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In any post, ever?


Epstein didn't kill himself.

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Biden didn't win the election.
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Originally Posted by RiverRider
Wasn't GG the optometrist faced with a career decision about five years ago, and posted about it here looking for advice?


No he was a moron that worked in Walmart optical center recommending frames and squirting an occasional dash of windex on wilford Brimley glasses

Career choice was their broke asses couldnt afford the cost of living in the growing community around them.

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Dang,


Just a glass cleaner?


He didn’t get to say…..

1 or 2.

2 or 3.

3 or 4.

Clearer or blurrier….


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by RiverRider
Wasn't GG the optometrist faced with a career decision about five years ago, and posted about it here looking for advice?


No he was a moron that worked in Walmart optical center recommending frames and squirting an occasional dash of windex on wilford Brimley glasses

Career choice was their broke asses couldnt afford the cost of living in the growing community around them.


LOL


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Rooster tell us another story!


Sorry man, that story came from the high (low?) points of what I have gleaned from the Goph's posts over the years. I have never met the guy but like Kamo said way back in this thread, you can start to see a pattern with people that are full of chidt. (paraphrasing)

I'm sure there are plenty of stories others could tell about the dick face though!

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There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...



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Like some others, I can’t believe I missed this first time around.


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One of my favorite campfire stories ever...


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So I hit this property in Lakeville I recently got permission to hunt again this morning. Lots of cut trails running everywhere-still doing recon to sort things out. Posted for about an hour and a half this morning, and then walked a couple more trails. Come around a curve in this trail, look to my left and there's a buck standing eyeballilng me. 'Unsling the 870 off my shoulder and bring it into position just as I hear "please don't shoot the decoy!" Never even saw the guy. I was just about shaking from an "Oh Schidt" moment. Took about 5 steps towards the decoy and finally saw the guy up in a portable stand. He had camo burlap up around him and dropped it down so I could see his orange. Rut's done around here-why's he hunting over a decoy?

'First time I ever encountered a decoy in the woods, and I was probably within less than a second of shooting it. 'Gotta be much more careful from now on. Lesson learned.


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Originally Posted by tzone
One of my favorite campfire stories ever...


Originally Posted by gophergunner
So I hit this property in Lakeville I recently got permission to hunt again this morning. Lots of cut trails running everywhere-still doing recon to sort things out. Posted for about an hour and a half this morning, and then walked a couple more trails. Come around a curve in this trail, look to my left and there's a buck standing eyeballilng me. 'Unsling the 870 off my shoulder and bring it into position just as I hear "please don't shoot the decoy!" Never even saw the guy. I was just about shaking from an "Oh Schidt" moment. Took about 5 steps towards the decoy and finally saw the guy up in a portable stand. He had camo burlap up around him and dropped it down so I could see his orange. Rut's done around here-why's he hunting over a decoy?

'First time I ever encountered a decoy in the woods, and I was probably within less than a second of shooting it. 'Gotta be much more careful from now on. Lesson learned.


That was an instant classic

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That’s unreal, if you almost shoot a decoy it’s a sign that you should give up hunting. Wow.

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Originally Posted by tzone
One of my favorite campfire stories ever...


Originally Posted by gophergunner
So I hit this property in Lakeville I recently got permission to hunt again this morning. Lots of cut trails running everywhere-still doing recon to sort things out. Posted for about an hour and a half this morning, and then walked a couple more trails. Come around a curve in this trail, look to my left and there's a buck standing eyeballilng me. 'Unsling the 870 off my shoulder and bring it into position just as I hear "please don't shoot the decoy!" Never even saw the guy. I was just about shaking from an "Oh Schidt" moment. Took about 5 steps towards the decoy and finally saw the guy up in a portable stand. He had camo burlap up around him and dropped it down so I could see his orange. Rut's done around here-why's he hunting over a decoy?

'First time I ever encountered a decoy in the woods, and I was probably within less than a second of shooting it. 'Gotta be much more careful from now on. Lesson learned.



Lmao

There it is! I mis-remembered the 870 part. I thought he was muzzleloading.

Still hilarious.


The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

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Originally Posted by Tide_Change
You don't make Oracle by looking at your keyboard.


My gawd.

This is brilliant!


It really is. lol


The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...



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Since Sir Stubbs is back on the circuit, I thought I'd bump this up for any newbs, or regular members who missed, or for whatever reason aren't familiar with the shocking scumbaggery and thievery perpetrated on the generous and good folks here on the 'Fire by member 'Gophergunner'.

If honor and justice was what it used to be, he'd have been summarily and properly horsewhipped half to death in the town square and had brands burned into his forehead and palms, marked 'T' for THIEF.

May you and all your lineage marinate in abject shame for all time for what you did, Jeff G., and here's hoping that if your family name is ever invoked it is disgust and ridicule. Your surname is entirely appropriate.

I don't mean to belabor the point as far as hoping people here stay vigilant-- and be very cautious-- about taking what other members post at face value.
This is NOT a shot at folks, but would like those here to note just how many members here offered blanket support, kind blessings and prayers for this fugkiing parasite. He almost got away with it free and clear, and was obviously in the process of fleecing members here again.

FWIW.

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Prayers for your complete recovery

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I’m sure he is sucking wabgoon sympathy on the secret facebook schmuck’s club

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Originally Posted by thumbcocker
Prayers for your complete recovery

Me too. As long as his 'recovery' is from having his hands, ears, tongue and feet cut off and one eye put out.

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I heard about this train wreck of a while back but I never seen it first time till now oh my..

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Jeff G with a fitting surname, huh?

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