I always figured back when I was a chick magnet I could have made a decent living farming myself out at stud to the Amish community!
Laughing, ever see "A Boy And His Dog"?
He'd be all excited until they showed him the milking machine. I worked in Montana one summer during college. There was a Mennonite community nearby and the guys I worked with always told me that if I turned up missing they'd know the Mennonites or whatever had kidnapped me fir new blood. I was 6'3" 240 pounds and benched about 380 at the time.
The guys i worked with said that local group paid good money for baby batter from tall strong blond haired blue eyed guys. I guess that group was from Germany originally so my coworkers though they were Arian. They called me Hitlers poster child and teased me all the time about sell me to them.
I actually got a real offer in about 2004 from a Brazilian family to give them a helping hand with having a kid. A classmate in MBA school was from Brazil and knew a couple back home that wanted him to find a tall light skinned blond haired blue eyed guy in Grad school to send them some seeds. The offer thousands but I couldn't stand the idea of having a kid somewhere in Brazil I'd never get to meet. I guess Brazilians are pretty racist and light skined kids are thought to get more advantages in their country.
Dont know why some people put the amish, mennonites, hudderites Ect ect ect. Up on such a fughing pedestal.
All I see are religious exemption tax cheats when I look at em. Playing any angle they can for benjamins or govt benefits... Not to mention they are some poaching game pig sunsabytches around here too...
Their women sure do love playing with their smart phones in wally world.
But yet they have kids answering a ph at some business. Only at set hours can ya call.
Seen that stupid schit going to get stove parts with slumlord at some shop they had up in kentucky.
Haha
Little Enoch Stoltzfus answers the phone for his Pater’s business in a 4x4 plywood “call shack” 100ft from state of the art metal fabriks welding shop/electric meat processing sales floor/plumbing shop
7 year old kid cant answer any questions
I always told that kid to run and go get the English driver and have him call me on the driver’s celly phone.
Amish around here weigh 300 lbs, drive brand spankin new john deer and spray hella chemicals
They’ll demolish a Golden Corral. Roll up in 3 white vans and hit it like Omaha Beach
Those are Mennonite, not Amish.
Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
All jokes aside, I have worked with the Amish quite a bit as we are smack dab in the middle of em and when one needs some construction projects done or fencing done an Amish crew is worth their weight in gold, the other white folk laborers in this region, not so much! If I had the resources to get another concrete type business going I would train the Amish and let em have at it! Some of the womenfolk are cute AF too!
Dont know why some people put the amish, mennonites, hudderites Ect ect ect. Up on such a fughing pedestal.
All I see are religious exemption tax cheats when I look at em. Playing any angle they can for benjamins or govt benefits... Not to mention they are some poaching game pig sunsabytches around here too...
I don't know about Amish or Mennonites so much but the Hutterites will rob you blind if they think you're not looking...
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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