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Originally Posted by renegade50
Me????
Just a good strong cup of instant coffee.
Couple of smokes outside surfing the fire on the smart phone

Bout 10 15 mins later.
Like clockwork..
Finely tuned body function routine
Once a day dumpasaurus rex on da waaaaay.
( sometimes the walk upstairs is rather hurriedly done)


Whadda you use to get the deed done???

This need not be a " pics or it never happened " thread.....
🥴🥴🥴👍👍👍👍👍😄😄😄



Coffee does the same for me.
Love the stuff. But every since I had my gallbladder removed it’ll make me go within 15 or 20 minutes.

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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
We use to eat them fiber one bars so we’d all fart like a roan hack horse of a morning. We had contests. Supvr finally had enough from all the complaints. Apparently we were quite boisterous. 🤣🤣🤣

Ain’t nuthin’ like dropping a blooter blurter from your cubicle. The resonance like St. Pauls Cathedral or Westminster!!


LMAO !



No Schit! This place is great!


Paul

"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.

Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.

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All I need to do is smell coffee. Like clockwork.


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What bugs me is when I’m running out the door on the last minute in the morning and THEN my gut tells me I gotta go.


"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Originally Posted by 12344mag

Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
We use to eat them fiber one bars so we’d all fart like a roan hack horse of a morning. We had contests. Supvr finally had enough from all the complaints. Apparently we were quite boisterous. 🤣🤣🤣

Ain’t nuthin’ like dropping a blooter blurter from your cubicle. The resonance like St. Pauls Cathedral or Westminster!!


LMAO !



No Schit! This place is great!


No doubt !!!


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I just fire up the ole I phone and read CNN for a minute or two. The BS contained therein has a sympathetic effect on my colon and voila, a dump ensues.


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Usually between the first and second cup of coffee. Any problems prune juice is the solution here.

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Originally Posted by jwall
How old are you ?

I’m 71 and don’t ever use laxs.

58😁😁😁

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Up untill my mid twenty's that was an occasional issue.

Now, it's more about holding it in!


I miss the old days!


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Only time in my life I ever had issues dropping a doak was the first week at MCRD. Man you couldn’t drive a sewing needle up my pooper!!! Then a ter a week or so, one evening after lights out a miracle occurred!!! I gave birth to a 14 pound bouncing baby turd !!!! Everything was good after that!!! Especially with a bit of SOS in the morning!


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Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

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A few Budlites.


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I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Originally Posted by stxhunter
A few Budlights.


LOL. I’d be on the schitter for a week.

Back when I drank beer 25 years ago, that stuff would give me the schitts like no other.


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A photo of Biden!!


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[quote=Wannabebwana]Fresh cooked beets or some good sauerkraut.

If you’re desperate, just drink the sauerkraut juice.


I’d PUKE if I had to eat S kraut. Hate it.


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Originally Posted by Cinch
Coffee and Copenhagen...



That is the answer. Redneck speedball

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A new campfire low..... with that being said, I fire up the computer first thing in the AM , log into the campfire.... well you can guess the rest... hell I do my best post on the throne... smile
I should take a photo for the pic's or it didn't happen thread....
#legend.... hahahahhahah


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PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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I've usually been a Three S morning sort, as in
[bleep], then shave, shower. If I didn't do the first S first thing, then when it happens, it's rigorous. Last few years, more rigor than not, so.....
Finally broke down and got some P-something like Psyillias Leaf pills at Walmart, take two or three of those after the shower, depends on how the first S went. But those pills make a difference. I just bought some Raisin Bran and am going to try that. I like cereal or other light breakfast, anyway.


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Safety last.
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Couple of McDonald’s breakfast burritos and it’s showtime.

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Cocaine cut w/ mannitol...I read that on the interwebs.


mike r


Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better

Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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I've been blessed
I've never had trouble making

It must be rough to be bound up
I'd probably be crying a lot if I
couldn't go a couple of times daily
without resorting to meds

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