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It's spelling hour again in Little Johnny's 5th grade class and the teacher explains, "When it's your turn, please stand up, say the word, spell it, and use it in a sentence." The first girl stands up and her word is "sometimes" "Sometimes. S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S; Sometimes my mom takes us out for ice cream." Very good Sheila, you may sit down. "Johnny, your word is urinate." "Urinate. U-R-I-N-A-T-E. Urinate, but if your boobs were bigger you'd be a 10.
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One day the class was discussing the word "excitement" ..... the teacher wanted them to come to the Blackboard and write a word associated with excitement..
Little Sally comes up and writes the word "Firetruck"......... everyone gets it and applauds.
Little Mary comes up and writes the word "Amberlamps" little Mary is somehow related to Huntsman22's .... again everyone applauds.
Little Johnny comes up and writes/draws three big DOTS. Teacher and everyone is puzzled, she asks him to explain.
Well, I'm not quite sure myself, but at dinner last night my sister said that she had missed three periods, and then momma fainted, daddy chitt his britches and gus the hired hand shot himself................. and it was all pretty phoucin exciting.
Last edited by Muffin; 08/13/21.
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