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As busy as a one armed wallpaper hanger on a windy day... Busier’n a cows tongue at a salt lick.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Raise hell cause we won't work.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Sun shines on the dogs backside every now and then.
That boy is denying a village of an idiot.
Well aren't you precious, just like ya mommy/daddy.
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Crazier than a [bleep] house rat.
If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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It's so dry the trees are bribing the dogs
I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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Like a Cow looking at a new gate .
Blacker than Coley .
Didn't last as long as Pat lasted in the Army .
Just like Peter wrote it on a rock.
Like a dose of salts thru a wider woman.
It just come a frog strangler .
Raining pitch forks and little N----r babies .
Ran through her like a dose of croton oil.
Grinning like a possum eatin saw briers .
Shivering like a dog [bleep] peach seeds.
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Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.
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She got a smile like a wave on a slop jar .
Like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Last edited by EddieSouthgate; 11/05/21.
Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.
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"That's as deceivin' as fly poop in pepper." ( from my buddy Jerry H. from Hope, NC)
"Behavior accepted is behavior repeated."
"Strive to be underestimated."
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According to my dad when grandpa was exasperated by the kids he’d say “I should of raised ducks, at least you can sell them”.
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Campfire Tracker
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Ya must have a lot of rabbit in ya. Whenever ya stop yer a$$ hits the ground
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Land so steep they grow up with one leg shorter than the other.
Some spelling errors can be corrected by a vowel movement.
~ MOLON LABE ~
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Dumber than 40 acres of stumps
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Strong like bull, but smart like tractor.
"I was born in the log cabin I helped my grandfather build"
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He’s so tight, you couldn’t drive a straight pin up his azz with a sledgehammer
Smith and Wessons are Thoroughbreds; Rugers are Clydesdales —John Taffin
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That dude could fu*k up an anvil with a rubber mallet
Smith and Wessons are Thoroughbreds; Rugers are Clydesdales —John Taffin
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I always heard it "that boy could tear up an anvil with a feather"
He's so tight he wouldn't pay a nickel to see a piss ant eat a round bale
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Campfire Ranger
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Phugggitt!
Let's go huntin'!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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[quote=Grumman
He's so tight he wouldn't pay a nickel to see a piss ant eat a round bale[/quote]
Me neither but I'd give a dollar to see him after he ate a round bale !
Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.
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I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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I come around the corner a hair too hot and the ol' flivver got all cattywampus on me and like to run me in the ditch.
Did anybody mention " If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass".
Used to hear people say psygogglin and anigogglin meaning cock eyed where I growed up.
Last edited by EddieSouthgate; 11/24/21.
Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.
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