Not for me...for me, mayo reminds me of being an altar boy.
Is this a Mayo/semen joke?
Or a Christianity joke?
Or both?
I take it as read.
You know Jews dont have a sense of humor.
I'm sorry, I just realized that I may have inadvertently insulted Christians. What I meant was that when I was an altar boy, the priests used to put mayo on their cawks to get us to put them in our mouths. I didn't mean to imply anything about semen.
See Flave?
I was right. He aint no Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaking of which, the Chabad rabbi for the great state of Montana was just up in your area and sent this to the congregation. If you sensed a great disturbance in the force, it was from this guy. I assume he is referring to meat processing plants and he was not assaulted by a certain numbnuts in Big Sandy.
"A Rose in Havre!
Rabbi Chaim Bruk
In a few hours, Menny and I will head home to Bozeman for Shabbos, after our 1,100 mile, 36-hour, trip, ensuring the Kosher status of plants in Great Falls, Cut Bank, Shelby, Tiber, Chester, Havre, Big Sandy, Fort Benton, Denton and Ulm. It was a lot of driving, but I was able to enjoy sunrise near Valier and to say a prayer in Joplin where the Amtrak train crashed a few weeks back. It’s always nice to spend time where the Rockies meet the Plains. The trip’s aha moment was when I surprised my friend at his office in Havre and was able to quickly Lay Tefilin with him while he took a break from a meeting.
In this week’s Torah portion, Chayei Sarah, we read about Eliezer, the devoted servant of Abraham, heading north to find a wife for Isaac. When he detects Rebecca’s incredible kindheartedness, he recognizes that she’s the one and the rest is history. The Midrash tells us that young Rebecca was like “a rose plucked from among thorns”. The thorns, the harsh childhood with wicked relatives, made her the beautiful rose that she was; it strengthened her, it brought out the very best in her. Yet, when the time was up, when she was ready for marriage, Abraham didn’t procrastinate, he sent Eliezer to bring her home, to the home Abraham and Sarah, the home of Isaac.
There are flowers and then there are roses. There is something really touching about a Mitzvah preformed on the high-line. Yes, every Mitzvah is special and precious in Hashem’s eyes, but I must believe that the more distant the geographical location, the further one is from an active Jewish community, the more meaning the Mitzvah takes on. It’s hard being a lone rose, the soul yearns for connection and it’s challenging to quench the spiritual thirst alone. I enjoyed my time with my brother up north, because it reminded Hashem that His roses are aromatic and beautiful no matter where they may live.
G-d enjoys each rose! "
Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.
Unlikely, but I'll sure as Hell try and if not, I can always save half for lunch the next day.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
It's 115ish All I been seeing is does and fawns. 9 total came thru Call it a day in area 21. Post is closed 1 to 21 nov for hunting Tn ml 2 week season starts next saturday.
And this thread about fugging sandwiches 🥪🥪🥪aint helping me staying out here anymore thats for fugging sure.....
Azzholes.... 😄😄😄😁😁😁
Been seeing that grilled cheese double cheese burger Sonic commercial...
You would think in this "green" technology age, someone would be making a cow-chip burner TV model for Jim.
I'll take my Reuban with sauerkraut. Growing up, we would make our own, and put it up in one or two quart jars. It was not uncommon for our mother to have to get a second jar , as we might eat most of the first one before it even made it to the table, cold, out of the jar.
If she didn't catch us, that is.
make my own sauerkraut.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
Unlikely, but I'll sure as Hell try and if not, I can always save half for lunch the next day.
He is just jealous.
That would be like 50 dollars in Australia.
That would assume that the Australian jack-booted, fascist thugs wouldn't beat him to death while he's on his way to the forcefully closed Delicatessen to purchase said Reuben sammich.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
It's 115ish All I been seeing is does and fawns. 9 total came thru Call it a day in area 21. Post is closed 1 to 21 nov for hunting Tn ml 2 week season starts next saturday.
And this thread about fugging sandwiches 🥪🥪🥪aint helping me staying out here anymore thats for fugging sure.....
Azzholes.... 😄😄😄😁😁😁
Been seeing that grilled cheese double cheese burger Sonic commercial...
🤔🤔🤔
You obviously had cell reception there - ever heard over Uber Eats?
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
Tonight I had a Reuben for dinner. But instead of rye, I used a tortilla. I also skipped the corned beef and sauerkraut, and went with ground beef, refried beans, guacamole, and some sour cream. I added a bit of cheddar cheese to make it authentic.
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