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How about " You look like you been sucking a sow " in reference to a dirty faced kid . used to hear that one a lot myself .
Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.
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I Learned a long time ago to Separate My Want's from My Needs!
A man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do!
Know Thy Self!
TRUMP DID WIN!!!
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My personal favorite , referring to something or someone looking really bad , " Looks like a bulls ass sewed up with a grapevine " .
Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.
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I Learned a long time ago to Separate My Want's from My Needs!
A man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do!
Know Thy Self!
TRUMP DID WIN!!!
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If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.
Raining like pouring piss outta a boot.
Lives back where the hoot owls f-ck the chickens.
Busier than a cat covering [bleep] on concrete with 9 [bleep] and a broken leg.
Colder than a well diggers ass.
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So broke we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat!
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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The land here is so flat, you can watch your dog run away, for three days
I heard this about Kansas, "The land here is so flat, if you step on a brick you can see Texas"
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If BS was a bumble bee he’d be a 747
Last edited by Bugger; 12/08/21.
I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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Been sucking left hind tit most of my life
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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Grinnin' like a possum eating s h i t onna frosty mornin.
Tighter than a bulls ass in fly time.
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"If brains was gas, and you put it in an ant's motorcycle, he wouldn't have enough gas to get around a Cheerio hole."
Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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Make a dog lick his own azz to get the taste out of its mouth.
Stink a dog off a gut wagon.
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That feller is richer than 4 foot up a bulls a**
My mouth is dryer that a snuff makers a**
Dumber than a box of rocks
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Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.
Prit'near.
Last edited by River_Ridge; 12/31/21.
Wag more, bark less.
The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed.
The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.
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-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Deader then a door nail.
It's so cold out I gotta put a stick up my ass and yell snake to take a piss.
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I seen a feller and his pard, oh wait, never mind. That's daily conversation here on the fire. O.K., for real now.
He's got more balls than a three balled bull.
It's hotter than two rats screwin' in a wool sock.
She's so fat, walking away she looks like two hogs wrestling in a gunny sack.
He's dumber than a sack of hair (bucket of hammers, etc.)
If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
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“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
John Steinbeck
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On heat: It’s a 100 and two dogs [bleep]’ outside.
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Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
Darker than the soul of a goat
She’s rough as 10 miles of gravel road
I only drink if I’m alone or with somebody
Hotter than a fart in a skillet
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