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I got Beaver a plastic replica of my COCK.

I even signed it.

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Getting a new kitchen in the house. Tear out was yesterday, patching walls and floor tile today, and cabinet install next week. Countertops a few days before Christmas. So maybe she can cook Christmas dinner in it. She’s also getting a new purse to carry the money we no longer have, as it all went towards the kitchen.

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Originally Posted by deflave
I got Beaver a plastic replica of my COCK.

I even signed it.

LOL



***Beaver after opening his gift***



"HONEY!! He even SIGNED IT!!"

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LOL


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I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.

LOL

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Originally Posted by Rooster7
Originally Posted by deflave
I got Beaver a plastic replica of my COCK.

I even signed it.

LOL



***Beaver after opening his gift***



"HONEY!! He even SIGNED IT!!"

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


LOL


She calls it her “stocking stuffer.”

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Beaver10
I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.

LOL

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Stop chewing on your Christmas ornaments you fugking retard.

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.

LOL

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Stop chewing on your Christmas ornaments you fugking retard.

LOL


Then stop wrapping your junk in bacon, dumb-dumb.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
We got amazon boxes showing up every day.

No way I can compete with that.

She buys whatever she wants when she sees it.


And can’t take her out to dinner, she is doing the anorexic thing







Buy her an Itunes card...if she uses it great...if not, it will last a long time.

A win either way.


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I think she could use a 300 Winchester magnum I saw down at the gun store, she doesn't hunt, never has but I thought she would still be delighted to own one.

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Originally Posted by 673
I think she could use a 300 Winchester magnum I saw down at the gun store, she doesn't hunt, never has but I thought she would still be delighted to own one.


Try as I might I find that I cannot fault that line of reasoning...you are a thoughtful husband.


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She saw an LCPii .22lr at BPS the other day and says she’s like it to complement her LCP .380, so I bought one a few days later. I’m sure I’ll be in trouble for not buying the jewelry she’s sent me links to as “hints”. Oh well.

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Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by slumlord
We got amazon boxes showing up every day.

No way I can compete with that.

She buys whatever she wants when she sees it.


And can’t take her out to dinner, she is doing the anorexic thing







Buy her an Itunes card...if she uses it great...if not, it will last a long time.

A win either way.

He is getting Mrs. Slumlord a Taylor Swift Picture and a nice frame to go along with it.

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.

LOL

🦫


Stop chewing on your Christmas ornaments you fugking retard.

LOL


Then stop wrapping your junk in bacon, dumb-dumb.

🤣🦫


Kingston call it the "Baconator."

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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A sammich maker.

Because that says I love you.


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Pair of slippers and a [bleep].

That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuhq herself.

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Originally Posted by hillestadj
Pair of slippers and a [bleep].

That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuhq herself.


Come on, bro.

That joke’s older than ingwe’s mom’s, mom.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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A backpack leaf blower

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Originally Posted by TallPine
A backpack leaf blower


My wife ran one for hours today. Place looks good!


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by hillestadj
Pair of slippers and a [bleep].

That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuhq herself.


Come on, bro.

That joke’s older than ingwe’s mom’s, mom.


Gotta play to the audience ..... dealing with 77 year olds on average

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A new package of dishwashing gloves and a fresh box of sandwich bags.


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