew in I had to Schitt.

A cup of joe and a chew has always got me moving in the AM as an adult. I take Metamucil in my coffee now so that I stay regular but that's it. I will say since having my Gull Bladder taken out it's a coin toss weather its solid or liquid.

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