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These three Iowa cousins are in a life raft after being in a ship torpedoed in The South Pacific.
A bottle show up, and they paddle to it. A genie with three wishes!
The oldest, says, This is Thanksgiving day back home. I have a sweet young wife, and a baby boy I've never seen. They are all at my parent's home for dinner.
I sure wish I was back there withe them. Poof!, He is gone!!
Seconded cousin, I didn't have a wife, but I have a sweet young girlfriend. I'm sure she is there as well.
I wish I was there with all of them. POOF!! Gone!
Third, and younest, sniff, sniff, I don;t have a wife, or even a girlfriend, my cousin's are the only friends I have. I shure wish they we back here with me.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Third, and youngest must have been a liberal. Paul B.
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them. MOLON LABE
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You can always tell an Iowegian…..
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Here's a 'littler' joke: A raccoon crossed the road!
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69 Pro-Constitution. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the road.....to prove to the raccoon that it could be done.....
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Why did the chicken cross the road.....to prove to the raccoon that it could be done..... Excellent!!!
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69 Pro-Constitution. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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And the ‘possum did it to show the chicken, the raccoon, the turtle AND the armadillo how to do it. 😁
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And the ‘possum did it to show the chicken, the raccoon, the turtle AND the armadillo how to do it. 😁 What about the skunk?
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Why don’t you play poker at the zoo?
There might be CHEAT-ahs!
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And the ‘possum did it to show the chicken, the raccoon, the turtle AND the armadillo how to do it. 😁 What about the skunk? He was out sick that day. 😊
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It sure doesn't take much to entertain us REDNECKS!!! LOL
A 380 in my pocket is better than a 45 in my truck!
Violence may not be the best option... but it's still an option.
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." General James Mad Dog Mattis
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