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Maggie your position is reversible but not your cowgirl surgery.


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What's the best pickup line in WVA??

"Nice tooth, baby."



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What has 4 legs and 12 teeth?











(Uncle dad and sister maw)


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What does a girl in WV say when she's losing her virginity?




"Hurry up Dad, you're squishing my cigarettes"


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What a hillbilly says the first time he has sex ........get off me Pa, get off me!


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Originally Posted by RUM7
What does a girl in WV say when she's losing her virginity?




"Hurry up Dad, you're squishing my cigarettes"


A true classic, I think I first heard it as "get off me daddy you're squashing my Marlboros"

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What's a redneck virgin?
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A 12 year old girl who can outrun her big brother!


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Hey......watch that....you are getting Ohio and Ky mixed up again. ...Also, even though I should be totally offended and "triggered" about these jokes about my people............... I hereby give you permission and shall not "cancel" you.

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Why is doggie style the favored position for Canadians?



So both of them can watch the hockey game.

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How do you get a nun pregnant?






Dress her up like an altar boy.


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What do you call opening night at a Kentucky night club?



A family reunion.


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Y'all have no shame.


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
How do you get a nun pregnant?






Dress her up like an altar boy.


Have the alter boy sh.it in her c.unt

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So, Earl and Charlene get married and go on their honeymoon. That night, from the motel room, Earl makes a panicked collect call home. His Dad answers and Earl says "Paw, what am I gonna do? I just found out Charlene's a virgin!" His Dad said "Son, leave her there and come on home. If she ain't good 'nuff for her own family, she sure ain't good 'nuff for ours."

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Originally Posted by hillestadj
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How do you get a nun pregnant?






Dress her up like an altar boy.


Have the alter boy sh.it in her c.unt


😳😂🤣👊🏽

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Originally Posted by hillestadj
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How do you get a nun pregnant?






Dress her up like an altar boy.


Have the alter boy sh.it in her c.unt

Cheese heads are into hot pockets...

No surprise there. 🤣

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Naw, the real reason for that position is those type of girls hate to see a guy having a good time.


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Why do Canadian women use a hockey puck instead of tampons?




They heard they last for 3 periods.


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