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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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I’m 63 going on 64 in two weeks. I no longer can afford to trust any fart. Not even popcorn farts which have a reputation for being dry.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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Close, but I haven't Bidened since I was toilet trained.
Broncos are officially the worst team in the nation this year.
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Yes, yes I have. Wasn't my finest moment.
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The interval between eating and chitting has gotten shorter every year. So far it is a bit of anal leakage while squeezing tight and trying to run to the potty. So far no full Nadlers yet.
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Beaver schit his pants after crossing state lines.
Promptly ran back to the safety that is Oregon.
LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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Not yet but there is still time.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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A long time ago when I was, I think 22 I found a crows nest up about 20’ in a tree. Told my brother and he asked if I could check it for egg/chicks because he wanted a pet crow. The place was about 20 miles from town on a dirt road and me and a friend drove there and I proceeded to climb the tree and tried walking out on a limb while holding a limb above me. Well either the limb broke or I just slipped and fell and landed flat on my back. Friend said I was in and out of consioness for about half hour before I came to. I was hurting bad but he helped me back to the truck and headed for the hospital. This was the 70’s before cell phones and air evac. On the way back I asked him “What’s that smell”. He said I think you crapped your pants and he was right. Luckily I had no broken bones but a badly bruised spine.
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Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Just in your 60s??
You guys got lots of surprises coming!!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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Ate something horrid once and on the way home had cramps and gurgling something fierce. Broke every traffic law in the books. Finally pulled into the driveway, got outta the truck and waddled my way into the house and bathroom. That schit (literally) wasn’t gonna wait one second longer. Damn it all to Hell, couldn’t even get the pants off. Swiped the curtain and straight into the shower, clothes and all LMAO. This is why I don't drink egg nog any longer. Key in the frond door and the dance ended then and there. I was mortified even though no one was around and I lived alone. Went to a christmas party with her before we were married. Just left the party and heading home and I holler to pull over. She pulls off the freeway and onto a side street I jump out and jump over a 5 foot fence into someones yard. Climbing back it the car she asks whats wrong " oh nothing had to make a call about some chit I overlooked"
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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It isn’t about what happens in a man’s pants. It’s about how he transgresses adversity.
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Sargent Barnes -
“I shyitt on alll youu”
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I'd like to say 'No' - but that doesn't explain the skid marks.
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I remember sharting once on a hard sneeze, but that was a long time ago. I don't recall the circumstances, just remember it happening to me. LOL.
One thing I have noticed as I've aged, though: I get a signal alerting me that time is short. "You will be taking a shit in about 45 seconds...you may choose where, but not when. Countdown starts NOW."
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Old fishing but used to say it had a teaspoon of water in it
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Old fishing but used to say it had a teaspoon of water in it ![[Linked Image from media0.giphy.com]](https://media0.giphy.com/media/smQQvjcAtwtvW/200w.gif)
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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