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Maggie your position is reversible but not your cowgirl surgery.
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What's the best pickup line in WVA??
"Nice tooth, baby."
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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What has 4 legs and 12 teeth?
(Uncle dad and sister maw)
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What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
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What does a girl in WV say when she's losing her virginity?
"Hurry up Dad, you're squishing my cigarettes"
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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What a hillbilly says the first time he has sex ........get off me Pa, get off me!
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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What does a girl in WV say when she's losing her virginity?
"Hurry up Dad, you're squishing my cigarettes" A true classic, I think I first heard it as "get off me daddy you're squashing my Marlboros"
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What's a redneck virgin? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A 12 year old girl who can outrun her big brother!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Hey......watch that....you are getting Ohio and Ky mixed up again. ...Also, even though I should be totally offended and "triggered" about these jokes about my people............... I hereby give you permission and shall not "cancel" you.
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Why is doggie style the favored position for Canadians?
So both of them can watch the hockey game.
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Last edited by Burleyboy; 12/03/21.
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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What do you call opening night at a Kentucky night club?
A family reunion.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Romans 5:1
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy. Have the alter boy sh.it in her c.unt
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So, Earl and Charlene get married and go on their honeymoon. That night, from the motel room, Earl makes a panicked collect call home. His Dad answers and Earl says "Paw, what am I gonna do? I just found out Charlene's a virgin!" His Dad said "Son, leave her there and come on home. If she ain't good 'nuff for her own family, she sure ain't good 'nuff for ours."
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Ever heard of a stanley steamer
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy. Have the alter boy sh.it in her c.unt 😳😂🤣👊🏽 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy. Have the alter boy sh.it in her c.unt Cheese heads are into hot pockets... No surprise there. 🤣
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Naw, the real reason for that position is those type of girls hate to see a guy having a good time.
Yours in Liberty,
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Why do Canadian women use a hockey puck instead of tampons?
They heard they last for 3 periods.
There's 2 dates they carve on your tombstone. Everyone knows what they mean. What's more important is time that is known as the little dash inbetween.
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