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Stx gonna write a country song about not winning the lotto while fugking his cousin with one ear and a bleeding nostril that never dripped into his perfect brisket just before he kicked everyone’s ass and fugked everyone’s wife whilst drinking every beer without getting drunk and still going to work just before his lifelong friend took him fishing before crashing his boat into a pile of rocks that shouldn’t have been there to begin with.



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Originally Posted by deflave
Stx gonna write a country song about not winning the lotto while fugking his cousin with one ear and a bleeding nostril that never dripped into his perfect brisket just before he kicked everyone’s ass and fugked everyone’s wife whilst drinking every beer without getting drunk and still going to work just before his lifelong friend took him fishing before crashing his boat into a pile of rocks that shouldn’t have been there to begin with.



Can someone translate this incoherent diatribe please?


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Originally Posted by deflave
Stx gonna write a country song about not winning the lotto while fugking his cousin with one ear and a bleeding nostril that never dripped into his perfect brisket just before he kicked everyone’s ass and fugked everyone’s wife whilst drinking every beer without getting drunk and still going to work just before his lifelong friend took him fishing before crashing his boat into a pile of rocks that shouldn’t have been there to begin with.



Can someone translate this incoherent diatribe please?


Sure.

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Keep your shenanigans to the retards, you're punching above your weight this time buddy.
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This one is pretty decent too for 2 guys doing it live, with an accordion.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Stx gonna write a country song about not winning the lotto while fugking his cousin with one ear and a bleeding nostril that never dripped into his perfect brisket just before he kicked everyone’s ass and fugked everyone’s wife whilst drinking every beer without getting drunk and still going to work just before his lifelong friend took him fishing before crashing his boat into a pile of rocks that shouldn’t have been there to begin with.


lmao, it would be a hit.


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Or maybe, I would have to lower my IQ 100 pts, and put my mind in the gutter and roll in it in order to stoop to your level? I think so. No thank you


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Or maybe, I would have to lower my IQ 100 pts, and put my mind in the gutter and roll in it in order to stoop to your level? I think so. No thank you


Highly doubt you got 100 points to spare.

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Originally Posted by stxhunter
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Stx gonna write a country song about not winning the lotto while fugking his cousin with one ear and a bleeding nostril that never dripped into his perfect brisket just before he kicked everyone’s ass and fugked everyone’s wife whilst drinking every beer without getting drunk and still going to work just before his lifelong friend took him fishing before crashing his boat into a pile of rocks that shouldn’t have been there to begin with.


lmao, it would be a hit.


Smash hit.


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Originally Posted by deflave
Stx gonna write a country song about not winning the lotto while fugking his cousin with one ear and a bleeding nostril that never dripped into his perfect brisket just before he kicked everyone’s ass and fugked everyone’s wife whilst drinking every beer without getting drunk and still going to work just before his lifelong friend took him fishing before crashing his boat into a pile of rocks that shouldn’t have been there to begin with.



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The lead singer also wrote/performed the song at the end of the movie Take Shelter which some of the die hard preppers on here have to have seen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9kZ0qeQ-kA

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Originally Posted by deflave
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Originally Posted by deflave
Stx gonna write a country song about not winning the lotto while fugking his cousin with one ear and a bleeding nostril that never dripped into his perfect brisket just before he kicked everyone’s ass and fugked everyone’s wife whilst drinking every beer without getting drunk and still going to work just before his lifelong friend took him fishing before crashing his boat into a pile of rocks that shouldn’t have been there to begin with.


lmao, it would be a hit.


Smash hit.


You got put something about mother in the lyrics to get a no 1 hit though.......


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Sounds like a Steve Earle cover band.


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