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... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?
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I would disagree. More like 40. 60 is when they fart in public, loudly.
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... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?
I hope never.
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... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?
I hope never.
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Met the wife when we were 24, she’s done it since then and we are almost 40.
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Apparently you are supposed to close the lid when you flush too.
I am MAGA.
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Just a guess:
After they stop taking their girlfriends into the stall with them?
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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Nearly every morning when I take a shower to get ready for work, my wife comes in the bathroom and takes a dump.
In the toilet, not the shower.
I told her a few years ago that I wouldn't know how to shampoo my hair without smelling her shít.
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Nearly every morning when I take a shower to get ready for work, my wife comes in the bathroom and takes a dump.
In the toilet, not the shower.
I told her a few years ago that I wouldn't know how to shampoo my hair without smelling her shít. We would not tolerate that. They aren't even allowed to run water in the house while I take a shower.
I am MAGA.
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Nearly every morning when I take a shower to get ready for work, my wife comes in the bathroom and takes a dump.
In the toilet, not the shower.
I told her a few years ago that I wouldn't know how to shampoo my hair without smelling her shít. We would not tolerate that. They aren't even allowed to run water in the house while I take a shower. #showerNazi
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I don't like this thread.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Apparently you are supposed to close the lid when you flush too.
So I've heard. And scrub the smear.
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... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?
Of all three times for Miss Toot to be MIA, she picks now.......
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Nearly every morning when I take a shower to get ready for work, my wife comes in the bathroom and takes a dump.
In the toilet, not the shower.
I told her a few years ago that I wouldn't know how to shampoo my hair without smelling her shít. We would not tolerate that. They aren't even allowed to run water in the house while I take a shower. #showerNazi I am classified as a Destructive Device...and I only bathe occasionally. I am not to be fugged with during my weekly wash.
I am MAGA.
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I regret ever clicking on this thread.
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... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?
If I recall correctly, some of them stop closing the door when they're around 25, or so. It was problematic when I lived in a two bedroom house with a roommate and the one bathroom was in my bedroom. It freaked my girlfriend out a little. We've been marked 35 years now though, so I guess it's a good thing.
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