When I was in college I came back to the dorms on a Sunday night. As soon as you hit the stairwell, there were sticky notes posted to the wall w arrows pointing and a few had notes like, this is amazing or world record. It led all the way to the third floor bathroom. Must've been 300 sticky notes lighting the trail. It was quite impressive and the biggest I have ever seen. No less than an 8lb and sticking way above the seat. A solid coiled python. What stuck w me was there wasn't any tp and how it got so high. Always wondered if he showered or just went to the next stall to wipe the blood cause he had to tear something. Everyone who lived in the dorm visited that bathroom, even the girls. I lived across from that bathroom and we kept our door open to watch everyone's reactions. It ranged from hilarious to shear horror.
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I used to work with a guy nicknamed “The Cobra”, ever since he produced a huge snake like product much as the OP described. However, in this case the tip rose above the toilet seat & became flattened out at the head which curved downward. Every male on duty was called to this stall to see the natural sculpture which did indeed look exactly like a Cobra. It’s entertainment value was launched exponentially when we attempted to flush it, as it only spun in the bowl while the Cobra’s head repeatedly “struck” at the circumference of the seat leaving it’s foul “bite marks” all around the toilet seat.
He enjoyed the nickname for many years but would Never divulge it’s true origin.
He's in the Whitehouse right now! That dog don't hunt, no one wants a dog that don't hunt. He only good for one thing, lying on the porch and licking himself!!!
Supervisor at work was so proud of his work one time he took a polaroid of it and stuck it in front of everybodies face to show them. It was impressive in a sick sort of way
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Dropped one late one day at work. Everybody gone for the day. Damn thing was unreal. No way was it going to flush. My battle plan was to let it soak overnight, and get fuzzy, then attempt to flush. Biggest problem was the significant portion that was out of the water,and unable to fuzz up. The next day was a disaster. It took some surgery with a plunger and a sill tie to get it to go. The boss was not amused. . I became a legend.
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