The same people who can't stand to have foods touch on the plate, likely. They'll never know the delight of mashed potatoes and peas.
Better still ...
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on my knife.
The real reason you should
always keep your knife in your right hand is to be able to stab your brother's hand when he reaches for the last piece of fried chicken on the platter that you want.
L.W.