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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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Those are wild corn dogs, aren't they? Tried one once. No amount of mustard made it edible.
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Pussy willows taste like chicken.
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Hmmm, they don't taste like pu...?
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I've eaten the young shoots and they are pretty good. The company at the time may have influenced my opinion..
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I've eaten the young spring shoots also, quite good, much like asparagus.
After the first shot the rest are just noise.
Make mine a Minaska
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The roots are really good - basically a wild potato. During my time on the staff of the AF Survival School, I always appreciated my time in the woods at Cusick. I had my private cattail patches to dig roots and cook them. The heads of the stalks can be ground into a sort of flour and a flat bread made from it. I always found it a bit wanting for taste, but one could survive on it. Here in NE Washington, the camas is the same way - the roots collected and ground for a flour to make bread. Only one problem is that there is a white camas and a blue camas - one is deadly poison, the other tastes pretty darn good. The Indians named the white camas the "death camas", and the only way to tell them apart is when they are flowering. Sorry I got a little long.
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Anyone who’s eaten in a Chinese joint has likely eaten not just the tails, but the rest of the cat as well.
Even the Chinese joke about it….
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If you likes to eat cattails, you gonna think you died and went to heaven when you try some fried chiggum!!
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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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Anyone who’s eaten in a Chinese joint has likely eaten not just the tails, but the rest of the cat as well.
Even the Chinese joke about it…. From an old Richard Prior Comedy Album “You order schitt, you eat schitt! “ 😬
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Ate 'em in Boy Sprouts for my survival merit badge. The roots. That was enough.
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Cat isn't bad, you know. White meat. If you go to Mexico and have street food, just remember that "taco" spelled backwards is "O...cat!"
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Dad taught us to light a cattail for lighting fireworks. They would burn long and slow. We called them punks.
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Pussy willows taste like chicken. Yeah but if you plant pussy willows next to dîck weed you will have a bunch of cumquats to deal with later! 🤦🏻♂️
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