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separate checking accounts
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Dont argue, just dicker
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Told mine i was hunting before she came along, will hunt while shes here, and hunt when she' s gone.
Lasted about 12 yrs.
I hunt whenever i want now.
People ( too many ) think adding a person to their life will.make them happy. Nope. They can ADD happiness.....but you gotta be happy with/ by yourself first.
And most are not.
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Weather change. Arthritis kicking my ass.
Which reminds me...
Guys should do the big hunts and travel while young and able.
Shouldnt get married til 40 and require both parents written permission LOL
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Any thing she will not do in bed before getting married aint gonna change.
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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Dont lie to her no matter how trivial, and don’t tolerate it from her.
Don’t say anything about her you wouldn’t say to her. And expect the same.
MAGA
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She knows what she wants. She wants you to choose because she wants you to be happy. She will only be happy if your choice is what she wants. The females of all mammal species are six times more vocal than the male. Learn to take hints.
And most importantly, remember that we would all still be laying on the sidewalk, burning ants with a magnifying glass, if it weren't for women. Men change slowly. Women change by the second.
Oh....and they know they're crazy, but it usually doesn't behoove you to remind them.
You're one of the wisest people I've ever met. That explains a lot. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Young man I know is getting married next month and he ask if I had any good advice , the only thing I told was if he comes in from work and them beans are burning just let em burn .. Learning to spell might be a good start. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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She knows what she wants. She wants you to choose because she wants you to be happy. She will only be happy if your choice is what she wants. The females of all mammal species are six times more vocal than the male. Learn to take hints.
And most importantly, remember that we would all still be laying on the sidewalk, burning ants with a magnifying glass, if it weren't for women. Men change slowly. Women change by the second.
Oh....and they know they're crazy, but it usually doesn't behoove you to remind them.
You're one of the wisest people I've ever met. That explains a lot. LOL This is why I can't tell you any of the nice things I think about you.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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She knows what she wants. She wants you to choose because she wants you to be happy. She will only be happy if your choice is what she wants. The females of all mammal species are six times more vocal than the male. Learn to take hints.
And most importantly, remember that we would all still be laying on the sidewalk, burning ants with a magnifying glass, if it weren't for women. Men change slowly. Women change by the second.
Oh....and they know they're crazy, but it usually doesn't behoove you to remind them.
You're one of the wisest people I've ever met. That explains a lot. LOL This is why I can't tell you any of the nice things I think about you. Golly shucks. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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She knows what she wants. She wants you to choose because she wants you to be happy. She will only be happy if your choice is what she wants. The females of all mammal species are six times more vocal than the male. Learn to take hints.
And most importantly, remember that we would all still be laying on the sidewalk, burning ants with a magnifying glass, if it weren't for women. Men change slowly. Women change by the second.
Oh....and they know they're crazy, but it usually doesn't behoove you to remind them.
You're one of the wisest people I've ever met. That explains a lot. LOL This is why I can't tell you any of the nice things I think about you. Golly shucks. LOL If you only knew how hard it's been.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Tell him nothing good comes out of [bleep] ing her sister.
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If she packs you a lunch--for work, hunting, whatever--NEVER take it back home even if you don't eat it.
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These opinions are all B.S. , I’m telling you the ankle sweep test is fool proof !
Trust me 😎
Also the things you don’t get done on your honey moon can be done , it’s all in presentation.
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The honey moon , gave a young man this advice as he was tying the knot .
It is called the ankle sweep test .
You want to be sure this is going to work while you can still get it anulled , right ?
You get to your destination , sweep her up into your arms and carry her in gently setting her on her feet , looking into her eyes with the sweetest smile you can muster .
Looking in her eyes , tell her she is beautiful and slowly trace your hands down the sides of her face , down over her shoulders all the while expressing the beauty of her charms , down her hips, down her thighs and run your hands to the back of her ankles , grasp them firmly , come up as quick as you can reaching for the ceiling, as the back of her shoulder slap the floor , snatch her legs apart and spit in it and nail it , when finished release her ankles , go set on the couch , turn on a hunting channel and tell her to get you a beer .
If she brings you that beer , she’s yours forever .
This boy was in his twenties , Christian , never been laid , as was his soon to be wife .
His cheeks are red , eyes big and says , yeah , right ! She’ll kill me !
I lost it , cracked the fugg up .
So he goes home and runs it by her , he was astonished that she busted out a big belly laugh . And said invite him to our wedding .
Again I cracked up , but due to health reasons wasn’t able to make the wedding
But got the both a gift card for cabelas .
She is a hunter and he just sent me a picture of her with a nice 10 point buck she killed this year .
They are good people .
Kenneth I had to quote you because of the young Christian man, never having been laid. I worked with one and gave him some unsolicited advice about getting married. I told him to buy a nice new king size bed and it should be as sturdy as a pool table. He asked why and I told him since he had never been laid he was going to need something that could take a real pounding. He blushed and stammered a little bit and tried to say he would have more respect for his bride blah, blah, blah. I also told him to pick a place to live that was at least 15 minutes from either of their families. Again he asked why and I told him he would be busy with that pool table sturdy bed and he wouldn't want anyone dropping by unannounced. I forgot all of this until I saw him a good 6-7 years later. He introduced me to his wife and said they took the advice I gave him several years ago. I completely forgot and he reminded me of what I advised him to do. Now I was a little embarrassed but asked if it worked out. They both smiled broadly and gave big affirmative nods and showed me the pictures of their 2 beautiful daughters.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Weather change. Arthritis kicking my ass.
Which reminds me...
Guys should do the big hunts and travel while young and able.
Shouldnt get married til 40 and require both parents written permission LOL
I take my wife so I have someone to skin deer and clean fish.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Any thing she will not do in bed before getting married aint gonna change. That's not true in the least. I've done a lot with married women that they had never done before
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The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Five Secrets to happiness:
1) Find a woman that makes you laugh
2) Find a woman that can cook
3) Find a woman that really listens and never interrupts
4) Find a woman who is amazing in bed
5) make sure that these 4 women do not find out about each other
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The key to having a good relationship is not to find the right mate.
It's to BE the right mate.
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