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"I would totally come back to work," said Buttigieg as he held his new baby, "but I need to take my paternity leave followed by several more months of maternity leave. Plus, as the twins' mother, I drew the short straw and got breastfeeding duty! These babies are keeping me up all hours of the night to breastfeed! Buttigieg also cited his need for extended bed rest following a difficult labor. "It really did a number on me," he said. "I'm still so tired and hormonal, and those varicose veins and stretch marks! So many stretch marks!" Sources later confirmed the varicose veins and stretch marks were unrelated to the new babies. The Buttigieg's confirmed they are supplementing with infant formula since breastfeeding has proven difficult. "We thought there might have been a problem when the babies started losing a ton of weight. Thankfully, our house servant María told us about baby formula which really helps!"
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oh my.........
I thought I had issues
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Obviously that numbnuts knows little about anything, and even less about anatomy.
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That kid is gonna get harassed in school. LOL
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It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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one of biden's boys.................
sorry POS
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Hahaha!
That Babylon Bee.....
I am MAGA.
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imagine.........
a male human marrying another male human
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Makes ya wonder when they walk by an outhouse if it gives them a hardon. Edk
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Gonna be one [bleep] up child.............
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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only offspring he's springin' is a turd baby
My diploma is a DD214
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Meanwhile, Christmas is cancelled because Santa’s containers from China are anchored off the Kali coast……..
What fresh Hell is this?
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imagine.........
a male human marrying another male human
No thank you. With all due respect I don’t want to imagine that, wonder about that, try to comprehend that, be forced to accept that as normal, or even know it’s going on. Osky
A woman's heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth and I can find no sign on it.
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Meanwhile, Christmas is cancelled because Santa’s containers from China are anchored off the Kali coast…….. I hope Santa got vaccinated LOL
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It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Adam and Steve it sounds like.
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IF ALL THE IDIOTS IN ALL THE VILLAGES LEFT THEIR VILLAGES AND FORMED THEIR OWN VILLAGE OF IDIOTS
IN THAT VILLAGE BUTTIGIEG WOULD BE THE VILLAGE IDIOT
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom." MOLON LABE
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He came closer than most to being POTUS. That’s how fugked up this country is now.
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Thanks Guys i needed a good laugh,and got it reading all the comments...But most are true crazy [bleep]....I still remember the picture I seen with Buttigieg and his I guess wife in that bed with those twins. Those poor kids are going to live a unnormal life.
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Pardon me while I wretch.
Old Corps
Semper Fi
Get off my lawn.
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Poor sonofabitch is hopeless. Damn!
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