|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 10,671
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 10,671 |
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 15,593
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 15,593 |
"Chances Will Be Taken"
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 10,731
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 10,731 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. But other that,,,, How U doin ?? 3 teen and millenial kids there is all kinds of "slang" around here.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 3,272
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 3,272 |
Groid slang IF you have to hear it. WTF did that just mumble!?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 4,918
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 4,918 |
let me axe you a question?
guns to me are like legal crack
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 10,671
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 10,671 |
A ton of people, especially women, under the age of 40 uses the word "perfect" as a catch all universal reply to just about anything. Are you going to pay cash or charge for that? Cash. "Perfect". Are you coming in to work tomorrow? Yes. "Perfect". Do you want fries with that? Yes. "Perfect". Kind of a pet peeve of mine.
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 19,503
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 19,503 |
Slang used for effect can be funny. Slang due to laziness gets annoying.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,799
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,799 |
Yep, most of it annoys the heck outa me. Another one that wears me slick is everyone thinking they should insert the F word or wtf into about every other sentence or thought. I guess they think it adds emphasis.
Its not always easy to do the right thing, But it is always the right thing to do.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
The way most younger folk misuse the word literal, gets under my skin.
Them: laughed so hard I literally died.
Me: You managed to recover!
Them: Huh?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 10,671
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 10,671 |
The way most younger folk misuse the word literal, gets under my skin.
Them: laughed so hard I literally died.
Me: You managed to recover!
Them: Huh? How about starting every reply with "honestly"? Them: "Honestly, blah, blah, blah." Me: "No please lie to me".
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 59,033
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 59,033 |
Did you miss your meds this am?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
I mean, like, it literally suck the donkey.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 69,290
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 69,290 |
I don't mind the slang but I hate the alphabets, especially when it refers to technology. Most of the time when I look up something technical online, I have spend much more time trying to figure out what the alphabetic terms are referring to.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 11,964
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 11,964 |
I don't generally worry about things I have no chance of controlling. What other people say and how they choose to say it isn't on my list of annoyances. I must admit that just about anything Nancy Pelosi or Chuckie Schumer says is pretty annoying.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,723
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,723 |
Different business's have their jargon.
"The boys are picking them green."
A Peoria commission man telling me cattle feeders are selling fat cattle at a lighter weight to get in on high prices.
"That steer strongly resembles his father." A stag.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
I don't even know what "song dog", "speed goat", or "ditch donkey" are.
"The jab" originated as a term to use to use in lieu of "the shot", or "vaccine", etc. in order to try to get around the censor programming on facebook and other websites.
I will say that in general, modern slang and cutesy phrases irritate the living hell out of me.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 18,993
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 18,993 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. I see your from the way up norths.... Try going thru a Popeyes chicken drive thru. 😂🤣😂
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 69,164
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 69,164 |
Groid slang IF you have to hear it. WTF did that just mumble!? Yep. “Ebonics” piss me off. As do wetbacks speaking Spanish at the Grocery Store. 😡
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,950
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,950 |
Ain't got no business telling people how to talk. Some slang is deeply ingrained. Ain't is one word that is. Swell was in the 1920's. Groovy in the 1960's. Etc. However when you can't understand what they are saying like Ebonics or Cajun, different story.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2021
Posts: 1,408
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Feb 2021
Posts: 1,408 |
One that makes me laugh is someone tells me they're going to pull burger or a steak out of the freezer to "de-thaw" said item. I say "so you're going to freeze it then?", and you get that look like you're from Mars, literally. Not really slang, but local terminology that just ain't got no place in decent society.
"Their minds are dead" - Carmine Ricca
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 10,133
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 10,133 |
Most of OP’s terms don’t bother me but “the jab” is slightly annoying. Mostly because I assume that it’s left leaning marketing of the vaccine but I really don’t know if it is or isn’t. Speed goat and song dog doesn’t bother me, ditch donkey, must be a deer? I’ve heard them called swamp donkeys. I call pheasants ditch parrots but I’ve never heard ditch donkey before.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 10,258
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 10,258 |
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. So you would prefer laces - so you can snug up your shirt like a reverse corset.
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 21,758
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 21,758 |
You must hate sports then.
I think it's driven by sportscasters trying to be cutting edge. As an anti sports person, I laugh. Everything's an everevolving code. Often harder to say, or more complex than a simple explanation.
Just like hunting/shooting. Guys use stupid slang to try and appear super cool. The opposite is true.
They sound more like ghetto idiots trying to be cool, than professionals using jargon.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
Can't stand POTUS and SCOTUS.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 24,228
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 24,228 |
Whuzt ah ditch donkey ?
heard of ditch tiger = outside house cat but not a ditch donkey
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2018
Posts: 23,506
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2018
Posts: 23,506 |
Don’t understand the slang and street speak blacks use. It seems to evolve every month with another word being added and used incorrectly to describe something that has had an English name for 800 years.
🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 69,290
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 69,290 |
I don't even know what "song dog", "speed goat", or "ditch donkey" are.
"The jab" originated as a term to use to use in lieu of "the shot", or "vaccine", etc. in order to try to get around the censor programming on facebook and other websites.
I will say that in general, modern slang and cutesy phrases irritate the living hell out of me. A song dog is a coyote, a speed goat is a pronghorn. I've never heard of a ditch donkey.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 18,889
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 18,889 |
I don't mind the slang but I hate the alphabets, especially when it refers to technology. Most of the time when I look up something technical online, I have spend much more time trying to figure out what the alphabetic terms are referring to. You mean acronyms?
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 12,153
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 12,153 |
A ton of people, especially women, under the age of 40 uses the word "perfect" as a catch all universal reply to just about anything. Are you going to pay cash or charge for that? Cash. "Perfect". Are you coming in to work tomorrow? Yes. "Perfect". Do you want fries with that? Yes. "Perfect". Kind of a pet peeve of mine. That’s a British thing, it’s popular over there and a lot of women in large cities like to mimic brit speech thinking it makes them sound sophisticated. What I hate more than slang are acronyms. For some reason people think that all these screwy acronyms are common knowledge and it makes posts really hard to interpret.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 19,503
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 19,503 |
Slang bothers me far less than mis-spoken clichés and sayings.
I hear "hone-in" on something, and "unchartered" waters a lot. That's the stuff that bugs me.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 19,503
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 19,503 |
A ton of people, especially women, under the age of 40 uses the word "perfect" as a catch all universal reply to just about anything. Are you going to pay cash or charge for that? Cash. "Perfect". Are you coming in to work tomorrow? Yes. "Perfect". Do you want fries with that? Yes. "Perfect". Kind of a pet peeve of mine. That’s a British thing, it’s popular over there and a lot of women in large cities like to mimic brit speech thinking it makes them sound sophisticated. What I hate more than slang are acronyms. For some reason people think that all these screwy acronyms are common knowledge and it makes posts really hard to interpret. Brilliant and bespoke seem to be popular terms over there, as well.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
Brilliant and bespoke seem to be popular terms over there, as well.
"Bespoke"... ugh. This is a big hipster thing.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
A ton of people, especially women, under the age of 40 uses the word "perfect" as a catch all universal reply to just about anything. Are you going to pay cash or charge for that? Cash. "Perfect". Are you coming in to work tomorrow? Yes. "Perfect". Do you want fries with that? Yes. "Perfect". Kind of a pet peeve of mine. That’s a British thing, it’s popular over there and a lot of women in large cities like to mimic brit speech thinking it makes them sound sophisticated. What I hate more than slang are acronyms. For some reason people think that all these screwy acronyms are common knowledge and it makes posts really hard to interpret. Brilliant and bespoke seem to be popular terms over there, as well. And then there is their abandonment of articles - "in hospital" "Doctor will see you." Of course we have our own idiocy with "graduated high school".
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2021
Posts: 774
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jul 2021
Posts: 774 |
The misuse of words bothers me far more. Hero, for example.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
The misuse of words bothers me far more. Hero, for example. Grinder is even worse.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2021
Posts: 774
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jul 2021
Posts: 774 |
The misuse of words bothers me far more. Hero, for example. Grinder is even worse. Did you hear that joke at Subway?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 6,412
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 6,412 |
I
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. I heard that Napoleon ordered buttons to be added to the cuffs of the Soldier's uniforms so that they would not wipe their noses on the sleeves. Is that functional enough?
Me solum relinquatis
Molon Labe
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2021
Posts: 774
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jul 2021
Posts: 774 |
The misuse of words bothers me far more. Hero, for example. Grinder is even worse. And, that was witty
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
Whuzt ah ditch donkey ?
heard of ditch tiger = outside house cat but not a ditch donkey Ditch donkey is same as swamp donkey, a retarded way to refer to moose. I fully realize none of these things actually matter much and I'm not trying to get people to change anything, its just a thing that bothers me more than it should. Its too hot and dry to do much outside right now, so I'm killing a bit of time till it cools off. Now you want to talk about stupid words,lets talk about gubernatorial! Who can take something like that seriously? Gubernatorial! Just ridiculous, I tell you!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 14,150
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 14,150 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. Lighten up Francis!!!!
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
Now you want to talk about stupid words,lets talk about gubernatorial! Who can take something like that seriously? Gubernatorial! Just ridiculous, I tell you!
I've always HATED that one! Now it's more appropriate, though, as I like to call Andy Beshear our gubernor.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 17,817
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 17,817 |
None of my buds use the word "shotty ".....if they did, proly get blasted.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
None of my buds use the word "shotty ".....if they did, proly get blasted. Shotty, Remmie, Winnie, Springer, etc.... stupid cutesy non-words that make me cringe. I never could stand anyone calling a transmission a "tranny" either. If you are into black powder firearms you will hear/read a number of exceptionally irritating cutesy slang words... "flinter", "capper", "rocklock", "smoothie".... all of which make me want to rip out somebody's throat.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,916
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,916 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 50,169
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 50,169 |
I like slang. I don't like people who don't know slang is slang.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823 |
I been cannin maters while yall screwin round on the innernets
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
The misuse of words bothers me far more. Hero, for example. Grinder is even worse. Did you hear that joke at Subway? Nope - I'm just a po-boy. (Though my story's seldom told.)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
Saw on FB. Shortened for brevity.
Couple colored guys. One telling the other to call him Biminouses.
Ok, he says.
Days later.
Hey Biminouses. No answer.
Hey Biminouses. No answer.
Another steps in to say, "what you saying cuz?"
Uh, he said call him Biminouses.
NO, his name is KC! He said to call him by his initials.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
....I never could stand anyone calling a transmission a "tranny" either... Thank you, thank you, thank you! That is one of the stupidest-sounding abominations out there.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 15,289
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 15,289 |
None of my buds use the word "shotty ".....if they did, proly get blasted. Shotty, Remmie, Winnie, Springer, etc.... stupid cutesy non-words that make me cringe. I never could stand anyone calling a transmission a "tranny" either. If you are into black powder firearms you will hear/read a number of exceptionally irritating cutesy slang words... "flinter", "capper", "rocklock", "smoothie".... all of which make me want to rip out somebody's throat. You forgot "chassis". Also "Annie" Used by people who can't spell "Anschutz"
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823 |
Baby Boi gat dat s-arra 22 cah insoants, popo cawt him ridin dirty
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Yes, that's awful, but "maters" is far worse.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
Husky. But no, not much is bothersome. 'Cept projectiles and calling brass cases cartridges or rounds. Or points, fuuck! Yeah. Pisses me off. The Rona? What like Uncle Ted sang about?
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 5,725
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 5,725 |
Slang doesn't bother me at all. If I don't know what you're talking about, I'll ask
I'm more annoyed with the misuse of pronouns (they, them) and the wrath that this generation spews if I don't abandon common usage and bow to they, them, hijacking proper English.
Example, "They are no longer a girl and you shouldn't refer to them as "her or she" any longer."
I don't care if you're gay or straight, get over yourself and move on.
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them. You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend." Isak Dinesen
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Yes, that's awful, but "maters" is far worse. Check out my Solanum lycopersicums
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 20,494
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 20,494 |
Black speak is okay for blacks. Coming from white folks it's retarded.
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23) Brother Keith
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 18,889
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 18,889 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Yes, that's awful, but "maters" is far worse. Check out my Solanum lycopersicums You have a naner tree too?
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,272
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,272 |
I meet all walks of people for work related issues give me your credit card a check or cash and I’ll try to understand what your talking about
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,272
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,272 |
Had a employee of mine tell a a Guatemalan to go [bleep] himself in Italian I don’t think it was translated he’s still alive
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,037
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2021
Posts: 1,037 |
Bugs me a little when I hear ".257 Bob" for the wonderful, classic .257 Roberts. Dumb asses think it sounds cool.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Canadian chicken chain we have here called Mary Brown's(pretty good chicken too) has 'taters on the menu. They always ask "fries or 'taters"" and I usually answer back potatoes. One time I said 'taters, and I swear I could barely utter the word, and then I felt like a damn retard. More than usual, I mean.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 18,889
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 18,889 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Canadian chicken chain we have here called Mary Brown's(pretty good chicken too) has 'taters on the menu. They always ask "fries or 'taters"" and I usually answer back potatoes. One time I said 'taters, and I swear I could barely utter the word, and then I felt like a damn retard. More than usual, I mean. Do they have spuds?
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 5,623
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 5,623 |
Pet peeve of mine is how often people respond to a casual how you doing with.. “ehh I’m just really tired” Women say that all the time but they don’t have a monopoly on the expression
Also can’t stand the term wifey
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...? She's gone shootin..
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 17,784
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 17,784 |
Baby talk like Remmy & Leupy certainly are annoying.
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,270
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,270 |
When people say smashed taters instead of mashed potatoes.
Also....any slang ending in -y or -ie.
I am MAGA.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,799
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,799 |
Pet peeve of mine is how often people respond to a casual how you doing with.. “ehh I’m just really tired” Women say that all the time but they don’t have a monopoly on the expression
Also can’t stand the term wifey On a somewhat related note. Cannot stand anyone referring to their wife or girlfriend as “their old lady” downright disrespectful!
Its not always easy to do the right thing, But it is always the right thing to do.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2020
Posts: 49
Campfire Greenhorn
|
Campfire Greenhorn
Joined: Sep 2020
Posts: 49 |
Ah yes, the whole pronoun thing. I'm just going to address those I don't know as, "A**hole". Doesn't imply a gender, race or any other hot button subject.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,337
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,337 |
Him slang is the worst. Shotty, Remmy, Bang Switch, Running, Tacticool, High Speed/Low Drag, and dozens of others. An Outdoor Life writer even called a gun he was testing a "shotty" and remarked that it "ran everything".
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 6,399
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 6,399 |
I can’t wait to get old and grouchy.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
3-7-77
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,087
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 9,087 |
The language is degrading fast enough courtesy of the public school system. We need not accelerate the plunge into something like a white version of ebonics.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 27,091
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 27,091 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483 |
Him slang is the worst. Shotty, Remmy, Bang Switch, Running, Tacticool, High Speed/Low Drag, and dozens of others. An Outdoor Life writer even called a gun he was testing a "shotty" and remarked that it "ran everything". You beat me to the punch. Shooters run everything. I am running a Colt AR. I am running a Nightforce scope on my Colt. I am running TMKs. I run Nosler brass. My Colt likes to run wet. Does anyone use anything any goddam more?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 19,450
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 19,450 |
MAGA
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
I can’t wait to get old and grouchy. Who says you have to wait, you can be grouchy right now! I wouldn't consider myself to be grouchy,actually fairly easy going mostly, which is why I find it odd that stupid little things like a word or expression get to me. Doesn't make any sense.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,792
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,792 |
I do not like the French slang-word for marijuana:
Oui-d
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 9,977
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 9,977 |
I often here the term "Winnie" when referring to a Winchester rifle, sounds silly, but it doesnt bother me. I once heard a guy refer to his Winchester as a "Chester" Im glad that one never caught on....
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 8,205
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 8,205 |
Another one is , I don’t give a phu*ck, ... I really don’t know I keep using it....
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601 |
I don’t care one smidgin.
I mean what words people use. I try to avoid people.
Last edited by kaywoodie; 07/31/21.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 32,066
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 32,066 |
ir-regardless does it for me- not exactly slang, but it trips the switch. "pill" for bullet....
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Canadian chicken chain we have here called Mary Brown's(pretty good chicken too) has 'taters on the menu. They always ask "fries or 'taters"" and I usually answer back potatoes. One time I said 'taters, and I swear I could barely utter the word, and then I felt like a damn retard. More than usual, I mean. Do they have spuds? That's mostly all we had growing up. Peeled spuds, baked spuds, fried spuds, but, potatoes, they're mashed. Loggers had some slang that has stayed with me. In college I said jigger-rig, as I was tought as appropriate in such settings, the polite way. Another insisted its Jerry-rig. Dumbest damned thing I ever heard. Guess they hadn't ever heard niigger-rig. Who the hell is Jerry?
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 32,066
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 32,066 |
Ah yes, the whole pronoun thing. I'm just going to address those I don't know as, "A**hole". Doesn't imply a gender, race or any other hot button subject.
I like it!
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 9,977
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 9,977 |
I havent heard "Seven Maggie" in a long time either.......
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
That's a canopy dumbass, not a topper!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,272
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,272 |
“The covid””The pandemic” while I been working all along never stopped
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078 |
Loggers had some slang that has stayed with me. In college I said jigger-rig, as I was tought as appropriate in such settings, the polite way. Another insisted its Jerry-rig. Dumbest damned thing I ever heard. Guess they hadn't ever heard niigger-rig. Who the hell is Jerry? He invented a can.
Last edited by Whttail_in_MT; 07/31/21.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,792
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,792 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078 |
I often here the term "Winnie" when referring to a Winchester rifle, sounds silly, but it doesnt bother me. I once heard a guy refer to his Winchester as a "Chester" Im glad that one never caught on.... Guy across the street is named Winchester. He goes by Chet so I guess that's another option.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
Loggers had some slang that has stayed with me. In college I said jigger-rig, as I was tought as appropriate in such settings, the polite way. Another insisted its Jerry-rig. Dumbest damned thing I ever heard. Guess they hadn't ever heard niigger-rig. Who the hell is Jerry? He invented a can. So, it broke and he wired it up? Oh, bullchit. Com'on Man!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
You feel me? No way pervert!
You know what I sayin? No, you might try speaking English!
A blunt? Yah blunt force trauma MFr.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078 |
The way most younger folk misuse the word literal, gets under my skin.
Them: laughed so hard I literally died.
Me: You managed to recover!
Them: Huh? bigsqueeze literally died, and he recovered.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078 |
No problem does not convey the same message as you're welcome.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
Leave it up to someone in the east to call something BLM. Duhhh, that's in use already.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125 |
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 15,676
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 15,676 |
Last edited by stevelyn; 07/31/21.
Z
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
If it has a 1200cc engine it is not a scooter!
You are a motorcycle fanatic, not a biker.
I think it's misnomer, however, you generally leave a chit, you don't take one.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
All the words used rather than properly saying grandpa and grandma. Nanna? You mean banana?
Realizing a lot of things annoy me!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,015
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,015 |
LOL !!! JC ( Jim Conrad) Gets annoyed when I use alot of Army and Infantry acronyms.
I cant help it JC.
But alotta the cats know stuff I'm typing about. And writing it completely out would take alot of time . And explaining alot of the acronyms would take alot of detail for understanding them.
Sorry dude..... 🤗🤗🤗😁😁😁😁
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 9,977
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 9,977 |
i have a coworker who uses the word "ninja" instead of the other word
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,586
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,586 |
You may find this worth looking at: LINKsrsly
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
You may find this worth looking at: LINKsrsly I'm sure I've done this test before. I am at near Rain Man levels of Autism.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
People with little stupid dogs that think I want to watch them piss and chit acting like I should be commenting on how wonderful they are. Oh, yah, slang.... Tinkle. Make doo doo
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 31,411 |
i have a coworker who uses the word "ninja" instead of the other word
Samurai?
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 1,380
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 1,380 |
Slang bothers me far less than mis-spoken clichés and sayings.
I hear "hone-in" on something, and "unchartered" waters a lot. That's the stuff that bugs me. This. Another one is "I could care less."
Dale
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125 |
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,029
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,029 |
That's a canopy dumbass, not a topper! We've been thru this enough times, by now I thought you'd get with the program. It's a CAMPER SHELL. Sheesh.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,029
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,029 |
In regards to "Does slang annoy you?"
Prolly.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 15,676
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 15,676 |
i have a coworker who uses the word "ninja" instead of the other word
Samurai? Bushido?
Z
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 5,839
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 5,839 |
When I conduct a shotgun qualification, I let them know that anyone who refers to their weapon as a shotty or a gauge is an automatic fail. Both sound retarded to me and rankle me to no end.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 5,839
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 5,839 |
And irregardless. It’s regardless. I know it’s not really slang but whenever I hear someone say irregardless I’m tempted to see if a well executed backhand across the mouth would help. Doubtful. Plus I am not too keen on going to jail.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Canadian chicken chain we have here called Mary Brown's(pretty good chicken too) has 'taters on the menu. They always ask "fries or 'taters"" and I usually answer back potatoes. One time I said 'taters, and I swear I could barely utter the word, and then I felt like a damn retard. More than usual, I mean. Pomme du terre, n’est pas?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Canadian chicken chain we have here called Mary Brown's(pretty good chicken too) has 'taters on the menu. They always ask "fries or 'taters"" and I usually answer back potatoes. One time I said 'taters, and I swear I could barely utter the word, and then I felt like a damn retard. More than usual, I mean. Do they have spuds? That's mostly all we had growing up. Peeled spuds, baked spuds, fried spuds, but, potatoes, they're mashed. Loggers had some slang that has stayed with me. In college I said jigger-rig, as I was tought as appropriate in such settings, the polite way. Another insisted its Jerry-rig. Dumbest damned thing I ever heard. Guess they hadn't ever heard niigger-rig. Who the hell is Jerry? Jury-rigged means something was assembled quickly with the materials on hand. Jerry-built means it was cheaply or poorly built. Jerry-rigged is a variant of jury-rigged, and it may have been influenced by jerry-built. While some people consider it to be an incorrect version of jury-rigged, it’s widely used, especially in everyday speech. What does jury-rigged mean? The word jury has a few different meanings. It can be a group of people that decides the verdict in a legal case or a group of people who judge a contest. Via French, this jury goes back to a Latin verb meaning “to swear (an oath),” also seen in words like perjury. But, in the nautical world, jury means “makeshift” or “temporary.” The origin of this jury isn’t exactly known. The word rig is also a nautical term. As a verb, it means “to fit a ship or mast with the necessary elements (such as shrouds and sails).” More generally, it means “to assemble.” Together, these words become jury-rigged by the late 18th century. A jury-rig, as a noun, is a temporary solution that’s built to replace something that’s been broken or lost overboard. The word can also be used as a verb. For example: “She jury-rigged a new topmast after hers broke in the wind.” Although this expression is rooted in the nautical world, it can refer to any makeshift, MacGyver-like fix: “He jury-rigged a raincoat from garbage bag in the garage.” https://www.dictionary.com/e/jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged/
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. Most any bastardization of the English language annoys me. To include the dumb fugks from the south that can't pronounce basic words, grown men that say "pasghetti" and think it's cute, or grown women that say "preggers" instead of pregnant. I'd be fine with it being a hanging offense.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. Most any bastardization of the English language annoys me. To include the dumb fugks from the south that can't pronounce basic words, grown men that say "pasghetti" and think it's cute, or grown women that say "preggers" instead of pregnant. I'd be fine with it being a hanging offense. It’s sketti..
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424 |
I hope you die in your sleep this evening. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125 |
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. Most any bastardization of the English language annoys me. To include the dumb fugks from the south that can't pronounce basic words, grown men that say "pasghetti" and think it's cute, or grown women that say "preggers" instead of pregnant. I'd be fine with it being a hanging offense. PREZACTLY! I shall now go off into the wilderness to die, as is proper.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130 |
'Prolly' really grates my cheese.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,029
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,029 |
'Prolly' really grates my cheese.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,015
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,015 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Canadian chicken chain we have here called Mary Brown's(pretty good chicken too) has 'taters on the menu. They always ask "fries or 'taters"" and I usually answer back potatoes. One time I said 'taters, and I swear I could barely utter the word, and then I felt like a damn retard. More than usual, I mean. Do they have spuds? That's mostly all we had growing up. Peeled spuds, baked spuds, fried spuds, but, potatoes, they're mashed. Loggers had some slang that has stayed with me. In college I said jigger-rig, as I was tought as appropriate in such settings, the polite way. Another insisted its Jerry-rig. Dumbest damned thing I ever heard. Guess they hadn't ever heard niigger-rig. Who the hell is Jerry? Jury-rigged means something was assembled quickly with the materials on hand. Jerry-built means it was cheaply or poorly built. Jerry-rigged is a variant of jury-rigged, and it may have been influenced by jerry-built. While some people consider it to be an incorrect version of jury-rigged, it’s widely used, especially in everyday speech. What does jury-rigged mean? The word jury has a few different meanings. It can be a group of people that decides the verdict in a legal case or a group of people who judge a contest. Via French, this jury goes back to a Latin verb meaning “to swear (an oath),” also seen in words like perjury. But, in the nautical world, jury means “makeshift” or “temporary.” The origin of this jury isn’t exactly known. The word rig is also a nautical term. As a verb, it means “to fit a ship or mast with the necessary elements (such as shrouds and sails).” More generally, it means “to assemble.” Together, these words become jury-rigged by the late 18th century. A jury-rig, as a noun, is a temporary solution that’s built to replace something that’s been broken or lost overboard. The word can also be used as a verb. For example: “She jury-rigged a new topmast after hers broke in the wind.” Although this expression is rooted in the nautical world, it can refer to any makeshift, MacGyver-like fix: “He jury-rigged a raincoat from garbage bag in the garage.” https://www.dictionary.com/e/jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged/Afro Engineering AKA: N i g g e r Rigged Either can be used as a compliment in the way of you thought up something that will work well with what you had. Or as a WTF way as in that schitt aint gonna work. WTF are you thinking type of way. Down here in the dirty south... 😄😄😄😄😄
Last edited by renegade50; 08/01/21.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,114
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,114 |
Lazine instead of lasagna.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 11,381
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 11,381 |
“Imma” has came to be common usage in the last few years, not just verbally, but in writing.
“Imma go to the store” vs “I am going to go to the store.”
Most of the cutesy nicknames do not bother me, sure many of them are dumb, but being so dumb and lazy as to not only saying Imma, but also typing it, and not knowing it is not an actual word, is mind blowing to me.
Then the whole to/too, your/you’re, their/there/they’re drives me nuts when I see it used incorrectly. What really chaps me is reading my writing and seeing that I have used it incorrectly.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
Then the whole to/too, your/you’re, their/there/they’re drives me nuts when I see it used incorrectly. What really chaps me is reading my writing and seeing that I have used it incorrectly.
Ditto. I think that is in the subconscious from reading the spelling and grammar on here.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. Most any bastardization of the English language annoys me. To include the dumb fugks from the south that can't pronounce basic words, grown men that say "pasghetti" and think it's cute, or grown women that say "preggers" instead of pregnant. I'd be fine with it being a hanging offense. The south certainly doesn't have a monopoly on that. Some people take the "l" out of walk. Let's take a wok and have a good tok. If you are from Mahtha's Vinyahd, you probably take the "r" out of words like Coast God. Nobody bastardizes English more than the the various sub-cultures in south LA.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2021
Posts: 1,408
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Feb 2021
Posts: 1,408 |
And irregardless. It’s regardless. I know it’s not really slang but whenever I hear someone say irregardless I’m tempted to see if a well executed backhand across the mouth would help. Doubtful. Plus I am not too keen on going to jail. I worked with a safety director for a few years that constantly bragged up the fact that his wife was an English teacher. He used irregardless and mute instead of moot as standard form. Over schooled and under educated we used to say..... Joining here, and often typing in haste has made me realize my grammar ain't close to perfect.
"Their minds are dead" - Carmine Ricca
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601 |
Friends in Scotland laughed at me every time I said “fixin’"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078 |
Friends in Scotland laughed at me every time I said “fixin’"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Do you call that thing in a wall you can see through a winduh?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
It’s “winder”!
Hold into the soda lime.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601 |
I think some folks are confusing slang with dialects and colloquialisms.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 14,192
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 14,192 |
The way most younger folk misuse the word literal, gets under my skin.
Them: laughed so hard I literally died.
Me: You managed to recover!
Them: Huh?
Hannity misuses the word "Literally" about once every fifteen minutes. Just another reason I can't stand to listen to him any more.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 909
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 909 |
What gets me lately is people dropping the letter T in their annunciation. Patent becomes pah-en. Litigant becomes li-igan. Even people reporting the news are doing it.
NRA Benefactor Member
"When democracy turns to tyranny, the armed citizenry still gets to vote!"
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 14,150
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 14,150 |
What annoys me people who add (ah) on to the ending word on a sentence. ( Like) I knowah !
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 10,078 |
I think some folks are confusing slang with dialects and colloquialisms. 'ppreciate your clarification.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424 |
I've long realized that my brain doesn't necessarily work quite normally in some area's, and wondered if maybe others share this same problem. I find that some slang terms really annoy me...like to the point of extreme irritational anger. No real rhyme or reason to it either. Sammich? Sounds retarded. Song dog? Retarded. Speed goat, ditch donkey etc, same. Catsup? Yeah I know its not necessarily slang but still trips the little switch in my brain. The latest and worst is "the jab". I don't really GAF about the actual vaccine and it's surrounding propaganda, but that term makes me want to do crime. Even worse is "double jab"....like somehow everyone using stupid slang terms for it makes it cool or something. I dunno, it doesn't make any sense but there it is.
Oh, and buttons. I hate buttons. Buttons are gross looking, stupid shiny little plastic or metal discs. Alot of the time they aren't even necessary or functional but added for some sort of decoration! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them. I'm not weird, your weird! That is all. Most any bastardization of the English language annoys me. To include the dumb fugks from the south that can't pronounce basic words, grown men that say "pasghetti" and think it's cute, or grown women that say "preggers" instead of pregnant. I'd be fine with it being a hanging offense. The south certainly doesn't have a monopoly on that. Some people take the "l" out of walk. Let's take a wok and have a good tok. If you are from Mahtha's Vinyahd, you probably take the "r" out of words like Coast God. Nobody bastardizes English more than the the various sub-cultures in south LA. I’m not talking about accents. I’m talking about purposefully mispronouncing words or saying stupid schit like “MeeMaw” or “PawPaw.”
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 17,103
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 17,103 |
Not as much as grammar/speech nazis.
Texas has slang, but a lot of people want to move there, same with Montana and the west.
Anyone hear anybody say lately, I want to move to California, New Jersey, New York or Massachusetts, hell even Minnesota. Nope, I didn’t think so.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424 |
I think some folks are confusing slang with dialects and colloquialisms. Yes. And not related to the OP but I cannot stand when people won’t use pronouns. “Dad came by Sunday night to watch the game.” You mean YOUR dad came by Sunday night to watch the game? I’m not your brother you stupid fugkin hick.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424 |
Not as much as grammar/speech nazis.
Texas has slang, but a lot of people want to move there, same with Montana and the west.
Anyone hear anybody say lately, I want to move to California, New Jersey, New York or Massachusetts, hell even Minnesota. Nope, I didn’t think so. If all the Californians die I’d be happy to move there. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 19,576
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 19,576 |
I've always enjoyed different dialects and slang within any language especially those from America.
First exposure and memories of are from my German Irish grandmother.
I loved to listen to her talk as a kid she was a larger than life figure on the maternal side of the family. She named my first child and took me to get my license at sixteen.
She was an active IRA supporter as well.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 10,262
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 10,262 |
collage people that can't spell a simple 5 letter word.. there-their.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424 |
collage people that can't spell a simple 5 letter word.. there-their. You tell ‘em. Schit don’t get hard until the seven letter words.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 24,368
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 24,368 |
Do people that fuss over everyday language use get upset when others aren't being controlled enough by the powers that be to suit them?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
Correct, but this has become a therapeutic place where we can vent our frustration over all of the lazy-assed abuse of the language.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 78,300
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 78,300 |
collage people that can't spell a simple 5 letter word.. there-their. I'm just gonna have to try and forget I saw this....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 78,300
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 78,300 |
Groid slang IF you have to hear it. WTF did that just mumble!? To answer the question of the thread, yes, especially groid slang when used by white people.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
collage people that can't spell a simple 5 letter word.. there-their. They could if they went to college. 🤣🤣
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 44,814
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 44,814 |
collage people that can't spell a simple 5 letter word.. there-their. They could if they went to college. 🤣🤣 Maybe not these days.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601 |
collage people that can't spell a simple 5 letter word.. there-their. You tell ‘em. Schit don’t get hard until the seven letter words. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 31,601 |
I can’t help thinking but y’all do realize that pussy is slang for booger, and for snatch, and for muff, and for furburger, and for hairy clam, and for tang ( and a whole subset of slang words on that one), and for hair pie and for thousands of other slang words FOR OUR FAVORITE SLANG WORD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 5,608
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 5,608 |
When I conduct a shotgun qualification, I let them know that anyone who refers to their weapon as a shotty or a gauge is an automatic fail. Both sound retarded to me and rankle me to no end. Shotty is one I have never heard anyone say. Now shoddy I have heard. To fail someone because you don't like how they talk, means you shouldn't be doing any qualifying. Shoddy work!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124 |
Saw on FB. Shortened for brevity.
Couple colored guys. One telling the other to call him Biminouses.
Ok, he says.
Days later.
Hey Biminouses. No answer.
Hey Biminouses. No answer.
Another steps in to say, "what you saying cuz?"
Uh, he said call him Biminouses.
NO, his name is KC! He said to call him by his initials. I don’t get it.
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 17,103
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 17,103 |
I can’t help thinking but y’all do realize that pussy is slang for booger, and for snatch, and for muff, and for furburger, and for hairy clam, and for tang ( and a whole subset of slang words on that one), and for hair pie and for thousands of other slang words FOR OUR FAVORITE SLANG WORD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And beaver my GF says her tool box😆
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 14,688
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 14,688 |
Anyways!
Don’t know the difference between ‘their and there’ or were or where!!
Easy to tell their age brackets!
Last edited by Sharpsman; 08/01/21.
Even birds know not to land downwind!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 24,637
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 24,637 |
I could probably do without "shooter" and "shooter-buck."
WWP53D
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 14,688
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 14,688 |
Slang bothers me far less than mis-spoken clichés and sayings.
I hear "hone-in" on something, and "unchartered" waters a lot. That's the stuff that bugs me. This. Another one is "I could care less." Well why dontcha??
Even birds know not to land downwind!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
Well this is nice, seems I am totally normal after all. Not getting much support on the button issue, but I'm sure that's just because the language issue is so hot right now.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2020
Posts: 600
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2020
Posts: 600 |
I don't get irritated by the trivial things other people do, but I'm bothered by my own sloppy speech.
I say "gonna" hafta wanna s'posed'ta coulda
I contract "I will not" to something like "um'not" and instead of just contracting "we are ready" to "we're ready" I will also contract "boxes're ready" "wheels're ready" and so on.
I say "goin'" lookin'
I run words together like "can we" as "canwee"
I use the word "got" instead of some form of to have.
I'm sure there are many other habits of speech that I would change if I were more mindful of them.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 5,608
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 5,608 |
Ubetcha, I kind of like the sound of Ubetcha! Knowing it's an irritable word, its use will continue with abound!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 47,121
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 47,121 |
collage people that can't spell a simple 5 letter word.. there-their. I'm just gonna have to try and forget I saw this.... They were all pasted together.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
I don't get irritated by the trivial things other people do, but I'm bothered by my own sloppy speech.
I say "gonna" hafta wanna s'posed'ta coulda
I contract "I will not" to something like "um'not" and instead of just contracting "we are ready" to "we're ready" I will also contract "boxes're ready" "wheels're ready" and so on.
I say "goin'" lookin'
I run words together like "can we" as "canwee"
I use the word "got" instead of some form of to have.
I'm sure there are many other habits of speech that I would change if I were more mindful of them.
This sort of thing doesn't bother me as much because I understand why we do it. We try to communicate in as efficient a manner as possible so naturally we trim things down and jam words together. Not quite on the level as germans yet, I'd say. It's more about the use of certain words or style of speech in an attempt to identify with a group.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483 |
I think some folks are confusing slang with dialects and colloquialisms. Yes. And not related to the OP but I cannot stand when people won’t use pronouns. “Dad came by Sunday night to watch the game.” You mean YOUR dad came by Sunday night to watch the game? I’m not your brother you stupid fugkin hick. Ooopsies. You botched that one.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483 |
I'm just gonna have to try and forget I saw this....
Try and or try to?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
I'm just gonna have to try and forget I saw this....
Try and or try to? This is a slang bitchfest, not a grammer nazi convention,I must insist you take your grievances elsewhere!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 66,823 |
Running off the good guys was Plan A Using slang, ebonics and Appalachian dialects to finish off the twáts. Plan B 😃😂
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859
Campfire Tracker
|
OP
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,859 |
Running off the good guys was Plan A Using slang, ebonics and Appalachian dialects to finish off the twáts. Plan B 😃😂 Humor covers a multitude of sins. As one of the funnier characters here,you will need to dial back the humor if you wish to succeed. I could also suggest typing in angry caps, ranting nonsensically about obscure topics and alienating friend and foe alike for any hint of disagreement with any position you hold. This is the way.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124 |
Language changes.
Here are the opening lines of The Canterbury Tales, written between 1387 and 1400:
Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú engendred is the flour; Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth Inspired hath in every holt and heeth The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne, And smale foweles maken melodye, That slepen al the nyght with open ye, So priketh hem Natúre in hir corages, Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages, And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes, To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes; And specially, from every shires ende Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende, The hooly blisful martir for to seke, That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.
Who knows what our language will look like 634 years hence?
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 44,814
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 44,814 |
That was Middle English.
We're transitioning into End State Gibberish.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124 |
That was Middle English.
We're transitioning into End State Gibberish.
Middle English looks like gibberish now. Maybe we’re the ones speaking gibberish.
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
I do better with Middle English than Jive.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124 |
I’m still hoping someone can explain the “ Biminouses” post.
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 5,237 |
I’m still hoping someone can explain the “ Biminouses” post. I'll have to guess he meant "by my initials".....
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 9,378
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 9,378 |
Go to a pub in Yorkshire, I had my wife as a translator. Took a tour of a castle in Edinburgh and the guide might as well have been speaking Maori. English is a flexible language.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,124 |
I’m still hoping someone can explain the “ Biminouses” post. I'll have to guess he meant "by my initials"..... The light came on, thanks.
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,850 |
Go to a pub in Yorkshire, I had my wife as a translator. Took a tour of a castle in Edinburgh and the guide might as well have been speaking Maori. English is a flexible language.
mike r Was at McDonald's in Dryden, sitting next to a table of old men. After a time, it dawned on me that they were speaking English.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 10,262
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 10,262 |
Do people that fuss over everyday language use get upset when others aren't being controlled enough by the powers that be to suit them? I was seeing if anyone would catch that..
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 7,903
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 7,903 |
Pard Pawdnuh
(not that there's anythig wrong with that)
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 8,449
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 8,449 |
I don't mind the slang but I hate the alphabets, especially when it refers to technology. Most of the time when I look up something technical online, I have spend much more time trying to figure out what the alphabetic terms are referring to. I find this funny ... ironic. I don't direct this at you, just .. triggers a comment. I work in an I.T. shop. We provide service for a couple dozen different business units each having their own unique set of acronyms often with overlap .. same letters meaning different things. Our "users" bitch a lot about I.T. using acronyms. True enough, but we are one department with one set. The same overall group of people who whine about having to learn part of our set think NOTHING of expecting us to learn their dozen to two dozen sets of acronyms and know which to use in which setting. Also we're supposed to somehow know how to do everyone's job better than they know it by doing it every day for decades so we can remind them when they forget. Argh. "I.T. is tired of hearing it."
Anyone who thinks there's two sides to everything hasn't met a M�bius strip.
Here be dragons ...
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,031
Campfire Savant
|
Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,031 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 3,323
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 3,323 |
Anyone who uses terms like shotty, maggy, winny, remmy, and such, or calls ammunition "bullets" is granted moron status.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,483 |
What kind of "furniture" do you "run" on your AR?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,723
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,723 |
Well men, anything that tries to weaken any "Swear words."
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
Well men, anything that tries to weaken any "Swear words." Da fugk you taking about?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 4,796
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 4,796 |
Not a major point in life, but I have to admit, when someone says "taters" I cringe just a bit. Canadian chicken chain we have here called Mary Brown's(pretty good chicken too) has 'taters on the menu. They always ask "fries or 'taters"" and I usually answer back potatoes. One time I said 'taters, and I swear I could barely utter the word, and then I felt like a damn retard. More than usual, I mean. Do they have spuds? That's mostly all we had growing up. Peeled spuds, baked spuds, fried spuds, but, potatoes, they're mashed. Loggers had some slang that has stayed with me. In college I said jigger-rig, as I was tought as appropriate in such settings, the polite way. Another insisted its Jerry-rig. Dumbest damned thing I ever heard. Guess they hadn't ever heard niigger-rig. Who the hell is Jerry? Jury-rigged means something was assembled quickly with the materials on hand. Jerry-built means it was cheaply or poorly built. Jerry-rigged is a variant of jury-rigged, and it may have been influenced by jerry-built. While some people consider it to be an incorrect version of jury-rigged, it’s widely used, especially in everyday speech. What does jury-rigged mean? The word jury has a few different meanings. It can be a group of people that decides the verdict in a legal case or a group of people who judge a contest. Via French, this jury goes back to a Latin verb meaning “to swear (an oath),” also seen in words like perjury. But, in the nautical world, jury means “makeshift” or “temporary.” The origin of this jury isn’t exactly known. The word rig is also a nautical term. As a verb, it means “to fit a ship or mast with the necessary elements (such as shrouds and sails).” More generally, it means “to assemble.” Together, these words become jury-rigged by the late 18th century. A jury-rig, as a noun, is a temporary solution that’s built to replace something that’s been broken or lost overboard. The word can also be used as a verb. For example: “She jury-rigged a new topmast after hers broke in the wind.” Although this expression is rooted in the nautical world, it can refer to any makeshift, MacGyver-like fix: “He jury-rigged a raincoat from garbage bag in the garage.” https://www.dictionary.com/e/jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged/Afro Engineering AKA: N i g g e r Rigged Either can be used as a compliment in the way of you thought up something that will work well with what you had. Or as a WTF way as in that schitt aint gonna work. WTF are you thinking type of way. Down here in the dirty south... 😄😄😄😄😄 Used to tell Dad he had a PHD in Afro-Engineering.
"Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants". --- William Penn
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,908
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,908 |
I hate when people use the wrong tense. We was going to the store. You be looking fine.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2021
Posts: 90
Campfire Greenhorn
|
Campfire Greenhorn
Joined: Jul 2021
Posts: 90 |
Misuse of literally is a big one for me.
Also tired of hearing woke.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 59,033
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 59,033 |
I don't mind the slang but I hate the alphabets, especially when it refers to technology. Most of the time when I look up something technical online, I have spend much more time trying to figure out what the alphabetic terms are referring to. I find this funny ... ironic. I don't direct this at you, just .. triggers a comment. I work in an I.T. shop. We provide service for a couple dozen different business units each having their own unique set of acronyms often with overlap .. same letters meaning different things. Our "users" bitch a lot about I.T. using acronyms. True enough, but we are one department with one set. The same overall group of people who whine about having to learn part of our set think NOTHING of expecting us to learn their dozen to two dozen sets of acronyms and know which to use in which setting. Also we're supposed to somehow know how to do everyone's job better than they know it by doing it every day for decades so we can remind them when they forget. Argh. "I.T. is tired of hearing it." Do you use the Acronym DFU?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,157 |
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 18,889
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 18,889 |
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,792
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,792 |
I could make some comments here - but I don't like to throw shade!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,029
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,029 |
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 5,021
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 5,021 |
"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants".
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,723
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,723 |
Misuse of literally is a big one for me.
Also tired of hearing woke.
Welcome to the freak show!
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,508
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,508 |
There, their, and they're. Where, wear, we're.
Un-thaw
To, Too, two
Irregardless
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,587
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,587 |
What (fill in the blank) are you "running" on your rifle...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 8,521
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 8,521 |
I can’t help thinking but y’all do realize that pussy is slang for booger, and for snatch, and for muff, and for furburger, and for hairy clam, and for tang ( and a whole subset of slang words on that one), and for hair pie and for thousands of other slang words FOR OUR FAVORITE SLANG WORD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I long for the day that "quim" comes back into style.
|
|
|
|
598 members (222Sako, 160user, 10gaugeman, 1moredeer, 10gaugemag, 1beaver_shooter, 64 invisible),
2,495
guests, and
1,191
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,191,115
Posts18,464,455
Members73,925
|
Most Online11,491 Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|