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Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16484887 09/30/21
Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas MPat70 OP Campfire Tracker
OP MPat70 Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas	True story. My ex used to asked me often if I'd cheat on her. I'd always say "don't know, hasn't happened yet" she never did like that answer. 😁 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16484892 09/30/21
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Seafire Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 42,722 Southern Oregon USA	Diane honey, I love screwing my brains out with you.... wife response... " My name is Kathy, not Diane" "Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC “Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16484929 09/30/21
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14,231 N.E.Wisconsin H Huntz Campfire Outfitter
Huntz Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14,231 N.E.Wisconsin	I think I see a Volkswagen in your snatch. Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience

Re: Things not to say to your wife Huntz #16484934 09/30/21
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,031 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,031 Texas	Originally Posted by Huntz I think I see a Volkswagen in your snatch. 😀😀😀

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485553 09/30/21
Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,197 Southeast Arkansas B Buck720 Campfire Regular
Buck720 Campfire Regular B Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,197 Southeast Arkansas	I’m buying a Ruger trifecta for $3000

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Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485607 09/30/21
Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota goalie Campfire Outfitter
goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota	I told mine to calm down last week. It didn't go over well, but she needed to be told. She started acting like a covtard when our son was "exposed" to covid. She calmed down. Eventually. I'd say it again. And, when he tested negative, I said I told you so.

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485685 09/30/21
Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,730 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna
wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,730 Iowa/NW Ontario	'No'. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Things not to say to your wife wabigoon #16485791 09/30/21
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Muffin Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,257 Chassohowitzka, FL	Originally Posted by wabigoon 'No'. So I was laying on the couch one afternoon after work, the wife asks '...did you do thus and such like I asked...' (I don't even remember what it was) NO! I responded. to which she asks '...what do you mean NO!?...' I sat up and said '...babe, it's a two letter word, which one gave you the trouble...' THAT, is NOT the correct response to 'what do you mean NO!? YMMV................ "...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867 ( . Y . )

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485818 09/30/21
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RS308MX Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,951 Saratoga County, NY	Next time open the beer before you hand it to me. Fall seven times, stand up eight.

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485823 09/30/21
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Raferman Campfire Tracker R Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC	Wat dat mouf doo?

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Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485827 09/30/21
Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,238 Tejas JohnnyLoco Campfire Outfitter
JohnnyLoco Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,238 Tejas	“Are you hormonal ?”

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485834 09/30/21
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renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,015 Clarksville, TN	Mow the Lawn??? 👍👍👍

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485839 09/30/21
Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter
High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX	So I used to come home from work, pour a nice single malt and settle into the couch to relax and watch a movie. The ex had an annoying habit of standing in from of me, blocking the TV and asking me all manner of idiotic questions. Once, when I had enough after she asked me yet another idiotic question, I hiked my leg and farted violently asking her if that answered her question? The look of incredulity on her face was priceless. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485840 09/30/21
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,837 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,837 TN	Hey Slim, you puttin on a few lbs?? lol

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485854 09/30/21
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,490 Metairie, LA PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger
PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,490 Metairie, LA	You know how they say you should never argue with your wife because she's always right? Well, if she ever accuses you of loving your dog more than you love her, argue with her even though she's right.

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485856 09/30/21
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bubbajay Campfire Regular B Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,224 Moorhead, MN	You either need a snickers bar or a nap….

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485946 09/30/21
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rainierrifleco Campfire Tracker R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,777 SE Neb	Somone asked how long we been married I said 2 They sad 2 years it’s been over 30 I say 2 long I will heal eventually

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485950 09/30/21
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,777 SE Neb R rainierrifleco Campfire Tracker
rainierrifleco Campfire Tracker R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,777 SE Neb	Lock your wife and dog in the trunk of your car and see which one is glad to see you when it’s open

Re: Things not to say to your wife PaulBarnard #16485989 09/30/21
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BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Originally Posted by PaulBarnard You know how they say you should never argue with your wife because she's always right? Well, if she ever accuses you of loving your dog more than you love her, argue with her even though she's right. OK COVTARD FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16485997 09/30/21
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Tide_Change Campfire Tracker T Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,908 Beaver Nation!	"Can you sing from your diaphragm?"

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