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Bob, a biker, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on.. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.



The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"



Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob laughed, "I can't take your money,

I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again"....

Bob took the money....


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That joke is older than white dog turds.


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