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These three Iowa cousins are in a life raft after being in a ship torpedoed in The South Pacific.

A bottle show up, and they paddle to it. A genie with three wishes!

The oldest, says, This is Thanksgiving day back home. I have a sweet young wife, and a baby boy I've never seen. They are all at my parent's home for dinner.

I sure wish I was back there withe them. Poof!, He is gone!!

Seconded cousin, I didn't have a wife, but I have a sweet young girlfriend. I'm sure she is there as well.

I wish I was there with all of them. POOF!! Gone!

Third, and younest, sniff, sniff, I don;t have a wife, or even a girlfriend, my cousin's are the only friends I have. I shure wish they we back here with me.


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Here's a 'littler' joke: A raccoon crossed the road! laugh laugh


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Why did the chicken cross the road.....to prove to the raccoon that it could be done.....


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Originally Posted by pullit
Why did the chicken cross the road.....to prove to the raccoon that it could be done.....
laugh laugh Excellent!!!


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And the ‘possum did it to show the chicken, the raccoon, the turtle AND the armadillo how to do it. 😁


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Originally Posted by navlav8r
And the ‘possum did it to show the chicken, the raccoon, the turtle AND the armadillo how to do it. 😁



What about the skunk?


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Originally Posted by AZmark
Originally Posted by navlav8r
And the ‘possum did it to show the chicken, the raccoon, the turtle AND the armadillo how to do it. 😁



What about the skunk?



He was out sick that day. 😊


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