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Originally Posted by wabigoon
I've never seen one.

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You aint missing nothing concerning a Bidet...

Eurotrashland type of thing...

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Originally Posted by hanco
Set and connected a bunch in high end apartments and homes, never used one

Same here. Installed 3 last week in a small castle I'm trimming out. Never used one myself, but have Installed a lot of them.


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Originally Posted by Mannlicher
we have one in the Miami condo. I use it as a urinal. Wife thinks that is barbaric.


You don't have a kitchen sink? smile


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I thought there was a water shortage, the last gallon of water on Earth is gonna wash your azz??

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Put two inexpensive Brondell brands in my house. They are cold water and will get your attention but after having one I never want to do without again. Mine have two modes so that it keeps women's cooch cleaner too- anyone gonna complain about that?

So much easier on the backside and say good bye to...re-visits to get rid of itchiness. Much more hygienic and ultimately a heck of a lot more comfort.

As for using extra water I am betting it takes less to use a bidet several times than even a single re-visit or second flush.


Dillonbuck- you use a lot less toilet paper with a Bidet. Just a few squares to 'pat' your backside- practically no wiping needed.


Funny story- my 30 yo daughter came over and saw it in the guest bath room and wasn't sure how it worked. She walked out of the bathroom slowly with wet forehead. We all cracked up- told her it as not for flossing.


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We have them on both toilets. My wife LOVES them and I like them, too. Warm water? If you want that, spend the money for one with a heated tank. If you plumb in a hot line, you'll sit there with cold water turning your butt blue until the hot gets through the line. If you're a ways from the water heater, that can be a long cold wait. I just turned the hot off. It only takes a few seconds to hose it down and it isn't worth the cold wait for hot water.


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Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
we have one in the Miami condo. I use it as a urinal. Wife thinks that is barbaric.


You don't have a kitchen sink? smile


we do, but pissing in the sink is something folks from min a soda do


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had a hotel room once that had a separate one, so you'd take a dump, then move over to the bidet.

I think it needed like that foam brush kinda deal - you know when you go to a car wash bay and on one side you had the high pressure hose and on the other side the foaming brush to get the dirt off.

get down and give your undercarriage a once over with some new car scent

just run away when the "hot wax now" light comes on.


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Originally Posted by Mannlicher
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we have one in the Miami condo. I use it as a urinal. Wife thinks that is barbaric.


You don't have a kitchen sink? smile


we do, but pissing in the sink is something folks from min a soda do



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Originally Posted by Mannlicher
we have one in the Miami condo. I use it as a urinal. Wife thinks that is barbaric.


You're OK as long as you don't use it to wash your face.



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Originally Posted by 1911a1
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I have one and it's great. Without getting into the details, it's a lot better to hit the clingons with water than smear them with paper.


I remember Captain Kirk saying that on a episode of Star Trek.



It's mostly a problem around Uranus.

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Originally Posted by KFWA
had a hotel room once that had a separate one, so you'd take a dump, then move over to the bidet.

I think it needed like that foam brush kinda deal - you know when you go to a car wash bay and on one side you had the high pressure hose and on the other side the foaming brush to get the dirt off.

get down and give your undercarriage a once over with some fresh car scent

just run away with the "hot wax now" light comes on.



Damn, now that's funny! Now I have to clean the hot coffee off of my keyboard. laugh

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Originally Posted by KFWA
had a hotel room once that had a separate one, so you'd take a dump, then move over to the bidet.

I think it needed like that foam brush kinda deal - you know when you go to a car wash bay and on one side you had the high pressure hose and on the other side the foaming brush to get the dirt off.

get down and give your undercarriage a once over with some new car scent

just run away with the "hot wax now" light comes on.



So you gotta make sure you take a pocket full of quarters when you take the morning dump? grin

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The French use 'em a lot.


Of course, if they showered regularly, there wouldn't be a need......



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Here's a good one. You can put a water filter inline with most toilet seat bidets. That keeps impurities in the water from reaching your butt. That's not something I'm normally concerned with. However, we don't have sand in the well that might sandblast the tools.

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Originally Posted by smokepole
The French use 'em a lot.


Of course, if they showered regularly, there wouldn't be a need......


they need one chest high for arm pits too


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Word on the street is Beto O’ Rourke uses one to wash his cooter.


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Originally Posted by Vic_in_Va
Originally Posted by 1911a1
Originally Posted by Remsen
I have one and it's great. Without getting into the details, it's a lot better to hit the clingons with water than smear them with paper.


I remember Captain Kirk saying that on a episode of Star Trek.



It's mostly a problem around Uranus.

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Originally Posted by Vic_in_Va
Originally Posted by 1911a1
Originally Posted by Remsen
I have one and it's great. Without getting into the details, it's a lot better to hit the clingons with water than smear them with paper.


I remember Captain Kirk saying that on a episode of Star Trek.



It's mostly a problem around Uranus.


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Here's a good one. You can put a water filter inline with most toilet seat bidets. That keeps impurities in the water from reaching your butt. That's not something I'm normally concerned with. However, we don't have sand in the well that might sandblast the tools.

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Cold water on the area in question must be a real eye opener?

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