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Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
NV,
No doubt you would try to choke the life out of me too if I gave you the chance.


"Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth..." John ch. 8


9-14-2021
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He's been allowed to roam free for far too long. Get a rope.

NVhntr said,
"Happy Camper?? I agree."


H/C: Now be honest. Who has been on here posting all kinds of fantastic lies? It's you but you may not know, you may be one of the people who doesn't even realize the lies he makes up are not true. They start believing their own lies. It has become almost comical and sad at the same time. NVhntr has caught you and chronicled enough to certify you as to what you are. Tell us again, did you shoot a one hole group with an 8mm Mauser at 100 yards when you were less than 10 years old? Just answer that. With 10 or 15 shots no less?

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AKA: The Mauser Kid!!!


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Originally Posted by NVhntr
Happy's Starbucks saga:


6/25/20 – (HC congers up story about dating, discovers too many Arabs, LEOs, and soy boys at Starbucks.)
"I used to take dates there from time to time.
Then it got overrun by black SUVs doing steakouts and Saudis who would hit and run backing out of parking spaces......soyboys working behind the counter asking if I want a Grande' or a Tall. And I'm waiting to ask for someone to handle my drink that doesn't have a lisp and has been tested for AIDS. About that time it's good to sit down and wait for the gal who doesn't look like she sleeps with Habeeb to get me a refill."

6/25/20 – (God provides HC with Starbucks)
"The BEST Starbucks ever was not served at the coffee shop.
It was an answer to prayer. A couple months ago.
Not prayer to some impersonal universe or cosmic consciousness, no mantra chanting meditation either....Just asked my Father in the name of His Son, my best Friend.
Went to Kroger's and what did I see on shelf by itself?
A bunch of bags of Starbucks Whole beans......at $2 BUCKS PER BAG! Fresh, not outdated. No issues. Just cheaper than wholesale. Coincidence? I'm sure some atheist will say so."

We need to add Juan Valdez mule owner and coffee bean transporter to Happy Copelands job list now???

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Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by NVhntr
6/17/20 – Happy Camper survives being poisoned by his girlfriend.
"Good news is that it had a happy ending because I survived. I came within an inch of my life as organ failure set in. I'm grateful that God miraculously brought a vision of charcoal to my mind and where to find it. Then he gave me enough strength to drag myself off my back, get to it and eat it before dying. It absorbed the poison she put in the food and I recovered."

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Eating charcoal after dragging himself where God told him he could find some...
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That's not even the best part of the story. A few days later, Happy was lost in the desert with nothing to eat. Some geese were flying overhead, and a lightning bolt struck one and dropped it right at his feet. So God had provided him with meat. He had matches, but there were no trees in the desert, so there was nothing to build a fire with to cook his meat.

Then he remembered the charcoal, dropped trow, and shat out two dozen perfect briquettes and was saved! And to top it all off, they were match light briquettes!!



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Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Happy's Starbucks saga:


6/25/20 – (HC congers up story about dating, discovers too many Arabs, LEOs, and soy boys at Starbucks.)
"I used to take dates there from time to time.
Then it got overrun by black SUVs doing steakouts and Saudis who would hit and run backing out of parking spaces......soyboys working behind the counter asking if I want a Grande' or a Tall. And I'm waiting to ask for someone to handle my drink that doesn't have a lisp and has been tested for AIDS. About that time it's good to sit down and wait for the gal who doesn't look like she sleeps with Habeeb to get me a refill."

6/25/20 – (God provides HC with Starbucks)
"The BEST Starbucks ever was not served at the coffee shop.
It was an answer to prayer. A couple months ago.
Not prayer to some impersonal universe or cosmic consciousness, no mantra chanting meditation either....Just asked my Father in the name of His Son, my best Friend.
Went to Kroger's and what did I see on shelf by itself?
A bunch of bags of Starbucks Whole beans......at $2 BUCKS PER BAG! Fresh, not outdated. No issues. Just cheaper than wholesale. Coincidence? I'm sure some atheist will say so."

We need to add Juan Valdez mule owner and coffee bean transporter to Happy Copelands job list now???

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I could be wrong, but I'd wager that God isn't allowing pathological liars past the Pearly Gates.


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Originally Posted by smokepole


That's not even the best part of the story. A few days later, Happy was lost in the desert with nothing to eat. Some geese were flying overhead, and a lightning bolt struck one and dropped it right at his feet. So God had provided him with meat. He had matches, but there were no trees in the desert, so there was nothing to build a fire with to cook his meat.

Then he remembered the charcoal, dropped trow, and shat out two dozen perfect briquettes and was saved! And to top it all off, they were match light briquettes!!





Makes as much sense as the other rubbish crappy hamster comes out with.


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Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by smokepole


That's not even the best part of the story. A few days later, Happy was lost in the desert with nothing to eat. Some geese were flying overhead, and a lightning bolt struck one and dropped it right at his feet. So God had provided him with meat. He had matches, but there were no trees in the desert, so there was nothing to build a fire with to cook his meat.

Then he remembered the charcoal, dropped trow, and shat out two dozen perfect briquettes and was saved! And to top it all off, they were match light briquettes!!





Makes as much sense as the other rubbish crappy hamster comes out with.


What, God doesn't send you discount coffee beans?



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Originally Posted by smokepole


What, God doesn't send you discount coffee beans?



Pretty sure that would be way down the list.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper

Believers,

Keep in mind that " the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned."

I can't waste all day answering the questions of the atheists with reasoning and the scriptures that would answer the so called atheists arguments against the existence of God." The mean God of the O.T. vs the Jesus of the New" fallacy has been dealt with before. There's no convincing those who don't want to know the truth. Perhaps they will be humbled by hardship some day and humbly look outside of that person they trust.
God is available to the humble, yet resists the proud.
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Looks about as coherent as Tom Cruise.


Like Cruise, we won't come out of the closet:



And he's a fudge packer:



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Originally Posted by NVhntr
8/16/21 – (Happy Camper narrowly escapes death at the hands of preachers.)
“It reminds me of the time I was staying the week with some preachers while seeing a week at a Church near Fort Worth Texas. This was back when I taught Sunday school, but hadn't considered ever Preaching. At 3-4 AM I was woken up with a pillow crushed against my face and two of the preachers holding my arms down, so I would smother to death.”



Happy,
Did you bite the pillow?

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Originally Posted by Hastings
Tell us again, did you shoot a one hole group with an 8mm Mauser at 100 yards when you were less than 10 years old? Just answer that. With 10 or 15 shots no less?


You mean this one:


7/22/20 – (The first time 8 year old HC shoots a rifle, it’s a 15 shot one hole group at 100 paces with an 8mm Mauser.)
"Reminds me of getting yelled at my first time at a range. The first rifle that was put against my shoulder as an 8 y.o. boy was a 98 M in 8mm. My target had one hole after fully loading it around 3 times. It Made mom's second husband mad for wasting all that expensive ammo. Red face, yelling, cussing, not a good first experience. He thought I missed the target altogether until we went to get a close look. Not a bad rifle at 100 long paces."


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Or how about this one:


6/23/20 – (HC rants on long haired Jesus pictures. Has another homo fantasy. HC thinks about homos….alot.)
"The idea that Jesus had long hair does NOT COME FROM THE BIBLE. It comes from homo-sodomite artists that enjoyed painting naked men with long hair. During the Renaissance long hair was the fashion of these queers commissioned to paint "Jesus", which is another Jesus....a wicked substitute of their imagination."


6/13/20 - (God provides Crappy with a socket set)
“I had a bunch of rachets, extra too, but was missing some sockets that had cracked and a set similar to what you are asking about with sizes that I didn't have surprisingly. Now I'm not saying this to sell you mine because I need these. I just want to encourage and for you to get what you're looking for.

I asked the Lord specifically as if He were in my shop with me one day for the socket set and mini driver that I needed once in a while for mowers, etc.
Guess what Fireball?
Next thing I know, I'm driving down the road and at the busy intersection near a sport arena. I see something that caught my attention. After pulling into the parking lot, I looked down and saw a bunch of sockets strewn all over the road and a box off in the lot. There were no trucks around or jobs or I would have asked if they lost their socket set and helped pick them up.
I picked them up and put them in the insets of the kit. I was surprised to see that they were all there except for maybe one that I already had a duplicate of!!!”



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Or even this one:


9/30/20 – (HC’s medical appears to be in a veterinary office)
“Our office used to give out thousands of rabies vaccines.”


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Originally Posted by NVhntr
I could be wrong, but I'd wager that God isn't allowing pathological liars past the Pearly Gates.

Especially ones that involve him in all their bullschit lies..
The ultimate hyprocrite...
A sock puppet troll playing a religious persona for attention and with the intention to make people of actual faith look bad.

Well Happy Camper the only person we go after is you....
That should be pretty telling in and of itself.
And apparent to many I'm sure.
Yet a few rubes still interact with him despite all his lies and outrage when ya trigger him...


Some think he is a person of faith....
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Originally Posted by mauserand9mm
Originally Posted by Hastings
Tell us again, did you shoot a one hole group with an 8mm Mauser at 100 yards when you were less than 10 years old? Just answer that. With 10 or 15 shots no less?


You mean this one:


7/22/20 – (The first time 8 year old HC shoots a rifle, it’s a 15 shot one hole group at 100 paces with an 8mm Mauser.)
"Reminds me of getting yelled at my first time at a range. The first rifle that was put against my shoulder as an 8 y.o. boy was a 98 M in 8mm. My target had one hole after fully loading it around 3 times. It Made mom's second husband mad for wasting all that expensive ammo. Red face, yelling, cussing, not a good first experience. He thought I missed the target altogether until we went to get a close look. Not a bad rifle at 100 long paces."


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Offhand, no doubt, firing as fast as the bolt can be worked....

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Originally Posted by DBT
Originally Posted by mauserand9mm
Originally Posted by Hastings
Tell us again, did you shoot a one hole group with an 8mm Mauser at 100 yards when you were less than 10 years old? Just answer that. With 10 or 15 shots no less?


You mean this one:


7/22/20 – (The first time 8 year old HC shoots a rifle, it’s a 15 shot one hole group at 100 paces with an 8mm Mauser.)
"Reminds me of getting yelled at my first time at a range. The first rifle that was put against my shoulder as an 8 y.o. boy was a 98 M in 8mm. My target had one hole after fully loading it around 3 times. It Made mom's second husband mad for wasting all that expensive ammo. Red face, yelling, cussing, not a good first experience. He thought I missed the target altogether until we went to get a close look. Not a bad rifle at 100 long paces."


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Offhand, no doubt, firing as fast as the bolt can be worked....

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What makes it all even funnier.
It's a old TV show based in get even fantasy for picked on B types to watch.
And they made it "woke" now.
Denzel Washington in a movie as "The Equalizer"
And now Queen Latifah on TV as " The Equalizer"
Happy Crapster,s hero has transformed into groids....


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Originally Posted by DBT
Originally Posted by mauserand9mm
Originally Posted by Hastings
Tell us again, did you shoot a one hole group with an 8mm Mauser at 100 yards when you were less than 10 years old? Just answer that. With 10 or 15 shots no less?

You mean this one:

7/22/20 – (The first time 8 year old HC shoots a rifle, it’s a 15 shot one hole group at 100 paces with an 8mm Mauser.)
"Reminds me of getting yelled at my first time at a range. The first rifle that was put against my shoulder as an 8 y.o. boy was a 98 M in 8mm. My target had one hole after fully loading it around 3 times. It Made mom's second husband mad for wasting all that expensive ammo. Red face, yelling, cussing, not a good first experience. He thought I missed the target altogether until we went to get a close look. Not a bad rifle at 100 long paces."
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Offhand, no doubt, firing as fast as the bolt can be worked....

Or, just a bit faster than possible.

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