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Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2467", he said. "$2467", cried the teacher, "What in the world did you sell?", asked the teacher. "Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher. "How could you sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in tow," said Little Johnny. "I set a Dip & Chip stand and I gave out free samples to everyone who walked by." "They all said the same thing, 'Hey, this tastes like dog s__t!" Then I would say, "It is dog s__t. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I use the President Biden method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth." Little Johnny got 5 stars for his assignment .
Bless his heart!
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I am..........disturbed.
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Yep, that's pretty good. Not the Biden example though.
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That's exactly how Biden does...... new trillion dollar budget wont cost you a thing..... but we gotta raise the debt limit.
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While this isn't intended to be taken as true, it does pose the question of just how many people are there who know what dogs..t tastes like?
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
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