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Re: Who uses a bidet? slumlord #16690039 12/05/21 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 408 J J4Me Campfire Member J4Me Campfire Member J Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 408 Originally Posted by slumlord Takes more than a spritzle of water to get shît off of my rosetta I just can’t conceive anything short of 4 good wipes with doubled over paper followed by 2-3 baby wipes. Just no fuggin way +1

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16690067 12/05/21 Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,905 Beaver Nation! T Tide_Change Campfire Tracker Tide_Change Campfire Tracker T Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,905 Beaver Nation! Garden hose works great, but I get nastygrams from the HOA.

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16690068 12/05/21 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,723 LOCUST K KentuckyMountainMan Campfire Regular KentuckyMountainMan Campfire Regular K Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,723 LOCUST My wife bought them one year around Christmas... It was about 2 years later I finally installed them.....Best 200 bucks she ever spent.....A roll of toilet paper now last for months...No more monkey butt...lol “When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16690125 12/05/21 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,751 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,751 TN This all reminds me of nasty german women who only bath once a month and wipe their armpits and face with the same damp wash cloth they wiped their coochie with for 5 or 6 days in a row.

Re: Who uses a bidet? slumlord #16690191 12/05/21 Joined: May 2003 Posts: 23,002 SW Montana V VarmintGuy Campfire Ranger VarmintGuy Campfire Ranger V Joined: May 2003 Posts: 23,002 SW Montana slumload: YOU.... need to frequent a better/higher class of women! Sick. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16690194 12/05/21 Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 583 C cleanbarrel Campfire Regular cleanbarrel Campfire Regular C Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 583 I sticking with my water hose...

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16690252 12/05/21 Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,664 West Virginia D Dave_in_WV Campfire Outfitter Dave_in_WV Campfire Outfitter D Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 12,664 West Virginia We have them. If you have hemorrhoids you will have far less problems using a bidet. The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16690275 12/05/21 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,790 East Coast B Blu_Cs Campfire Regular Blu_Cs Campfire Regular B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,790 East Coast I gave the DW one for Christmas last year and learned it was......not welcomed. It is now quietly stashed for if and when.... Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush Perfect is the enemy of good enough

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16691370 12/05/21 Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 2,336 7 7mm_Loco Campfire Regular 7mm_Loco Campfire Regular 7 Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 2,336 Crocodile Dundee...

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16691394 12/05/21 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,207 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,207 Montana Homos do. I am MAGA.

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16691396 12/05/21 Joined: May 2010 Posts: 6,610 N. California F fester Campfire Tracker fester Campfire Tracker F Joined: May 2010 Posts: 6,610 N. California Who hasn’t?

Re: Who uses a bidet? Jim_Conrad #16691409 12/05/21 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,274 406 and 972 R Remsen Campfire Tracker Remsen Campfire Tracker R Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,274 406 and 972 Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Homos do. This is fargin war Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16691413 12/05/21 Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 9,158 Behind Enemy Lines Salmonella Campfire Outfitter Salmonella Campfire Outfitter Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 9,158 Behind Enemy Lines GTFOH. Proud NRA Life Member

Re: Who uses a bidet? Remsen #16691417 12/05/21 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,207 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,207 Montana Originally Posted by Remsen Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Homos do. This is fargin war Well...they probably do eh? I am MAGA.

Re: Who uses a bidet? Jim_Conrad #16691462 12/05/21 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,274 406 and 972 R Remsen Campfire Tracker Remsen Campfire Tracker R Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,274 406 and 972 Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by Remsen Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Homos do. This is fargin war Well...they probably do eh? Not that I have personal knowledge, but yes. Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16691464 12/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX I just use the garden hose out in the yard. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16691545 12/06/21 Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,738 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,738 Clinging to our God and Guns Never had a chance to try one. Guess we aren't real civilized. After you flood the region, how do you dry? A community towel? Or does your wife keep a supply of ass towels? What color are the towels when new? Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Who uses a bidet? Remsen #16691611 12/06/21 Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 5,681 N.E. Texas 1911a1 Campfire Tracker 1911a1 Campfire Tracker Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 5,681 N.E. Texas Originally Posted by Remsen I have one and it's great. Without getting into the details, it's a lot better to hit the clingons with water than smear them with paper. I remember Captain Kirk saying that on a episode of Star Trek. Figures don't lie, But Liars figure Assumption is the mother of mistakes

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16691648 12/06/21 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 67,662 N. Central Florida, and Miami Mannlicher Campfire Kahuna Mannlicher Campfire Kahuna Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 67,662 N. Central Florida, and Miami we have one in the Miami condo. I use it as a urinal. Wife thinks that is barbaric. Sam......

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16691733 12/06/21 Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,755 Omaha, NE BOWHUNR Campfire Tracker BOWHUNR Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,755 Omaha, NE The toilet seat replacement models I have seen tie into the cold water supply line for the tank. I can't get past the thought of a satisfying dump being followed up by a blast of cold water to the starfish. Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor. I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.