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"A Georgia woman working as a webcam model for a popular pornography site accidentally shot herself in the vagina earlier this month, a police report chronicling the bizarre incident reveals, in what a witness says was a pornographic video gone horribly wrong.

According to the report, e-girl Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, accidentally discharged the weapon, a 9mm handgun, while alone in her bedroom the morning of November 9 while several of her housemates were on the property.

Around noon, cops were called to the scene of the Thomaston home, after receiving a report of an 'accidental gunshot wound.'

Upon arriving at the scene, Upson County Sheriff's Deputy Zachary Wall immediately encountered an EMS worker in the woman's driveway clutching the handgun, as well as a spent bullet casing.


The paramedic notified the officer that 'the female had shot herself in her vagina, accidentally,' the report reads."



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...h-accidentally-shot-vagina-cops-say.html


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Stormin Norman: I have investigated and tended to probably two dozen "accidental shootings" during my 29 year LEO career but never anything as idiotic (no offense small twig!) as this!
I mean what in the heck was that trollop thinking?
It takes all kinds I guess?
And, yes indeed, that IS gonna leave a mark.
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Pictures, or it didn't happen.




Bet that was ugly!😎





Be interesting to know what damages, and how she is.
Be pretty HARD to shoot yourself there and not do some
serious damage.


Maybe a few of our MEMBERS will try it. For science, and all.


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Portland cop several years ago was reaming his wife in her ass with a loaded Rem 870 shotgun. His lubed up hands slipped, causing him to blow up 1/2 of her ass and gizzard.

She goes to the ER hospital for her injuries, and survives. Cop immediately checks himself into the “Whack Unit” at Emanuel Hospital.

Idk what happened to the cop, aside from losing his career as a cop. His wife filed for divorce from her hospital bed.

Strange kinks can have bad consequences...LOL

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Portland cop several years ago was reaming his wife in her ass with a loaded Rem 870 shotgun. His lubed up hands slipped, causing him to blow up 1/2 of her ass and gizzard.

She goes to the ER hospital for her injuries, and survives. Cop immediately checks himself into the “Whack Unit” at Emanuel Hospital.

Idk what happened to the cop, aside from losing his career as a cop. His wife filed for divorce from her hospital bed.

Strange kinks can have bad consequences...LOL

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Not saying I doubt you,

But she survived a blast from a shotgun at that range, shoved into that orifice, inches from all kinds of major intestines and organs?

And lived? C'mon man................

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Portland cop several years ago was reaming his wife in her ass with a loaded Rem 870 shotgun. His lubed up hands slipped, causing him to blow up 1/2 of her ass and gizzard.

She goes to the ER hospital for her injuries, and survives. Cop immediately checks himself into the “Whack Unit” at Emanuel Hospital.

Idk what happened to the cop, aside from losing his career as a cop. His wife filed for divorce from her hospital bed.

Strange kinks can have bad consequences...LOL

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What choke was in it? You never use anything but Improved cylinder.

Everyone should know that.


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It probably didn't hit anything, just rattled around a little.

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Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Portland cop several years ago was reaming his wife in her ass with a loaded Rem 870 shotgun. His lubed up hands slipped, causing him to blow up 1/2 of her ass and gizzard.

She goes to the ER hospital for her injuries, and survives. Cop immediately checks himself into the “Whack Unit” at Emanuel Hospital.

Idk what happened to the cop, aside from losing his career as a cop. His wife filed for divorce from her hospital bed.

Strange kinks can have bad consequences...LOL

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Not saying I doubt you,

But she survived a blast from a shotgun at that range, shoved into that orifice, inches from all kinds of major intestines and organs?

And lived? C'mon man................


I hear you...The “Oregonian” article didn’t get super specific about whether the barrel was inserted, or went off as it was being pulled out.

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Portland cop several years ago was reaming his wife in her ass with a loaded Rem 870 shotgun. His lubed up hands slipped, causing him to blow up 1/2 of her ass and gizzard.

She goes to the ER hospital for her injuries, and survives. Cop immediately checks himself into the “Whack Unit” at Emanuel Hospital.

Idk what happened to the cop, aside from losing his career as a cop. His wife filed for divorce from her hospital bed.

Strange kinks can have bad consequences...LOL

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Not saying I doubt you,

But she survived a blast from a shotgun at that range, shoved into that orifice, inches from all kinds of major intestines and organs?

And lived? C'mon man................


I hear you...The “Oregonian” article didn’t get super specific about whether the barrel was inserted, or went off as it was being pulled out.

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Was he right or left handed?


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Newspaper left that ingredient out of the story as well.

Could have made a difference on what organs hit the bedroom wall, I guess.

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Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Portland cop several years ago was reaming his wife in her ass with a loaded Rem 870 shotgun. His lubed up hands slipped, causing him to blow up 1/2 of her ass and gizzard.

She goes to the ER hospital for her injuries, and survives. Cop immediately checks himself into the “Whack Unit” at Emanuel Hospital.

Idk what happened to the cop, aside from losing his career as a cop. His wife filed for divorce from her hospital bed.

Strange kinks can have bad consequences...LOL

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Not saying I doubt you,

But she survived a blast from a shotgun at that range, shoved into that orifice, inches from all kinds of major intestines and organs?

And lived? C'mon man................



Uh, yeah. He wasn't exactly an upstanding citizen.

He was a crack user, and was also tried for arson - setting an apartment building on fire. Jury was hung though, but in Multnomah County a jury of his peers was probably 75% bleck and on crack too.

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Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Portland cop several years ago was reaming his wife in her ass with a loaded Rem 870 shotgun. His lubed up hands slipped, causing him to blow up 1/2 of her ass and gizzard.

She goes to the ER hospital for her injuries, and survives. Cop immediately checks himself into the “Whack Unit” at Emanuel Hospital.

Idk what happened to the cop, aside from losing his career as a cop. His wife filed for divorce from her hospital bed.

Strange kinks can have bad consequences...LOL

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Not saying I doubt you,

But she survived a blast from a shotgun at that range, shoved into that orifice, inches from all kinds of major intestines and organs?

And lived? C'mon man................



Uh, yeah. He wasn't exactly an upstanding citizen.

He was a crack user, and was also tried for arson - setting an apartment building on fire. Jury was hung though, but in Multnomah County a jury of his peers was probably 75% bleck and on crack too.





TC,
You remember that case?

I tried to duck-foo it up, but nothing.

Crazy mofo for sure.

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Hopefully this accident insures she will never procreate!


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Portland cop several years ago was reaming his wife in her ass with a loaded Rem 870 shotgun. His lubed up hands slipped, causing him to blow up 1/2 of her ass and gizzard.

She goes to the ER hospital for her injuries, and survives. Cop immediately checks himself into the “Whack Unit” at Emanuel Hospital.

Idk what happened to the cop, aside from losing his career as a cop. His wife filed for divorce from her hospital bed.

Strange kinks can have bad consequences...LOL

🦫



Not saying I doubt you,

But she survived a blast from a shotgun at that range, shoved into that orifice, inches from all kinds of major intestines and organs?

And lived? C'mon man................



Uh, yeah. He wasn't exactly an upstanding citizen.

He was a crack user, and was also tried for arson - setting an apartment building on fire. Jury was hung though, but in Multnomah County a jury of his peers was probably 75% bleck and on crack too.





TC,
You remember that case?

I tried to duck-foo it up, but nothing.

Crazy mofo for sure.

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Mid/late 90’s IIRC. Dude was effed up for sure.

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Maybe it was a “cook off” 😳


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