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My dad always said: "Son, you know when you've screwed up when you walk in the house and the ol' lady is sitting on the flour barrel with her legs closed! No biscuits and no lovin' to be had!" 😂😂😂😂

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When all your chit is piled on the street.


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When she is growling like a damn dog.

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Originally Posted by Huntz
When all your chit is piled on the street.


. . . and all the locks on the house have been changed.

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When she calls me by my first name.


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When she’s not talking.


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Originally Posted by SandBilly
When she’s not talking.


Yup.


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Well, she never keeps her displeasure from showing, so it's never a mystery.


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An old man once told me, "I may be wear the pants in the family, but I know who wears the panties. And, if I wanna get in them panties..."


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When you ask what's wrong, and she says, NOTHING! laugh


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My wife never complains.

I assume it’s due to being married to Flave.


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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by SandBilly
When she’s not talking.


Yup.


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Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed!


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Originally Posted by rickt300
Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed!

Haha, for sure. smile

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Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed!



I just tell mine it’s ok she is over the target.

Trust the plan baby.

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A few years ago I came home and I could tell the wife wasn't happy. I'm going through the list... not her birthday, not a holiday, not anniversary... just a regular week day. After awhile of her walking around with her back to me I'm like... WHAT!

You forgot!

Forgot what?

Our anniversary.

It's november...

Yes.

Uhh we were married in April...

Silence... then... Oh ya...

Then she was happy as could be the rest of the evening.

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Originally Posted by SandBilly
When she’s not talking.


Whatever you did, keep doing it.

If you want to know whether the dog or wife loves you the most, lock them both in the trunk for an hour. See which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.


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