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we got the point.
done that once.

East of Alpine or down in the burbs?

Better yet, right there in Mission Valley?

Anyone been to ScottF’s place since he got an indoor bucket?

When this whole covid bs started all the restaurants shut down, no place to get food or take a dumper!

Was it hitting close to home?

Porta Potti Wadi..

And a store-bought bucket at that! I thought everybody used hydraulic fluid buckets.

I do know a guy that had to hang his backside off his bow-stand when the bubble guts hit him hard. Then he had to climb down his stick ladder through all the wreckage. Probably let it rain a few times before hunting there again.

Been packing a roll or 2 in my truck for the last 20+ years. Stomach issues since I was about 8 so I never know when it's going to hit.

Have pulled over on the side of highways and gravel roads to use it too.

Swung into a truck stop a month or so ago in what I thought was an emergency. Walk into the schitter and on 3 or 4 stalls and 4 urinals. Waited about 5 minutes worried I was going to have to back up to a urinal if things didn't get better. The pain eased and I finally slipped up the road to a rest stop about 5 miles away. Who has ever seen a gas station/truck stop w so few toilets and urinals!!

Out w a bud 2 winters ago looking for coyotes when it hit him. I stopped right in the middle of a gravel road between 2 houses and he took a schitt right by the front tire of my pickup, had a few horses as an audience.

After he got back in the truck he let me know that he had been out half the night before wound up on Coronas.

You just need to lower your expectations......

You ain't lived till you've sheit on I-75 in Atlanta during rush hour traffic.

Yup had that happen. I was coming home from a business trip to Boston and suddenly nature called and it wouldn't wait. I pulled onto an interstate ramp and drove onto the edge of the grass and ran into the woods out of sight from the ramp. The countdown had started and we were at t minus 1 so I dropped the drawers just ahead of the rush and let it go. Just then I heard honking and the woods that I ran through was just a narrow pile of trees separating the ramp from the main interstate. There I was in full view of everyone. To make matters worse I didn't have any TP. It wasn't my finest moment.

I have one of those at the storage unit, but mine has a garbage bag in it to keep the bucket clean. Gatorade bottles make a good emergency urinal if your bladder isn't too full.

I call it the emergency bucket in my dock house. Plastic bags and a roll will save a man when the nearest can is over a hundred yards away uphill

I'd crap on the steps of the local courthouse if I had to prevent crapping in my pants! Radiation made me do that for a bit and there was no warning!!

That's the goal of the world-wide "Build back Better/ One World Gov't. agenda.

Well, not for the top few thousand and their immediate underlings. Just the so-called middle class.

Serfs, peons, and slaves don't need no stinking TP or chithouses.

You guys just ain't living until your inside chitter has wheels on it. Sorry- no pic- I'll get one next time to the Lobo cabin. I did get the outhouse upright once the snow melted. And anchored down - a bag of concrete mix and some halibut ground line....

If I'm crapping sideways, I want it due to wind, not construction position....

I did have a picture...

The view down there in the shed/shop ain't much. I'm thinking I should move it up to one of the decks, at least in summer. Give the neighbors something to talk about, other than scenery.

Wow!

Know that area. SO BUSY !!!!!!

Spent years long haul trucking, beside the tires, perched on the frame,
In a trailer into a Wal-Mart bag holding the handles, in a trash bag lined scrub bucket in the truck....worst was in the pants, sick with food poisoning.

To the OP.
It's not help, they can't find schidt paper!😁

Oh, forgot.
Somewhere on a US highway on a South Georgia evening, holding it
through a couple little burgs without a place to fit a rig.
Finally had to stop on a long, straight, flat stretch. Sat under the trailer,
between the drives and landing gear. When I left, there was a pile with paper in the middle of the road.

Only thing that would have been better ,is if it had been Jersey.