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Sometimes I don’t want to fix bacon or sausage. I’ll fix eggs, grits and eat with toast.
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Breakfast is a pain in the ass meal. Not really in the mood to figure out what to have. Always takes much longer to make anything decent than it does to eat it. Lots of crappy options (read: oatmeal). I can fry Spam in 5 minutes on high. Crack a Pepsi and run to the bathroom! LOL
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Secret life hack
BurgerKing will actually make you a Whopper during breffusk but they’ll run in their broiler
Whatever that is
I’ve done it
Fugg scramble eggs , those are for toothless old people
Diarrhea at your own risk- skip the Sysco mayo and groid-fingered half rotten beaner picked tomato Just go to Wendy’s instead and get a Baconator for breakfast. You get Bacon, + 100% Fresh Beef, And No Groids or the Burger King Schitts. 😜 Wendys is nasty here too And S L O W still playing all their Covid cards too. Inside dining is off limits Never any lettuce Some sort of gay sweet pickle has been substituted for dills the mellow yellow is always out The Frosties are always runny now They are fuggin dead to me And I gave Wendys two years service of my young life We did more before 9am than most people did all day Dead. Depart from me thine workers of inequities LOL. I can’t hardly picture you working at Wendy’s. The one in my hometown, is the closest to the Ranch. 60 miles. It’s always clean, fast, and damned good. The BK is always nasty, slow, and full of Groids. They opened back when I was in HS. They were good back then. 42 years ago. 😬
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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McD’s makes a damn good Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit.
Only thing I’ll eat there except for their French Fries.
Their hamburgers are friggin nasty. I’ll eat Arby’s before I’d eat that schitt.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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A toasted bagel, one side with a smear of peanut butter and the other a good jam. I’m good to go till lunch time.
My biggest fear is when I die my wife will sell my guns for what I told her they cost.
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Where is it written, we all have to be alike?
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I can eat breakfast without meat but my favorite is a good cup of coffee and an old fashioned sinker. (Donut)
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[quote=Timbermaster][quote=RockyRaab]Breakfast is whatever the hell you want it to be. If I want a bowl of Cheerios, a bagel with cream cheese, yoghurt and toast, a broiled tomato, baked beans on toast, cheesy grits or any number of other meat-free breakfasts, that's my choice. Not yours. yoghurt and toast ? I think I just threw up in my mouth
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Why fix breakfast? Is it broken?
I prefer bacon, eggs, sausage etc. but don’t often take the time
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Coffee, I don't eat until noon.
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Had bacon-wrapped jumbo shrimp, stuff with cream cheese and jalapenos for breakfast.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Secret life hack
BurgerKing will actually make you a Whopper during breffusk but they’ll run in their broiler
Whatever that is
I’ve done it
Fugg scramble eggs , those are for toothless old people
Diarrhea at your own risk- skip the Sysco mayo and groid-fingered half rotten beaner picked tomato Just go to Wendy’s instead and get a Baconator for breakfast. You get Bacon, + 100% Fresh Beef, And No Groids or the Burger King Schitts. 😜 Wendys is nasty here too And S L O W still playing all their Covid cards too. Inside dining is off limits Never any lettuce Some sort of gay sweet pickle has been substituted for dills the mellow yellow is always out The Frosties are always runny now They are fuggin dead to me And I gave Wendys two years service of my young life We did more before 9am than most people did all day Dead. Depart from me thine workers of inequities Left over burger patties from previous day into the chili mix. WAY back in the day.
"Maybe we're all happy."
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Grab a boiled egg and maybe a banana, or apple and get with it! Sitting and eating a big meal before noon isn't right. Makes most fat and lazy, not all but most! Yup. Who the hell has time to go through all the trouble during one of the two best times of the day? My in-laws are like this. Always make a big breakfast. And then they sit on their asses and talk about what’s for lunch. Fatties.
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Breakfast is whatever the hell you want it to be. If I want a bowl of Cheerios, a bagel with cream cheese, yoghurt and toast, a broiled tomato, baked beans on toast, cheesy grits or any number of other meat-free breakfasts, that's my choice. Not yours. A “broiled tomato”? WTF is that? Having been to Montana on two occasions, I can confirm that their isn’t a decent tomato in the whole state. This would explain your anti-tomato attitude.
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oatmeal and frozen blueberries 5 days a week and then some slab bacon and eggs on weekends. been on a ham kick lately since my son got one from his company for christmas. best damn ham i ever had. local outfit makes them.
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If I just have coffee and cereal, I'll get the shakes from low sugar I guess. I eat 3 eggs scrambled with a patty of pork sausage and grated cheese. Have some fruit too, strawberries, blueberries, orange to top it off. I to stay away from carbs, but I need protein.
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I love breakfast, but usually only on weekends. If I have to get up to go to work, that’s what I do. Grab a snack around noon or just wait until 6ish and eat a real meal.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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I eat 5 or 6 extra large eggs and 4 links of sausage for breakfast nearly every day and never get sick of it.
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I am on this eating plan ( diet is ghey) where I eat only one meal a day at 0430 hrs. I eat a ton of chow, including some type of hot cereal. I am hungry as a horse at night but I have managed to gain some discipline and am losing about 10 lbs a month this way. I would like to get back down to my fighting weight which I have not seen in about 30 years. If I can do this I have a whole nother wardrobe I have not been able to wear for many years!
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I am on this eating plan ( diet is ghey) where I eat only one meal a day at 0430 hrs. I eat a ton of chow, including some type of hot cereal. I am hungry as a horse at night but I have managed to gain some discipline and am losing about 10 lbs a month this way. I would like to get back down to my fighting weight which I have not seen in about 30 years. If I can do this I have a whole nother wardrobe I have not been able to wear for many years! Better off just cutting out the carbs. That way you can eat pretty much all you want, no need to go hungry and the weight will still come off.
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