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Redneck Sayings #16471734 09/26/21 Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 654 Central Texas R Ruger4Life OP Campfire Regular OP Ruger4Life Campfire Regular R Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 654 Central Texas Redneck sayings always crack me up, and I like to hear good ‘uns. Let’s hear yours! I’ll start with one: “That’s as dumb as puttin an elevator in an outhouse!” Smith and Wessons are Thoroughbreds; Rugers are Clydesdales —John Taffin

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16473619 09/27/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 Sun don't shine on a moonshine still -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16477427 09/28/21 Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,954 Danville IA I IA_fog Campfire Regular IA_fog Campfire Regular I Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,954 Danville IA That’s as worthless as tits on a boar We might have to be neighbors, but I don’t have to be neighborly. John Chisum

Re: Redneck Sayings IA_fog #16478584 09/28/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 Originally Posted by IA_fog That’s as worthless as tits on a boar or via Bob Hagel: (in print) "Useless as Mammeary Glands on a Slab of Bacon" -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16478992 09/28/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,157 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,157 TX “He’s so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of a boot with directions on the bottom” "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16483171 09/29/21 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,578 Lake Iliamna Alaska waterrat Campfire Regular waterrat Campfire Regular Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,578 Lake Iliamna Alaska He's as tough as an old Hobo turd. I tend to use more than enough gun

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16483285 09/30/21 Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 19,098 Arkansas milespatton Campfire Ranger milespatton Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 19,098 Arkansas Tough as 2 yellow toe nails. miles Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16483361 09/30/21 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,253 Chassohowitzka, FL M Muffin Campfire Outfitter Muffin Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,253 Chassohowitzka, FL Speaking of rain: '...it was a toad strangler...' or '...it's rainin' like a two tailed cow pizzin on a flat rock...' "...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867 ( . Y . )

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16492204 10/02/21 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,154 georgia 21 Campfire Regular 21 Campfire Regular Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,154 georgia It’s so far back in the woods, they have to pipe daylight in. "Never force anything, just get a bigger hammer".

Re: Redneck Sayings 21 #16492215 10/02/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,157 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,157 TX Originally Posted by 21 It’s so far back in the woods, they have to pipe daylight in. LOL. Haven’t heard that one in YEARS. "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings chlinstructor #16492798 10/03/21 Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 14,142 The town Del Shannon made famo... Whelenman Campfire Outfitter Whelenman Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 14,142 The town Del Shannon made famo... BOY? You call boy? I’ve got enough hair on my azz to weave two Indian blankets, and you call me boy?? Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.

Re: Redneck Sayings chlinstructor #16495196 10/03/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 Originally Posted by chlinstructor Originally Posted by 21 It’s so far back in the woods, they have to pipe daylight in. LOL. Haven’t heard that one in YEARS. otherwise known as a "coon's age...." Last edited by OldmanoftheSea; 10/03/21. -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16495551 10/03/21 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,042 In the Swamps DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,042 In the Swamps Worn slap out. I reckon. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16509103 10/08/21 Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 663 colorado T tmax264 Campfire Regular tmax264 Campfire Regular T Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 663 colorado Busier than a 1-legged man at an ass-kicking An armed member in a country is a citizen, an unarmed member is a subject.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16510093 10/08/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 she drawin' 'em like a salt lick. -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16510330 10/08/21 Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,964 SD R ruffcutt Campfire Tracker ruffcutt Campfire Tracker R Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,964 SD “Happier than a gopher in soft dirt” and “that’ll knock the ham off the hog” courtesy Jed Clampett Last edited by ruffcutt; 10/08/21. "I was born in the log cabin I helped my grandfather build"

Re: Redneck Sayings Whelenman #16510606 10/08/21 Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,743 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,743 Clinging to our God and Guns Originally Posted by Whelenman BOY? You call boy? I’ve got enough hair on my azz to weave two Indian blankets, and you call me boy?? Can stand in a ditch and piss in the dump truck, And you call me a boy! Leanin' toward Fishers. Cattywampuss. Last edited by Dillonbuck; 10/08/21. Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16510626 10/08/21 Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC R Raferman Campfire Tracker Raferman Campfire Tracker R Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC Better feel again.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16511119 10/09/21 Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 975 Ft. Bradon, northern Florida S Sherwood Campfire Regular Sherwood Campfire Regular S Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 975 Ft. Bradon, northern Florida Famous last words of a redneck: "You all watch this". Sherwood FIRE UP THE GRILL - is NOT catch and release!

Re: Redneck Sayings Sherwood #16512328 10/09/21 Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 19,067 Colorado Springs, CO, USA S saddlesore Campfire Ranger saddlesore Campfire Ranger S Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 19,067 Colorado Springs, CO, USA Originally Posted by Sherwood Famous last words of a redneck: "You all watch this". Sherwood No, it is " Hold my beer and you all watch this" If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles

Re: Redneck Sayings saddlesore #16512335 10/09/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,157 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,157 TX Originally Posted by saddlesore Originally Posted by Sherwood Famous last words of a redneck: "You all watch this". Sherwood No, it is " Hold my beer and you all watch this" Yep. Except it’s y’all instead of you all. 🤠 Last edited by chlinstructor; 10/09/21. "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16512790 10/09/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 elbow to ribs, chin point, fiyah her up..... -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16512827 10/09/21 Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 19,229 B Blackheart Campfire Ranger Blackheart Campfire Ranger B Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 19,229 Harder than woodpecker lips Slicker than a pocket full of pudding Uglier than homemade soap Finer than frog fur Darker than the inside of a wolf

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16513803 10/10/21 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,671 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,671 Iowa/NW Ontario Sticker than a harrow at midnight. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16520406 10/12/21 Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,529 Big Sky Country C Cntrmass Campfire Regular Cntrmass Campfire Regular C Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,529 Big Sky Country More nervous than a cat in a room full of rockin chairs. Crazier than a run over dog!

Re: Redneck Sayings chlinstructor #16523992 10/13/21 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 321 E. Texas, N. Louisiana jkingrph Campfire Member jkingrph Campfire Member Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 321 E. Texas, N. Louisiana Originally Posted by chlinstructor “He’s so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of a boot with directions on the bottom” My father always said directions on the heel!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16524498 10/13/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 smells like a skunk in heat -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16528647 10/14/21 Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,954 Danville IA I IA_fog Campfire Regular IA_fog Campfire Regular I Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,954 Danville IA If it cost a quarter to go round the world I couldn’t get out of sight We might have to be neighbors, but I don’t have to be neighborly. John Chisum

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16532683 10/15/21 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada C castnblast Campfire Regular castnblast Campfire Regular C Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada We were so poor I couldn't pay attention!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16532685 10/15/21 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada C castnblast Campfire Regular castnblast Campfire Regular C Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada As busy as a one armed wallpaper hanger on a windy day...

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16532686 10/15/21 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada C castnblast Campfire Regular castnblast Campfire Regular C Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada The land here is so flat, you can watch your dog run away, for three days

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16547586 10/20/21 Joined: Aug 2016 Posts: 7 S Starprairie New Member Starprairie New Member S Joined: Aug 2016 Posts: 7 He couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a thousand dollar bill taped to his forehead.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16548066 10/21/21 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 11,029 so cal pal Campfire Outfitter pal Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 11,029 so cal "That girl had buck-teeth so bad she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence with her mouth closed." "There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon "...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16548104 10/21/21 Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 19,098 Arkansas milespatton Campfire Ranger milespatton Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 19,098 Arkansas She can eat peanuts out of a hot sauce bottle. miles Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16552920 10/22/21 Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 916 Tucson, Arizona Old_Tucson Campfire Regular Old_Tucson Campfire Regular Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 916 Tucson, Arizona One coon-ass to another asking how deep in the swamp he comes from. "Hey, where yo watermark at" ? Dad always said, "Nadie Nacio Ensenado" (No One Was Born Taught)

Re: Redneck Sayings castnblast #16556335 10/23/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,157 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,157 TX Originally Posted by castnblast We were so poor I couldn't pay attention! Grown up, one of my friends Dad always used that one when he talked about growing up in the Depression Era. "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16559698 10/25/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 slat sided woman -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16559785 10/25/21 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,843 The RED part of MD S StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,843 The RED part of MD When asked, "where are we gonna go?" Answer, "We're gonna go to hell if we don't change our ways". "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16574833 10/29/21 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,418 Northern Hill Country D DesertMuleDeer Campfire Tracker DesertMuleDeer Campfire Tracker D Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,418 Northern Hill Country Cuter than a bug's ear So sour it'd make a pig squeal Both courtesy of mom's family.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16575181 10/30/21 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,134 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,134 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... That boy is smart as a horse and hung like Einstein. Jim Conrad is big enough to eat hay and shìt in the road. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Redneck Sayings castnblast #16575182 10/30/21 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,134 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,134 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Originally Posted by castnblast As busy as a one armed wallpaper hanger on a windy day... Busier’n a cows tongue at a salt lick. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16575373 10/30/21 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,843 The RED part of MD S StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,843 The RED part of MD Raise hell cause we won't work. "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16582972 11/01/21 Joined: Mar 2019 Posts: 417 Upstate SC Tstorm1 Campfire Member Tstorm1 Campfire Member Joined: Mar 2019 Posts: 417 Upstate SC Sun shines on the dogs backside every now and then. That boy is denying a village of an idiot. Well aren't you precious, just like ya mommy/daddy.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16584181 11/01/21 Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 8,736 Central, Texas L LBP Campfire Outfitter LBP Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 8,736 Central, Texas Crazier than a [bleep] house rat. If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass. Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16591955 11/04/21 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota It's so dry the trees are bribing the dogs I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16595114 11/05/21 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL E EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular E Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL Like a Cow looking at a new gate . Blacker than Coley . Didn't last as long as Pat lasted in the Army . Just like Peter wrote it on a rock. Like a dose of salts thru a wider woman. It just come a frog strangler . Raining pitch forks and little N----r babies . Ran through her like a dose of croton oil. Grinning like a possum eatin saw briers . Shivering like a dog [bleep] peach seeds. Last edited by EddieSouthgate; 11/05/21. Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16595134 11/05/21 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL E EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular E Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL She got a smile like a wave on a slop jar . Like a cow pissing on a flat rock. Last edited by EddieSouthgate; 11/05/21. Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16598814 11/06/21 Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,421 Maine, ayuh. B buttstock Campfire Regular buttstock Campfire Regular B Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,421 Maine, ayuh. "That's as deceivin' as fly poop in pepper." ( from my buddy Jerry H. from Hope, NC) "Behavior accepted is behavior repeated." "Strive to be underestimated."

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16607369 11/09/21 Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 804 Iowa A ackleydave Campfire Regular ackleydave Campfire Regular A Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 804 Iowa According to my dad when grandpa was exasperated by the kids he’d say “I should of raised ducks, at least you can sell them”.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16607625 11/09/21 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,984 Casper W WildWest Campfire Tracker WildWest Campfire Tracker W Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,984 Casper Ya must have a lot of rabbit in ya. Whenever ya stop yer a$$ hits the ground

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16611855 11/11/21 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,487 TN L LouisB Campfire Tracker LouisB Campfire Tracker L Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,487 TN Land so steep they grow up with one leg shorter than the other. Some spelling errors can be corrected by a vowel movement. ~ MOLON LABE ~

Re: Redneck Sayings LouisB #16611934 11/11/21 Joined: Aug 2020 Posts: 288 iowa K Krazi Campfire Member Krazi Campfire Member K Joined: Aug 2020 Posts: 288 iowa Dumber than 40 acres of stumps

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16612564 11/11/21 Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,964 SD R ruffcutt Campfire Tracker ruffcutt Campfire Tracker R Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,964 SD Strong like bull, but smart like tractor. "I was born in the log cabin I helped my grandfather build"

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16612979 11/11/21 Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 654 Central Texas R Ruger4Life OP Campfire Regular OP Ruger4Life Campfire Regular R Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 654 Central Texas He’s so tight, you couldn’t drive a straight pin up his azz with a sledgehammer Smith and Wessons are Thoroughbreds; Rugers are Clydesdales —John Taffin

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16612985 11/11/21 Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 654 Central Texas R Ruger4Life OP Campfire Regular OP Ruger4Life Campfire Regular R Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 654 Central Texas That dude could fu*k up an anvil with a rubber mallet Smith and Wessons are Thoroughbreds; Rugers are Clydesdales —John Taffin

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16613000 11/11/21 Joined: Aug 2016 Posts: 425 Kentucky G Grumman Campfire Member Grumman Campfire Member G Joined: Aug 2016 Posts: 425 Kentucky I always heard it "that boy could tear up an anvil with a feather" He's so tight he wouldn't pay a nickel to see a piss ant eat a round bale

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16616486 11/12/21 Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,743 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,743 Clinging to our God and Guns Phugggitt! Let's go huntin'! Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Redneck Sayings Grumman #16637533 11/19/21 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL E EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular E Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL [quote=Grumman He's so tight he wouldn't pay a nickel to see a piss ant eat a round bale[/quote] Me neither but I'd give a dollar to see him after he ate a round bale ! Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16647750 11/23/21 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota That dog don't hunt! I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16652957 11/24/21 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL E EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular E Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL I come around the corner a hair too hot and the ol' flivver got all cattywampus on me and like to run me in the ditch. Did anybody mention " If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass". Used to hear people say psygogglin and anigogglin meaning cock eyed where I growed up. Last edited by EddieSouthgate; 11/24/21. Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16674204 12/01/21 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL E EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular E Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL How about " You look like you been sucking a sow " in reference to a dirty faced kid . used to hear that one a lot myself . Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16690021 12/05/21 Joined: Dec 2020 Posts: 1,982 North Central Ohio H HunterShooter58 Campfire Regular HunterShooter58 Campfire Regular H Joined: Dec 2020 Posts: 1,982 North Central Ohio Over Yonder I Learned a long time ago to Separate My Want's from My Needs! A man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do! Know Thy Self! TRUMP DID WIN!!!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16693050 12/06/21 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL E EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular E Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL My personal favorite , referring to something or someone looking really bad , " Looks like a bulls ass sewed up with a grapevine " . Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16698542 12/07/21 Joined: Dec 2020 Posts: 1,982 North Central Ohio H HunterShooter58 Campfire Regular HunterShooter58 Campfire Regular H Joined: Dec 2020 Posts: 1,982 North Central Ohio Down the road a piece! I Learned a long time ago to Separate My Want's from My Needs! A man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do! Know Thy Self! TRUMP DID WIN!!!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16699177 12/07/21 Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,180 SE MISSOURI S scottf270 Campfire Regular scottf270 Campfire Regular S Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,180 SE MISSOURI If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass. Raining like pouring piss outta a boot. Lives back where the hoot owls f-ck the chickens. Busier than a cat covering [bleep] on concrete with 9 [bleep] and a broken leg. Colder than a well diggers ass.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16700353 12/08/21 Joined: Oct 2013 Posts: 18,881 Missouri 1 10gaugemag Campfire Ranger 10gaugemag Campfire Ranger 1 Joined: Oct 2013 Posts: 18,881 Missouri So broke we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat! The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16701455 12/08/21 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota It's kitty wompus I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings castnblast #16701610 12/08/21 Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,659 WA S slm9s Campfire Tracker slm9s Campfire Tracker S Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,659 WA Originally Posted by castnblast The land here is so flat, you can watch your dog run away, for three days I heard this about Kansas, "The land here is so flat, if you step on a brick you can see Texas"

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16702679 12/08/21 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota If BS was a bumble bee he’d be a 747 Last edited by Bugger; 12/08/21. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16706068 12/09/21 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. 1 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. Been sucking left hind tit most of my life there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian

Re: Redneck Sayings 1beaver_shooter #16706363 12/09/21 Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 8,462 The Wrong Side of the Tracks C cisco1 Campfire Outfitter cisco1 Campfire Outfitter C Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 8,462 The Wrong Side of the Tracks Grinnin' like a possum eating s h i t onna frosty mornin. Tighter than a bulls ass in fly time.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16717003 12/12/21 Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 2,340 Moss, Tn. roverboy Campfire Regular roverboy Campfire Regular Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 2,340 Moss, Tn. "If brains was gas, and you put it in an ant's motorcycle, he wouldn't have enough gas to get around a Cheerio hole." Why do I have to press 1, for English?

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16781570 12/30/21 Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,292 Willamette Valley P papalondog Campfire Regular papalondog Campfire Regular P Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,292 Willamette Valley Make a dog lick his own azz to get the taste out of its mouth. Stink a dog off a gut wagon. Last edited by papalondog; 12/30/21.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16783414 12/30/21 Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 229 J JHM Campfire Member JHM Campfire Member J Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 229 That feller is richer than 4 foot up a bulls a** My mouth is dryer that a snuff makers a** Dumber than a box of rocks

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16785180 12/31/21 Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 3,579 Upstate NY River_Ridge Campfire Tracker River_Ridge Campfire Tracker Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 3,579 Upstate NY Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. Prit'near. Last edited by River_Ridge; 12/31/21. Wag more, bark less. The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed. The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16786764 12/31/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 Drowning the Cosby Kids -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16806482 01/05/22 Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 145 Springfield, Oregon H Hoglegs3006 Campfire Member Hoglegs3006 Campfire Member H Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 145 Springfield, Oregon Deader then a door nail. It's so cold out I gotta put a stick up my ass and yell snake to take a piss.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16828221 01/11/22 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,844 Big Sky Country TheBigSky Campfire Outfitter TheBigSky Campfire Outfitter Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,844 Big Sky Country I seen a feller and his pard, oh wait, never mind. That's daily conversation here on the fire. O.K., for real now. He's got more balls than a three balled bull. It's hotter than two rats screwin' in a wool sock. She's so fat, walking away she looks like two hogs wrestling in a gunny sack. He's dumber than a sack of hair (bucket of hammers, etc.) If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. _________________________________________________________________________ “Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.” John Steinbeck ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16849777 01/17/22 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 6 Florida S SnakeBoots New Member SnakeBoots New Member S Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 6 Florida On heat: It’s a 100 and two dogs [bleep]’ outside.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16850941 01/17/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,621 Vermont PintsofCraft Campfire Regular PintsofCraft Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,621 Vermont Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra Darker than the soul of a goat She’s rough as 10 miles of gravel road I only drink if I’m alone or with somebody Hotter than a fart in a skillet Last edited by PintsofCraft; 01/17/22.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16851891 01/17/22 Joined: Oct 2013 Posts: 3,601 Ala-Freaking Bama! via Texas H hh4whiskey Campfire Tracker hh4whiskey Campfire Tracker H Joined: Oct 2013 Posts: 3,601 Ala-Freaking Bama! via Texas Hangin in there like a hair on a biscuit. Hangin in there like a rusty nail. Colder than a well diggers azz. Fishnipples (as in worthless) Wrong as two boys kissin Crazy as a cat on fire. Dog pecker gnats. Stay on top. (Standard redneck instructions for riding a horse, water skiing, etc) She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Milking through the fence. She’d make a train take a dirt road. There’s no way I can recall the absolute thousands I’ve heard or used, growing up in the south, from Texas to Alabama.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16852019 01/17/22 Joined: May 2005 Posts: 623 semo S skinner Campfire Regular skinner Campfire Regular S Joined: May 2005 Posts: 623 semo If if and butts were candy and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16852396 01/17/22 Joined: May 2020 Posts: 584 Arissona E Esteban325 Campfire Regular Esteban325 Campfire Regular E Joined: May 2020 Posts: 584 Arissona "This will only hurt for a little while" "I'll only put the head of it in" "I promise not to ever try to cummm in your mouth" Credit DAC

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16852608 01/18/22 Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 11,262 Bluegrass State G Gibby Campfire Outfitter Gibby Campfire Outfitter G Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 11,262 Bluegrass State Ugly? Her jaw teeth are up front. Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16857870 01/19/22 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,413 SW Georgia G Godogs57 Campfire Tracker Godogs57 Campfire Tracker G Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,413 SW Georgia I’m happier than a puppy with two peters. You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16870435 01/22/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota If that ain’t a fact, God’s a possum. You can take that to the bank. You can hang your hat on it. You can bet the farm on it. He’s so honest you could shoot craps with him over the phone. If I say a hen dips snuff, you can look under her wing for the can. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16870436 01/22/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota So crooked you can’t tell from his tracks if he’s coming or going. He knows more ways to take your money than a roomful of lawyers. Crooked as a dog’s hind leg. Crooked as the Brazos. Slicker than a slop jar. More twists than a pretzel factory. Crooked as a barrel of fish hooks. So crooked he has to unscrew his britches at night. She’s more slippery than a pocketful of pudding. He’s slicker than a boiled onion. I wouldn’t trust him any farther than I can throw him. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16870445 01/22/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Brave as the first man who ate an oyster. Brave as a bigamist. Brave enough to eat in a boomtown cafe. He’s double-backboned. He’s got more guts than you could hang on a fence. He’d shoot craps with the devil himself. She’d charge hell with a bucket of ice water. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16870452 01/22/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota She could start a fight in an empty house. He’d argue with a wooden Indian. She raised hell and stuck a chunk under it. He’s the only hell his mama ever raised. He’s got his tail up. She’s in a horn-tossing mood. She’s so contrary she floats up-stream. She’s dancing in the hog trough. He’ll tell you how the cow ate the cabbage. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16870456 01/22/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota He’s so busy you’d think he was twins. They’re doing a land-office business. Busy as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking convention. Busy as a funeral home fan in July. Busy as a one-eyed dog in a smokehouse. Busy as a one-armed paperhanger. Busy as a stump-tailed bull in fly season. Busy as a hound in flea season. Got to slop the hogs, dig the well, and plow the south forty before breakfast. Got to get back to my rat killing. She’s jumping like hot grease (or water) on a skillet. Panting like a lizard on a hot rock. No grass growing under her feet. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16870461 01/22/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota So dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire. So dry the catfish are carrying canteens. So dry the trees are bribing the dogs. So dry my duck don’t know how to swim. It’s been dry so long, we only got a quarter-inch of rain during Noah’s Flood. So dry I’m spitting cotton. Dry as a powder house. Dry as the heart of a haystack. Drier than a popcorn fart. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16935653 02/07/22 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL E EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular E Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL it's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock . Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16936009 02/07/22 Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,508 Roosted on a limb Yoder409 Campfire Tracker Yoder409 Campfire Tracker Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,508 Roosted on a limb Dumber than a last year's crow's nest So crooked when he dies they'll have to screw him into the ground Smilin' like the butcher's dog So unlucky, if it was raining soup my dish would be upside down He can grow good corn in a bad year So steep a cat can't get traction on it Slicker than snot on a porcelain doorknob As graceful as a hog on ice Too wet to plow and too windy to pick rocks Nervous as a cat in a kennel (Referring to someone who was scared) You couldn't have pulled a straight pin outta his ass with a D-10 (Something that was long time ago) Since Cooley was a pup. (Someone working at a fast pace) He was nothing but arseholes and elbows. Last edited by Yoder409; 02/07/22. Wollen nicht krank dein feind. Planen es.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16942476 02/09/22 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,671 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,671 Iowa/NW Ontario Nerves as a longtailed tomcat in a roomful of rockin chairs. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16943239 02/09/22 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. 1 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. Stuck on him like ugly on a monkey there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16965480 02/15/22 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 5,178 South Arkansas M magshooter1 Campfire Tracker magshooter1 Campfire Tracker M Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 5,178 South Arkansas uglier than a mud fence after a 3 day rain. Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16972804 02/17/22 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,914 Georgia J JMR40 Campfire Outfitter JMR40 Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,914 Georgia Colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra Slicker than alligator snot That truck doesn't have enough power to pull a greasy string out of a cat's ass. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. If he had dynamite for brains, he couldn't blow his nose His brains were laid on the sharp edge of a razor blade it would look like a BB on a 4-lane highway He's dumber than a sack of hammers I'm so broke I can't pay attention Most people don't really want the truth. They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16980461 02/19/22 Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 68 T Tony22 Campfire Greenhorn Tony22 Campfire Greenhorn T Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 68 Funny

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16994816 02/23/22 Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL E EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular EddieSouthgate Campfire Regular E Joined: Oct 2021 Posts: 770 Minor Hill TN / Hillsboro AL Anything that ain't debatable is " Like Peter Wrote It On The Rock ". Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16997170 02/24/22 Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,350 SCgman1 Campfire Tracker SCgman1 Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,350 Rich as 4 feet up a bulls ass.....

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17000201 02/25/22 Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 93 Bradford County,PA hntrlou Campfire Greenhorn hntrlou Campfire Greenhorn Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 93 Bradford County,PA When asked how far he went the explorer said; I was so far North, the North star was South!

Re: Redneck Sayings saddlesore #17036158 03/07/22 Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,839 Prince William Sound, Alaska 6 60n148w Campfire Regular 60n148w Campfire Regular 6 Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,839 Prince William Sound, Alaska Head for the round house Nellie,he can’t corner you there Cheaper than a pair of split- cowhide shoes She’s got him twitched like a Georgia Mule He looked like he got hit with a harness tug Bad as a Cribben Horse Better than a soap Poultice He is going to Town he got on his sugar watered starched overalls He’s got his self a pocket full of flub-Stubs,going to town Prettier than a new sack of seed corn Prettier than new pair of 5 buckle overshoes Coming into money, he’s smoking tailor mades His dog so lazy , if you a hot poker under his ass , he’d lay there and howl instead of getting up and move

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17048861 03/11/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17123775 04/01/22 Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,234 C/NEPA WOODS Doc_Holidude Campfire Regular Doc_Holidude Campfire Regular Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,234 C/NEPA WOODS That’s harder than a dump truck full of neck bones! Doc_Holidude Livin ain’t killed me yet, but it’s workin on it!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17126162 04/02/22 Joined: Mar 2022 Posts: 531 Third Rock From The Sun J JediWing19 Campfire Regular JediWing19 Campfire Regular J Joined: Mar 2022 Posts: 531 Third Rock From The Sun Sweating more than a whore in church.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17128825 04/03/22 Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 2,340 Moss, Tn. roverboy Campfire Regular roverboy Campfire Regular Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 2,340 Moss, Tn. Prettier than a bucket full of hog livers. Last edited by roverboy; 04/03/22. Why do I have to press 1, for English?

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17128831 04/03/22 Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC R Raferman Campfire Tracker Raferman Campfire Tracker R Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC Hotter n two boys kissin.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17129765 04/03/22 Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,234 C/NEPA WOODS Doc_Holidude Campfire Regular Doc_Holidude Campfire Regular Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,234 C/NEPA WOODS Prettier than a petunia in a patch of chigger weed! Livin ain’t killed me yet, but it’s workin on it!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17170928 04/17/22 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 362 T TheSOB Campfire Member TheSOB Campfire Member T Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 362 Colder than a school marms heart. So ugly, she could scare the flies off a gut wagon. So ugly, she could make a freight train take a dirt road. If he was a muskrat, he would chew off three legs and still be in the trap.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17173615 04/18/22 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 648 S SWGAShooter Campfire Regular SWGAShooter Campfire Regular S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 648 Scarcer than hens teeth. That dog won’t hunt. If his lips are moving, he’s lying. Feel like I have been rode hard and put up wet. I’m going to box your ears. I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Drunk as Cooter Brown. Highflutin. Rick Grimes for Governor "This isn't a democracy anymore"

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17182687 04/21/22 Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 211 M Mrhp Campfire Member Mrhp Campfire Member M Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 211 Hotter than a half fuxxed fox in a forest fire Hotter’n three in a bed Queer as a three dollar bill If ya can’t swallow it, spit it out She got a bee in her bonnet ( that’s when she is mad) Tighter than skin on a grape Tighter than 10 coats of paint The s h I t s gettin deep Last edited by Mrhp; 04/21/22.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17333983 06/13/22 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 4,699 Houston, TX T TXRam Campfire Tracker TXRam Campfire Tracker T Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 4,699 Houston, TX I heard this a lot growin’ up (we were pretty poor)… wish in one hand and $hit in the other and see which one fills up faster. We lived so far back in the woods we got Monday night football on Thursday night! Is a frogs a$$ water tight?!? That kids so ugly had to tie a pork chop around his/her neck to get the dogs to play with ‘em.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17356830 06/22/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota 𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐨𝐦: Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. The best sermons are lived, not preached. If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice. Don't corner something that is meaner than you. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you. It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way. Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply. Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. Don’t judge folks by their relatives. Silence is sometimes the best answer. Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin' you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’. Always drink upstream from the herd. Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. Most times, it just gets down to common sense. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Whelenman #17374343 06/27/22 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,073 Back home in Idaho M MickeyD Campfire Regular MickeyD Campfire Regular M Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,073 Back home in Idaho Originally Posted by Whelenman BOY? You call boy? I’ve got enough hair on my azz to weave two Indian blankets, and you call me boy?? Yep. And I'd call an alligator a lizard, too! ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings MickeyD #17436626 07/18/22 Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 128 TX L lee440 Campfire Member lee440 Campfire Member L Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 128 TX He would rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17531495 08/20/22 Joined: Feb 2021 Posts: 122 9 9Legend Campfire Member 9Legend Campfire Member 9 Joined: Feb 2021 Posts: 122 Uglier than an outhouse door on a tuna boat

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17531508 08/20/22 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 24,472 Bozeman, MT shrapnel Campfire Ranger shrapnel Campfire Ranger Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 24,472 Bozeman, MT “Does a bear $hit in the woods?” Is quite common, but this is real redneck: Are the Kennedys gun shy?

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17538920 08/22/22 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,042 In the Swamps DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,042 In the Swamps If chitt could fly he'd have wings. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17711087 10/18/22 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 1,947 New Mexico 16penny Campfire Regular 16penny Campfire Regular Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 1,947 New Mexico Shining like a diamond in a goat’s ass Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17727592 10/23/22 Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas MPat70 Campfire Tracker MPat70 Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas Looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every limb down. Talking about an ugly woman "I'd hit that.... With a baseball bat" I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole. I wouldn't fuçk her with your diçk Taste so good it'll make your tongue slap your brains out. Looks like something the dogs drug up and the cats won't drag off. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17727594 10/23/22 Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas MPat70 Campfire Tracker MPat70 Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas Southern women can say anything about someone else as long as they end it with "bless his/her heart" Example: that boy is stupider than stump water, bless his heart. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17727603 10/23/22 Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas MPat70 Campfire Tracker MPat70 Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas He's the sorryest SOB that ever schit behind a pair of shoes! Last edited by MPat70; 10/24/22. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17736507 10/26/22 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota If BS was a bumble bee you’d be a 747. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #17938489 12/24/22 Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,167 Retired CPO USN. Amarillo TX MAC Campfire Tracker MAC Campfire Tracker Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,167 Retired CPO USN. Amarillo TX Ugly enough to scare the squeal out of a pig. Tighter than bark on a tree. Dumber than 100 head of sheep. Strong enough to lift a car but not smart enough to drive it. His head is all bone, no brain. Come from a town of 100 people but only 2 last names. The only reason she is still a virgin is because she could outrun her brothers. You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #18075870 01/29/23 Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 3,470 MartinStrummer Campfire Tracker MartinStrummer Campfire Tracker Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 3,470 It was so hot, I saw a rattlesnake crawl into the campfire trying to find shade under the coffee pot. He talks so much, he musta been vaccinated with a Victrola needle. He'd climb a greased pole backwards to tell a lie rather than stand flat footed on the ground and tell the truth. He was so cross eyed, he could stand on Wednesday and look both ways for Sunday. Watch him, he'll steal the stink out of dirty. He's so tight, he'd skin a flea for his hide and tallow. She's cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon Hotter than an eleven dollar cook stove. He's about three turns tighter than tree bark. Ain't got the sense God gave a goose. He's scared of his own shadow. The boy wouldn't say "sooooie" if the hogs was eatin' 'im! I wouldn't take a gold monkey for it....or....I'd give a gold monkey to see that! Give a poor man a hundred dollars and the first thing he wants to do is join the country club and vote a republican ticket. A poor man voting for a republican is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders. Couldn't whup his way out of a wet paper sack. Quicker than two shakes of a dead lamb's tail. He was so mean, they had to hire pall bearers. He was so crooked, they had to screw him in the ground. Q: How do you make a Baptist laugh on Sunday? A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday! I couldn't catch a cafe on biscuit wheels If beer was a dime a bottle, I couldn't even buy a smell. I'm so broke I'd have to fart twice to make a scent. He's so tight he can make Lincoln squeal. He's so tight he squeaks when he walks. He's got nine and a half cents out of the first dime he ever made. He can turn on a dime and give you nine and a half cents change! Beat you like a red headed step child. Rather hear a fat boy fart than hear a pretty girl giggle. Last edited by MartinStrummer; 01/30/23.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #18103530 02/05/23 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,016 Alaska S Swamplord Campfire Tracker Swamplord Campfire Tracker S Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,016 Alaska Heard this ol' carpenter from down south comment about a hottie walking past the jobsite "She so skinny, It'd be like fkn a bag of antlers" "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants".

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #18174289 02/24/23 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 19,822 Alaska/Texas A APDDSN0864 Campfire Ranger APDDSN0864 Campfire Ranger A Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 19,822 Alaska/Texas Finer'n a frog's hair split three ways! Ed "Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #18236827 03/13/23 Joined: Mar 2022 Posts: 875 MI D Distridr Campfire Regular Distridr Campfire Regular D Joined: Mar 2022 Posts: 875 MI Baptists- wherever three or four are gathered, there's sure to be a fifth Save our kids - shoot your local drug dealer.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #18265553 03/21/23 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,786 Dakota Territory P P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,786 Dakota Territory Know why it's so hard to tell a redneck murder? Because there's no dental records, and all the DNA is the same.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #18305666 04/02/23 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. 1 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. Boy is so scrawny, he's only got one stripe on his pajamas there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #18355301 04/19/23 Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,529 Big Sky Country C Cntrmass Campfire Regular Cntrmass Campfire Regular C Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,529 Big Sky Country Drunker than Cooter Brown!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19106385 01/14/24 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 973 South G Gohip2000 Campfire Regular Gohip2000 Campfire Regular G Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 973 South Can't believe I didn't see this one: -well that went over like a fart in church -you need your moral compass recalibrated -she can suck a golfball through a garden hose -He's so crooked he swallows nails and poops out corkscrews -like a dog up a bone tree -so cold i can cut glass with my nipples -that fart'll strip the paint off a car door -she looks like a horse trying to eat an apple through a chain link fence -lifes a boner, ya gotta stick it out -it's movin at the speed of smell

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19107067 01/14/24 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. 1 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. Little monkey, you better eat a lot more bananas before you try to climb this tree there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19111568 01/15/24 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 Well I'll be sheep dipped! -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19113137 01/15/24 Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,964 SD R ruffcutt Campfire Tracker ruffcutt Campfire Tracker R Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,964 SD Meaner than a bitin’ sow. "I was born in the log cabin I helped my grandfather build"

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19158167 01/28/24 Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 83 S Stilhuntin Campfire Greenhorn Stilhuntin Campfire Greenhorn S Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 83 He ain’t worth two dead flies. He ain’t fit to make a crowd.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19165868 01/30/24 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. 1 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,480 a swamp in eastern n.c. Boy , are you that stupid or was you trained that way? there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19172908 02/02/24 Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 19,067 Colorado Springs, CO, USA S saddlesore Campfire Ranger saddlesore Campfire Ranger S Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 19,067 Colorado Springs, CO, USA You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19205775 02/12/24 Joined: Jun 2023 Posts: 46 Jensen Beach kinslayer1965 Campfire Greenhorn kinslayer1965 Campfire Greenhorn Joined: Jun 2023 Posts: 46 Jensen Beach Grew up so far back in the woods I was 16 years old before I found out my name wasn't GET WOOD. A man without a stick will get bitten even by sheep.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19206895 02/12/24 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada C castnblast Campfire Regular castnblast Campfire Regular C Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada If brains were bailing wire, that boy wouldn't have enough to short out the resistor in a firefly's as...

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #19376317 04/10/24 Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Bugger Campfire Outfitter Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,393 NE South Dakota Old cowboy sayings He was mad enough to swallow a horn-toad backwards. He’s so mean he’d steal a fly from a blind spider. He was so mean, he’d fight a rattler and give him the first bite. He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead man’s eyes. He made an ordinary fight look like a prayer meetin’. When I’m done with you, there won’t be enough left of you to snore. He was mean enough to eat off the same plate with a snake. He was so mad he could bite himself. He was mean enough to hunt bears with a hickory switch. I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally