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We still doing facebook?

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Cant see nothing other than dumb FB link page.
I don't do the FB....


Some broad drop a steamer in public or something???

Can anyone post a pic of what happened.šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©?????

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Originally Posted by slumlord
We still doing facebook?

Nope got this in an Email.Pretty damn funny.


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Splain it?

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not as bad as me exploding all over the toilet and wall in stripes the other day.


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Originally Posted by stxhunter
not as bad as me exploding all over the toilet and wall in stripes the other day.


If you were in the bathroom of Taco Bell, thatā€™s pretty much standard.


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Always check the TP first

And why care about it going down?

I always leave floaters for the Lowes mexis

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I went into a McDonald's bathroom once that had schit everywhere but the toilet. Accented by a schitty azz print on the floor.

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Seriously, get a life.


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Always check the TP first

And why care about it going down?

I always leave floaters for the Lowes mexis


Unless youā€™re at the point of no returnā€¦ā€¦


Committed.


Bubble guts hit me in ā€œOlliesā€™ - Good Stuff Cheapā€

I like shopping there. $3 books. And last years Christmas candy.


Did the mud butts boogie to the bathroom.

Got inā€¦.


No toilet seat!!

Damn you Ollie! šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬.

Had to hover over like a flying saucer.

Do the bizā€¦.

Fuggin commode donā€™t flush.

Damn you Ollie x 2.


Felt bad for leaving it wreckedā€¦

Hurried on out, didnā€™t even finish shopping.


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Originally Posted by stxhunter
not as bad as me exploding all over the toilet and wall in stripes the other day.


What had you cooked up just prior to that incident, Roger. I just want to make a note of that in case i ever get down that way.


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The thread title - wasn't that a movie about Billie Holiday?


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Always check the TP first

And why care about it going down?

I always leave floaters for the Lowes mexis


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Ecc 10:2
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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always check the TP first

And why care about it going down?

I always leave floaters for the Lowes mexis


Unless youā€™re at the point of no returnā€¦ā€¦


Committed.


Bubble guts hit me in ā€œOlliesā€™ - Good Stuff Cheapā€

I like shopping there. $3 books. And last years Christmas candy.


Did the mud butts boogie to the bathroom.

Got inā€¦.


No toilet seat!!

Damn you Ollie! šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬.

Had to hover over like a flying saucer.

Do the bizā€¦.

Fuggin commode donā€™t flush.

Damn you Ollie x 2.


Felt bad for leaving it wreckedā€¦

Hurried on out, didnā€™t even finish shopping.


Hahaha

You took a dump in Ollieā€™s ?

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Do they put something in the garbage fast food you guys eat to make you crave it fortnightly?


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That chit was hard to watch........

I always thought the difference between tootytang and poontang was in the direction of the arse wipe .....

That gal totally messed that theory up.

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Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.

They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.

Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went.


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Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.

They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.

Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went.


Now thatā€™s funny!!šŸ˜‹


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Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Ex FIL had it hit him one morning on his way to turkey hunt. Rushed into the bathroom at a gas station, hit the toilet and thought it was odd that the toilet was in the open and not in a stall.

They were working on the flange and had sat the toilet out in the open area next to the wall, of course no way to flush.

Got the TP out of the stall, wiped his ass and out the door he went.

Iā€™m crying here šŸ˜‚


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