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Re: Redneck Sayings saddlesore #16512335 10/09/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,164 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,164 TX Originally Posted by saddlesore Originally Posted by Sherwood Famous last words of a redneck: "You all watch this". Sherwood No, it is " Hold my beer and you all watch this" Yep. Except it’s y’all instead of you all. 🤠 Last edited by chlinstructor; 10/09/21. "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16512790 10/09/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,004 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,004 elbow to ribs, chin point, fiyah her up..... -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16512827 10/09/21 Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 19,232 B Blackheart Campfire Ranger Blackheart Campfire Ranger B Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 19,232 Harder than woodpecker lips Slicker than a pocket full of pudding Uglier than homemade soap Finer than frog fur Darker than the inside of a wolf

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16513803 10/10/21 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,730 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,730 Iowa/NW Ontario Sticker than a harrow at midnight. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16520406 10/12/21 Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,529 Big Sky Country C Cntrmass Campfire Regular Cntrmass Campfire Regular C Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,529 Big Sky Country More nervous than a cat in a room full of rockin chairs. Crazier than a run over dog!

Re: Redneck Sayings chlinstructor #16523992 10/13/21 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 321 E. Texas, N. Louisiana jkingrph Campfire Member jkingrph Campfire Member Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 321 E. Texas, N. Louisiana Originally Posted by chlinstructor “He’s so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of a boot with directions on the bottom” My father always said directions on the heel!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16524498 10/13/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,004 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,004 smells like a skunk in heat -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16528647 10/14/21 Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,960 Danville IA I IA_fog Campfire Regular IA_fog Campfire Regular I Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,960 Danville IA If it cost a quarter to go round the world I couldn’t get out of sight We might have to be neighbors, but I don’t have to be neighborly. John Chisum

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16532683 10/15/21 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada C castnblast Campfire Regular castnblast Campfire Regular C Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada We were so poor I couldn't pay attention!

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16532685 10/15/21 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada C castnblast Campfire Regular castnblast Campfire Regular C Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada As busy as a one armed wallpaper hanger on a windy day...

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16532686 10/15/21 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada C castnblast Campfire Regular castnblast Campfire Regular C Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,325 Saskatchewan, Canada The land here is so flat, you can watch your dog run away, for three days

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16547586 10/20/21 Joined: Aug 2016 Posts: 7 S Starprairie New Member Starprairie New Member S Joined: Aug 2016 Posts: 7 He couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a thousand dollar bill taped to his forehead.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16548066 10/21/21 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 11,030 so cal pal Campfire Outfitter pal Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 11,030 so cal "That girl had buck-teeth so bad she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence with her mouth closed." "There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon "...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16548104 10/21/21 Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 19,102 Arkansas milespatton Campfire Ranger milespatton Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 19,102 Arkansas She can eat peanuts out of a hot sauce bottle. miles Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16552920 10/22/21 Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 916 Tucson, Arizona Old_Tucson Campfire Regular Old_Tucson Campfire Regular Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 916 Tucson, Arizona One coon-ass to another asking how deep in the swamp he comes from. "Hey, where yo watermark at" ? Dad always said, "Nadie Nacio Ensenado" (No One Was Born Taught)

Re: Redneck Sayings castnblast #16556335 10/23/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,164 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,164 TX Originally Posted by castnblast We were so poor I couldn't pay attention! Grown up, one of my friends Dad always used that one when he talked about growing up in the Depression Era. "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16559698 10/25/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,004 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,004 slat sided woman -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16559785 10/25/21 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,845 The RED part of MD S StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,845 The RED part of MD When asked, "where are we gonna go?" Answer, "We're gonna go to hell if we don't change our ways". "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16574833 10/29/21 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,418 Northern Hill Country D DesertMuleDeer Campfire Tracker DesertMuleDeer Campfire Tracker D Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,418 Northern Hill Country Cuter than a bug's ear So sour it'd make a pig squeal Both courtesy of mom's family.

Re: Redneck Sayings Ruger4Life #16575181 10/30/21 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,157 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,157 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... That boy is smart as a horse and hung like Einstein. Jim Conrad is big enough to eat hay and shìt in the road. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender