Big 'ol one eyed, split ear Tom cat out by the barn. Look the head on him. About 4 or 5" in diameter. Cat Head.
Have had to splain that to a few waitresses so they could explain to me how big their biscuits are before I order.
I can eat a half slice of ham, 3 eggs, & 2 biscuits w/gravy unless they's cat heads & then I only order one.