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Sure, that’s no problem. 🤪🤯 Oh Lort! Das a lotta dope right there!
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Campfire Outfitter
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I’m happy crapping first thing in the AM
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FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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I can schit on command.
Just hanging around the house, I’ll take 2 or 3, maybe 4, dumps a day. Busy working, once a day. Skip a day if I gotta.
It’s a gift.....
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Not a routine
But any form of cabbage or Sauerkraut will induce an evacuative effect within 20 mins.
~~~shrivers eww
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Trade the smokes for vegetables and cut out 90 % of meat. Like clockwork from there on out . You, uh, work for Biden? I assure that Biden is not who I voted for sir. I’ve done a lot of research and know what works for me. There’s much health benefits from what I eat.
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Campfire Ranger
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How old are you ?
I’m 71 and don’t ever use laxs.
jwall- *** 3100 guy***
A Flat Trajectory is Never a Handicap
Speed is Trajectory's Friend !!
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Fresh cooked beets or some good sauerkraut.
If you’re desperate, just drink the sauerkraut juice.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Wash a big kale salad down with a big glass of milk.
It’s like media blasting your guts.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Outfitter
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just getting the cobwebs out of the bore after 3 days in the hospital on pain meds. those things can take the fun out of a daily routine for sure. sometimes i'm glad about that prison stay in the 70's.
My diploma is a DD214
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Campfire Sage
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I usually slam a couple IPAs after I wake up ( afternoon/early evening.)
Really gets things moving.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Can't say chew or cigarettes are the answer to any of life's questions. You guys are nuts.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Damn, the 'Fire is taking a dump.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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We use to eat them fiber one bars so we’d all fart like a roan hack horse of a morning. We had contests. Supvr finally had enough from all the complaints. Apparently we were quite boisterous. 🤣🤣🤣
Ain’t nuthin’ like dropping a blooter blurter from your cubicle. The resonance like St. Pauls Cathedral or Westminster!!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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I wouldn’t have to eat so much, if I didn’t [bleep] so often.
When I’m backed up, I eat a pear followed by a big dip of Beech Nut Wintergreen. Set the timer, and you better be sitting on the pot with your pants down in 4min 38 seconds. If you wait any longer than 4min 40 seconds - there’s going to be some repainting to do.
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Pancakes get things moving South.
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Campfire Tracker
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I take a stool softener every night. Crap on demand when I get up and usually once after a mug of coffee.
Life can be rough on us dreamers.
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Campfire Ranger
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Renegade50: I feel SO lucky to NEVER being troubled with irregularity or constipation, for all my life. I do declare two brief exceptions - one was back when I was bitten by a Rattlesnake and resulting intravenous drugs and prescribed pain killers (which I had to take for three days!) caused me "CONSTIPATION" that was enormously painful to work through. Dittos for another drug induced incidence of constipation several years later when (again for 3 days!) I had to ingest prescribed painkillers after total knee replacement. Constipation, I hope you NEVER come my way again! Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
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Campfire Ranger
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It's pretty simple really, you eat you schit.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I’m happy crapping first thing in the AM
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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We use to eat them fiber one bars so we’d all fart like a roan hack horse of a morning. We had contests. Supvr finally had enough from all the complaints. Apparently we were quite boisterous. 🤣🤣🤣
Ain’t nuthin’ like dropping a blooter blurter from your cubicle. The resonance like St. Pauls Cathedral or Westminster!! LMAO !
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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