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Redneck Sayings #16471734 09/26/21 Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 654 Central Texas R Ruger4Life OP Campfire Regular OP Ruger4Life Campfire Regular R Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 654 Central Texas Redneck sayings always crack me up, and I like to hear good ‘uns. Let’s hear yours! I’ll start with one: “That’s as dumb as puttin an elevator in an outhouse!” Smith and Wessons are Thoroughbreds; Rugers are Clydesdales —John Taffin

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16473619 09/27/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 O OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger O Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 Sun don't shine on a moonshine still -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16477427 09/28/21 Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,953 Danville IA I IA_fog Campfire Regular IA_fog Campfire Regular I Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,953 Danville IA That’s as worthless as tits on a boar We might have to be neighbors, but I don’t have to be neighborly. John Chisum

Re: Redneck Sayings IA_fog #16478584 09/28/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 O OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger O Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 Originally Posted by IA_fog That’s as worthless as tits on a boar or via Bob Hagel: (in print) "Useless as Mammeary Glands on a Slab of Bacon" -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16478992 09/28/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,151 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,151 TX “He’s so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of a boot with directions on the bottom” "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16483171 09/29/21 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,578 Lake Iliamna Alaska waterrat Campfire Regular waterrat Campfire Regular Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,578 Lake Iliamna Alaska He's as tough as an old Hobo turd. I tend to use more than enough gun

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16483285 09/30/21 Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 19,098 Arkansas milespatton Campfire Ranger milespatton Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 19,098 Arkansas Tough as 2 yellow toe nails. miles Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16483361 09/30/21 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,253 Chassohowitzka, FL M Muffin Campfire Outfitter Muffin Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,253 Chassohowitzka, FL Speaking of rain: '...it was a toad strangler...' or '...it's rainin' like a two tailed cow pizzin on a flat rock...' "...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867 ( . Y . )

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16492204 10/02/21 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,154 georgia 21 Campfire Regular 21 Campfire Regular Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,154 georgia It’s so far back in the woods, they have to pipe daylight in. "Never force anything, just get a bigger hammer".

Re: Redneck Sayings 21 #16492215 10/02/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,151 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,151 TX Originally Posted by 21 It’s so far back in the woods, they have to pipe daylight in. LOL. Haven’t heard that one in YEARS. "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings chlinstructor #16492798 10/03/21 Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 14,141 The town Del Shannon made famo... Whelenman Campfire Outfitter Whelenman Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 14,141 The town Del Shannon made famo... BOY? You call boy? I’ve got enough hair on my azz to weave two Indian blankets, and you call me boy?? Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.

Re: Redneck Sayings chlinstructor #16495196 10/03/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 O OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger O Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 Originally Posted by chlinstructor Originally Posted by 21 It’s so far back in the woods, they have to pipe daylight in. LOL. Haven’t heard that one in YEARS. otherwise known as a "coon's age...." Last edited by OldmanoftheSea; 10/03/21. -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16495551 10/03/21 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,040 In the Swamps DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,040 In the Swamps Worn slap out. I reckon. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16509103 10/08/21 Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 663 colorado T tmax264 Campfire Regular tmax264 Campfire Regular T Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 663 colorado Busier than a 1-legged man at an ass-kicking An armed member in a country is a citizen, an unarmed member is a subject.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16510093 10/08/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 O OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger O Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,911 she drawin' 'em like a salt lick. -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16510330 10/08/21 Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,964 SD R ruffcutt Campfire Tracker ruffcutt Campfire Tracker R Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,964 SD “Happier than a gopher in soft dirt” and “that’ll knock the ham off the hog” courtesy Jed Clampett Last edited by ruffcutt; 10/08/21. "I was born in the log cabin I helped my grandfather build"

Re: Redneck Sayings Whelenman #16510606 10/08/21 Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,743 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,743 Clinging to our God and Guns Originally Posted by Whelenman BOY? You call boy? I’ve got enough hair on my azz to weave two Indian blankets, and you call me boy?? Can stand in a ditch and piss in the dump truck, And you call me a boy! Leanin' toward Fishers. Cattywampuss. Last edited by Dillonbuck; 10/08/21. Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16510626 10/08/21 Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC R Raferman Campfire Tracker Raferman Campfire Tracker R Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC Better feel again.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16511119 10/09/21 Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 975 Ft. Bradon, northern Florida S Sherwood Campfire Regular Sherwood Campfire Regular S Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 975 Ft. Bradon, northern Florida Famous last words of a redneck: "You all watch this". Sherwood FIRE UP THE GRILL - is NOT catch and release!

Re: Redneck Sayings Sherwood #16512328 10/09/21 Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 19,067 Colorado Springs, CO, USA S saddlesore Campfire Ranger saddlesore Campfire Ranger S Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 19,067 Colorado Springs, CO, USA Originally Posted by Sherwood Famous last words of a redneck: "You all watch this". Sherwood No, it is " Hold my beer and you all watch this" If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles