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what is a more social way to say

"you're Phu Ked" or "I got Phu ked"?

I've been racking my brain for a way to express that idea without the F word. I'm stumped.

The F word is just so appropriate, maybe that's almost 30 years of Navy in me.

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Nowadays keep the f word. As a former Marine that's what I use.

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To keep it nautical, how about "scrod"?


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off hand:

Done, fried, beat, reamed, screwed, plucked, Effed, euchred, whipped, beaten, been got, been owned.

Those are just for starters, the context is so broad that there are so many words that would be fitting replacements. Depending on the situation, some would be more appropriate than others.

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To prevent miscommunication, the use of correct terminology is critical, say what you mean.

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Forked?

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How about "I am an illiterate imbecile who cannot express himself without obscenity."


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your health/bank account/freedom/other is in jeopardy.


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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
How about "I am an illiterate imbecile who cannot express himself without obscenity."


Think ya meant "inarticulate".

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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
How about "I am an illiterate imbecile who cannot express himself without obscenity."

I would agree with you to Rocky before the liberals started destroying this country. No room to be nice anymore.

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A person must decide if the use of the word is meant as a verb, noun, adverb, adnoun, etc. MTG


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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
How about "I am an illiterate imbecile who cannot express himself without obscenity."


OK!! who had "complete doosh bag response" at 9:07 Central time? raise your hand.

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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
How about "I am an illiterate imbecile who cannot express himself without obscenity."


Go ferk yerself

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How about: You’ve been β€œNed Beatty’d”.

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You’re hosed or you’re pucked in the pooper mon 😁

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Originally Posted by navlav8r
You’re hosed or you’re pucked in the pooper mon 😁


I like hosed. Might use that one.

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Stay out of those situations. Yeah, I know. I coundn't either.


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IMO ,the F word is used too commonly today and it seems young women are the most noticed in it's use, but generally the younger generation.
I am of the older generation and I don't use it amongst ladies and I get somewhat embarrassed when a woman uses it. Of curse not all women are ladies.
Not to say I don' t use it myself at times, but I am usually alone.
Generally obscenities are a sign of poor literacy.


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